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You: Let's play a game. I say a word, then you say a word, and we make a story.
Stranger: Sounds jolly good. You start.
You: A
Stranger: wild
You: nigger
Stranger: appears!
You: What
Stranger: penis
You: is
Stranger: in
You: my
Stranger: wet
You: asshole?
Stranger: I
You: ran
Stranger: onto
You: your
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Let's play a game. I say a word, then you say a word, and we make a story.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you start
You: A
Stranger: massive
You: black
Stranger: hairy
-lång text-
Stranger: the
Stranger: this is so fucking gay get a life and kill yourself please
You: That's not a word :(

You: Let's play a game. I say a word, then you say a word, and we make a story.
Stranger: THE
You: game
Stranger: u just
You: lost
Stranger: it
You have disconnected.

You: Let's play a game. I say a word, then you say a word, and we make a story.
Stranger: sure
You: i'll start
You: my
Stranger: name
You: is
Stranger: fart
You: and
Stranger: i
You: wanna
Stranger: go
You: and
Stranger: party
You: and
Stranger: go
You: take
Stranger: a
You: gun
Stranger: to
You: suicide
Stranger: your
You: mother
Stranger: I LOVE MY MOM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Let's play a game. I say a word, then you say a word, and we make a story.
Stranger: okay
You: you'll start
Stranger: you !
You: okay
You: my
Stranger: room
You: is
Stranger: very
You: ugly
Stranger: and
You: i
Stranger: once
You: poop
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Random...?
Stranger: numbers?
You: Cars?
Stranger: Bodegas?
You: No...! D:
Stranger: Shit
Stranger: :D
You: Yeah, I know D:
Stranger: WAUUGGGHHHH :D
You: Wooohh : OO
You: I'm feeling for some yoghurt :(
Stranger: I'm feeling some (. )( .)
You: Ohshit !
Stranger: I think we have similar desires
You: Yeah...
You: Maybe :o
Stranger: Maybe indeed.
You: Well...
You: do you know where to find any yoghurt? D:
Stranger: Well, there's some in my fridge, I don't guess you'd want to come over, would you?
You: If there is yoghurt, I want to come over ! :o
You: where do you live!?!? :D
You: I NEED MY YOGHURT SOON :(
Stranger: Tell me where you live and I'll tell you exactly how many miles to my house and which direction
Stranger: And you'll have more yoghurt than you could ever imagine
You: Ooooomnomnomn :D
You: But ...
You: I live in candyland ! D:
Stranger: There's a store near me called candyland...it's a pretty sketchy place
Stranger: if you live there it's probably about 15 and a half miles to my house
You: ÅFAN !
You: Damn :D
Stranger: BFAN
You: HAHAH, u just cursed in my language ! D:
Stranger: What's you're language?
Stranger: your
You: Candyish :D
Stranger: And how do you pronounce BFAN
Stranger: yell it into your moniter and I'll put my ear up to mine
Stranger: and I'll hear you
Stranger: LOUDER
Stranger: please
You: I'M SHOUTING OVER HERE !! D:
You: CAN'T YOU HEAR ME!?!?
You: WAIT !
You: DON'T SAY THE B !
You: JUST SAY "FAN" !
Stranger: Silent B?
You: Yeah :o
Stranger: I got it..
You: And
You: FAN
You: is pronounced with a "hard a" u know, á ...? :o
You: if u understand :(
Stranger: Yeah, I understand completely
Stranger: don't frown!
Stranger: :D
You: :D
Stranger: What does it mean?
You: Umm....
You: like, "shit"!
You: FAN! :D
Stranger: I love FAN!
You: HAHAHHA :D
You: Not "poo" D:
that is "bajs :D
You: BAJS*
You: BAAAAAJS
You: i love BAJS :D
Stranger: Would you rather have some yoghurt or BAJS?
You: yoghurt, please !
You: :)
Stranger: Good call, you swedish man you.
You: yeah :D
You: swedish rox :}
Stranger: :D
You: Thihi :D
Stranger: especially swedish fish
Stranger: Thihi?
You: It's a giggle :o
You: Fish? :o
Stranger: the candy
You: OOOH :o
Stranger: you liar, you are clearly not from candyland
You: D:
You: umm..
You: i AM from candyland :(
Stranger: Yet you don't know what swedish fish are
Stranger: what a disgrace
Stranger: I bet your family disowned you long ago.
You: but i'm from candyland :(
You: nooo... D:
You: but..
You: they did leave me alone when they went to the capital once...
You: D:
Stranger: Oh no
Stranger: Oh noo
You: i know :(
Stranger: Did you survive?
You: i dunno.. :o
You: i'm actually alone right know :S
Stranger: Oh no
You: Yeah :(
You: Are you a pervert ? :(
You: I just need to know,
You: if i should watch out or something... :(
Stranger: Not in the slightest.
Stranger: To be honest, the thought of perversion disgusts me.
You: Yeah? :)
Stranger: Be careful though there are a lot of perverts on here
Stranger: Goons, the lot of them.
You: Yeah, I know. When they ask something creepy, i go "PPPPEEEERVEEEERT !!"
You: D:
You: That's my alarm :D
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Does it stop them?
You: No... :(
You: not all of them...:(
You: they say "ooh, i LIIIKE those words!"
i go "WELL, IT REMINDS ME OF YOU !! :@@@@@@@"
You: :$
Stranger: :@ indeed
Stranger: The internet is such a dangerous plce
Stranger: place
You: ur right D:
You: i mean, c'mon ! D:
You: youngsters can't do anything these days :(
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: The perverts are all over the internet ! :o
Stranger: Yeah, I know!
Stranger: So many young people are corrupted early on by those monsters.
You: I feel so bad for them !
Stranger: I know!
Stranger: Did you grow up with no internet?
You: I used the computer for games as kid.
You: But... well, we had internet :o
Stranger: Crazy
Stranger: All your life in sweden?
You: Yeah :o
Stranger: Was it swedens fault you didn't have internet?
You: No, no, I had internet... i just didn't use it !
You: Quiet !
You have disconnected.




(CREDIT TILL DE SOM LÄSTE HELA !!)

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I have been playing Pokemon Yellow for the past 2 days and I've already gotten 5 badges. What does this make me?
You: Umm... a alchoholic !
You: an*
Stranger: no fail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Fuck him :(

(CREDIT TILL DE SOM LÄSTE HELA !!)[/i]

Stranger: heey
You: Hey
Stranger: asl
You: asw
Stranger: ?
Stranger: way to take a year to type.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: i dont kown too,haha
Stranger: maybe i have fell in love with someone
You: oyeah? is she pretty?
Stranger: haha
You: well you can't have an ugly girlfriend :)
You: haha, just joking
Stranger: sure
Stranger: you are funny
You: thanks mate
Stranger: i like funny people
You: I do too :)
You: And you're not funny
You have disconnected.

You: red or green apples? C:
Stranger: red
You: ffuuuu :(

Stranger: Are you a sexy hot male that is willing to show a horny female his..soldier... for her to no how she will clean it and blow it ...for you..and i will clean and blow it...Good ;)
You: .... mom ... ?


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