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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, I love you, let's get married.
Stranger: I'm not ready for commitment! D:
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^hahaa

You: yallo
Stranger: wah gwanin blud
You: strav dnomich gyeh
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: male or female?
You: male
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inte bisexuell? -.-

You: hi
Stranger: You were reported by several users for trying to engage cybersex with underage children. You are also acused of distributing child pornography links. Many reports were sent to us and all of them lead us to your IP Your IP was already recorded and reported to the authorities
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Förmodligen någon som skojar.

Citat från derkaderk

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 15 m sweden
you?
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KUL -.-

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You: hi
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Folk suger
seriöst

Citat från Bengt

just nu snackar jag med en kille från Ohio som tror att jag är en 23 årig tjej med ett jobbigt förflutet i en liten stad någonstans i Tyskland.

You: My little pony, apocalypse pony
Stranger: -kicks you in the nuts-
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You: Hi, can I lick your balls?
Stranger: a wild abra appears!
You: THAT FUCKING ABRA CAN GRAB IT'S ASS
Stranger: and goatse
You: YES.
You: I HATE ABRA.
Stranger: kadabra perhaps?
You: NO.
You: ABRA KADABRA I NÅNS MAMMAS FITTA
Stranger: o.o
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haha goatse

Stranger: the game
You: has ended
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