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Stranger: hi i am a 16 year old male, you want to controll me?
You: sure
You: what to control
Stranger: me
Stranger: what u want
Stranger: i do all what u say
You: what you want me to do
Stranger: you are the boss i do anything u say
You: okey you do 50 push ups on the floor
now you say SIR YES SIR
Stranger: Sir yes sir
You: I've got the power!
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Stranger: Hey.
You: Heej!
Stranger: sex.
You: sju
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hahahahahah xD
You: Hey!
Stranger: Hi asl?
You: 14, girl and Sweden you?
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Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 15 f sweden
Stranger: 15 f usa
You: okey :)
Stranger: whats ya name?
You: Rebecca ^^
You: and yours?
Stranger: peter ha
o.O
Stranger: haha thanks xD and how to say: i absolutely hate french bread! it stinks and it looks just like my aunt
You: HAHAH
Stranger: hahaha xD
You: jag hatar absolut franskt bröd, det stinker och liknar mitt arsle
Nån sa tuck till mig sen stack han jag fatta inte ett skit. nån som vet vad tuck är >:?
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Haha bra att du inte skrev det där på engelska :D[/i]
haha :)
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Nån sa tuck till mig sen stack han jag fatta inte ett skit. nån som vet vad tuck är >:?
Han tänkte väl skriva "fuck", men skrev fel och skämdes så mycket att han stack :D
Lol det vore fail : D
Hade nyss den längsta konversation jag någonsin haft på omegle :D
En jättetrevlig tjej som hette Tay
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You: korv
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i am really sorry, but i have to shit really badly
You: oh
Stranger: can you wait a minute?
You: sure!
Stranger: ok brb
Stranger: i peed all over the street
Stranger: gotta wash my clothes in my poop right now
Stranger: brb
wtf :(
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Stranger: I HATE YOU
Stranger: ):<
Stranger: YOU DID TOO BTW.
You: haha
Stranger: ...Goatse?
You: from?
Stranger: Californiaaa. ;D
You: Goatse.cx is scary D:
Stranger: D: I KNOW MAN WTF
Stranger: ...R U GAIAFAG?
You: nä D:D:DD:
You: 4chan D:D:D::DD:
Stranger: ;DDD thank fucking gawd.
You: tits or gtfo!
Stranger: disregard that, i suck cocks.
You: euuw :(
Stranger: ): only for u bb
You: I got 2 cocks :D
Stranger: :D tentacles??
You: Yeah
Stranger: I CAME!!!!111!!!!!11
You: im the guy in the hentai movise :DD:D:D
You: movies*
Stranger: :D I MUST SEE U A LOT DEN.
Stranger: RITE?
Stranger: AM I DOIN IT RITE??
You: Yeah!
Stranger: :D YAAAAAAAHH.
Stranger: ): I must go mai 4chan frand.
Stranger: <3
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You: lax
Stranger: Nä, morötter är godare.
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