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Stranger: GOT IT?!!!!!!!
You: what are you really talking about now?
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Haha, gick in och det första snubben skriver är "do you want to be my sexslave?"..
Jag gick in o skrev så
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey wanna be my sexslave?
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haha vilken diss ja fick >:(
Jag dödade katten :'(
Stranger: dont be too terribly afraid when you find me in your bed tonight.
You: Are you still alive michael? :((
Stranger: no. right now you're talking to a kitty
You: hello kitty?
Stranger: meow. :) i'm in your bed
You: *pew pew*
You: you're dead
Stranger: i am very much alive and in your bed.
You: OMG
You: ZOMBIE CAT??!?!?!
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: i like to lick your inner thighs
You: I DONT WANT TO BECOME A ZOMBIE :@@@@
You: *stomps on kitty*
Stranger: hey fucky ou
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^ hahaahahahaahahaahaha
Jag och min kompis lurade i en dum tjej på omegle att man kunde köpa människokött på ebay och att vi var en afrikansk man med två fruar som tillhörde en stam där de åt människor, lol. Hon verkade helt seriöst tro på oss, hahaha
efter en liten stund i konversationen med en svensk...
Stranger: men du.. ska spela call of duty nu
Stranger: hejdå
You: WEWT
You: COD
You: ses
Stranger: vänta
Stranger: har du ps3?
You: ja
Stranger: spelar du cod?
You: jah :D
Stranger: vill du ha en match? :D
You: ja! :DDD
Stranger: säkert..:P
Stranger: och du.. jag känner inte dig xD
You: jag vet :P
Stranger: jag lovar
Stranger: vad heter du då? =)
You: Björn
Stranger: nej men på cod
You: jaha
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Jag känner mej elak :D
Stranger: ohai :3
You: HI :DD
Stranger: asl? ^-^
You: 73/m/iran :O
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skriver någon Köttbullar och Makaroner? D: till er så ärdet jag :D
Stranger: hi
You: hello im russian girl
You: want marrige ?
Stranger: DIE ASS HOLE
You: what you want with ass hole
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You: MOONWALK :@
Stranger: hihi :)
You: ADMIT IT :@
You: DO IT :@
You: C'MOOON :@
Stranger: what did u like him ?
You: HURRY !! :@
You: no D:
Stranger: and sorry i can't moonwalk
You: i like the moonwalk D:
You: WHAAT!?!? :@
Stranger: sorry =[
You: WHAT ARE YOU FOR KIND OF A HUMAN!?!?!? :@
Stranger: i like the moonwalk to :D
You: D:
You: too*
Stranger: sorry =[ i'm a failure
You: yeah, you are :@
Stranger: yeh i meant that :p
You: shame on you !! :@
Stranger: :'-(
You: CRY !! :@
Stranger: u know u probs can't do it either :p
You: CRY NOW !! :@
Stranger: and i am almost crying !
You: ALMOST IS NOT ENOUGH !! :@
Stranger: soz i just pocked my eye
Stranger: so i am now !
You: GOOD !! :@
You: NOW U CAN HAVE A FREE SANDWICH !
Stranger: :O:D i can ?
Stranger: oooo whats in it ?
You: yeah.. sure u can.
You: umm..
You: peanutbutter and a pickle.
Stranger: i don't like any of that :p
You: too bad for you ! D:
You: EAT IT !! :@
Stranger: okaay i am :|
You: DO IT NOW !! :@
Stranger: um its nice . . . .
You: OFC IT IS :@
You: YOU WILL ENJOY IT ! D:
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i am :|
You: IT'S A TASTINGORGASM FOR U ! :@
You: ADMIT IT ! :@
You: ADMIT ONE MORE THING !! :@
You: U ARE A FEMALE !
You: ADMIIIIIIT IT :@
Stranger: I AM FEMALE xD
Stranger: HOW'D U GUESS?
You: I SOOO KNEW IT ! D:
You: a guy wouldn't eat the sandwich D:
You: u did.
You: ur under my spell !! D:
Stranger: :O
Stranger: oh no not again
You: be afraid, little girl :@
Stranger: i fall for this too easily, too many times :s
Stranger: i' not little :p
Stranger: how old are u ?
You: YOU ARE LITTLE :@@
You: i am a big pervert and you are a little girl. i like little girls. they make me smile, and i like to smile.
You: I'm SPELLING you :@
You: COME ON, GIRL !! :@
You: ANSWER ME !
Stranger: spelling me :L don't u mean smelling me
Stranger: ahahahaaaa, u messed up :p
You: No.
You: I meant spell D:
You: it was meant to be wrong :(
You: damn
You: u screwed it up !! :@
Stranger: yeh okaay :L:p
You: Yeah.
You: I'm gonna' go and make some other girls do the moonwalk.
You: I'm gonna' give 'em a spell too.
You: Like I did with you...
You: You're name is now Greta Grisflickan, and I command you to dance around and eat meatballs.
You: Okay?
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You: do you like hanna montana ?
You: i love hanna montana :D
Stranger: chatting on omegle
Stranger: on lunch break from work
You: aha
Stranger: ._.
You: you work with hanna ?
Stranger: I hate her
You: why, she is blond D:
Stranger: and.... blondes are dumb
You: hm, i like jonas brothers
You: and emo musik
You: *music
Stranger: I see
You: what do you see ?
You: dead people ?
HAHAHAHAHAH! den va bra :]
Stranger: if you cloned youreself and fucked your self would that be masterbation or incest?
LOL<3
^Hah, lol
Någon som kan svara på det? :(
You: hey
Stranger: hey sexy
You: i know i'm sexy
Stranger: yes u r
You: and i'm gay:*
Stranger: r u a guy?
You: yes baby!
Stranger: hott
You: i know
Stranger: what would u do with me if i was naked?
You: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA, FUCKING PERVERT! GO RAPE YOURSELF! HAHAHHAHAHA
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You: de har faktiskt haft rammstein där att spela live en gång D:
You: det strulade som fan , dock
Stranger: ja på MTV hör man bra grejer ibland
You: rammstein (A)
Stranger: men inget slår VärldsVidaVäven
Stranger: endast där kan jag hitta det jag vill ha
You: jaså? :o
Stranger: ja fast nu på gymnasiet känner jag en del med liknande smak
Stranger: så man kan få tips
Stranger: annat var det på högstadiet
You: rammstein (A)
You: men högstadiet,
You: där försöker alla lyssna på samma saker >.<
Stranger: Ja ja har hört det
You: så jävla tråkiga är de !! :@
Stranger: det fanns de som lyssnar på Metal men alla gillar exakt samma band
Stranger: det är SOAD som gäller och inget annat!
You: Rammstein då? :(
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