omegle
förklara abrasaken xD
Citat från Deadly_Delusion
Haha, jag fattade det direkt, men jag är typ uppväxt med Pokémon spelen. Alla spelade dom när jag var typ 10-13.
Jag fattade det andra gången faktiskt! Och jag är ändå inte uppväxt me't
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You: hello!
Stranger: fuck you
You: :(
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:(((((((((((
Stranger: 17.f.usa
Stranger: you???
You: 58.m.africa
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Stranger: hi
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You: GOD
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Stranger: a wild abra appears
You: COOL!
Stranger: wild abra uses teleport
You: No, it stays!
Stranger: WILD FUCKING ABRA DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK IT WANTS
Stranger: WILD FUCKING ABRA USES SOME MIND SHIT AND MELTS YOUR TESTICLES OFF
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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You: You walked into a trap and lost over 9000 hitpoints.
You: What do you do now?
Stranger: Saving throw!
You: AHHH
You: MY NEMESIS
You: YOU HAVE DEFATED ME
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Stranger: ALEX?'
You: NEJ TACK, KEBAB
Stranger: haha
Stranger: tönt
You: du kan va tönt! ):
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: du tog den platsen ganska snabbt
You: jag råkar faktist vara plockepinnmästare
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Stranger: hello
You: Hei
Stranger: i need someone to talk to
You: i am someone you can talk to
Stranger: okay, because I need to tell you a secret
You: okey?
im just a stranger ._.
Stranger: don't tell anybody, okay
You: does it matter?
you are one of 6 billion people,,
Stranger: haha okay
Stranger: I yanked it 5 times today
Stranger: whoo, glad I told somebody
You: okey?
You: im a guy u know that right?
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You: You're up way past your bedtime, young man! D<
You: Go to bed!
Stranger: Sorry mum
Stranger: i only wanted some interwebs
You: Interwebs is for fags and emo kids.
Stranger: im a camwhore.....
You: My son ain't gonna be no fag.
Stranger: thought id tell you
You: Son, the only one you whore for is me.
Stranger: some /b/itch told me tits or gtfo so i delivered
You: Now come to bed.
Stranger: Didnt chris hanson tell you not to do it anymore
You: I had a little fun with him and then he said it's all good.
Stranger: thats cool then, ill put on my suit and be right in *sigh*
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You: ponnykorv
Stranger: ok
Stranger: jeg liker ikke sånt
Stranger: du ble litt redd nå
You: det gör jag!
You: jag blev rädd för din dialekt
Stranger: Norsk
You: ah.
You: Svensk
Stranger: kul
You: sverige är större än norge :D
Stranger: Vi har mer penger
You: men vi är ändå större
Stranger: og?
You: vi har victoria silverstedt
Stranger: okok
You: HA! PWND!
You: www.bringvictory.com
You: :D
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You: hello
Stranger: Hey there!
Stranger: So..
Stranger: Who are you?
You: i'm Vigge, know as kak-monster ._.
Stranger: Sier du det.
You: det säger jag, mest för min kost består till 90 procent av kakor och monster ._.
Stranger: :O:O:O RAWRS
Stranger: SVENSK
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HENDER ?
You: Hahaha xD
ja jag har ganska tråiigt den här tiden, sitter på ec bdb och msn
You: du?
Stranger: :O:O:O:O:O
Stranger: Nja, ikke godt å si..
Stranger: Sitter tenker over at
Stranger: Landet mitt kan kjøpe landet ditt om vi ville.
Stranger: Men men :D
Stranger: Ikke mye som skjer med andre ord.
You: danmark? :)
Stranger: NOPE :D
You: eller norge kanske :P
Stranger: Norge klart!
You: aa ^^
Stranger: asl? :D
You: 15, m, swe
du?
Stranger: hehee, 16 f, NooOoOoOoorge
Stranger: så hejjjjdå :D
You: heidå :D
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Stranger: yoooo
You: heeeey
Stranger: whhatup
You: naathin
You: seelf?
Stranger: naaaadaaaaaa
Stranger: want to play harry potter trivia
You: LOL, that's so gay
Stranger: you're so gay for not liking harry potter trivia
Stranger: FAG
You: well, smoke me
Stranger: if i had a lighter handy i totally would yo
Stranger: are you sure you don't want to play harry potter trivia?
You: ..yeah
Stranger: well what else is there to do
You: jaaay!
You: i scored
You: in harry potter trivia
Stranger: you befuddle me
You: that is the funniest word i've seen today
Stranger: ohhhh emmm geeee im soooo flattered xD
Stranger: WHY WILL YOU NOT FUCKIN PLAY HARRY POTTER TRIVIA WITH ME
You: DID YOU COME UP WITH IT YOURSELF?
You: CUS YOURE GAY
Stranger: ouiii monsieur
Stranger: you're the gay cigarette around here
You: well smoke me, biaatch!
Stranger: i fuckin cant smoke you through the internet, don't be an idiot
You: lol gay
Stranger: youuuuu are soooo boringgggg
Stranger: please play harry potter trivia with me
You: IM FUNNY
You: IM SO FUNNY YOU LAUGH YOUR SOCKS OFF
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: im not wearing socks fool
You: that's cuz you just laughed them off.
Stranger: i have elephant feet
You: MHM!
Stranger: i can't wear socks because i can never find ones that fit
You: well, i've got elephanthead
Stranger: is the trunk useful?
Stranger: i have secretly wished for an elephant trunk at times
You: actually, it's very usefull! my own shower.
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: do you get boogers on you in the shower?
Stranger: ewwwy!
You: i love boogers
You: so i shower in boogers, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
Stranger: of course not
Stranger: i sleep on a pillowcase of blood
You: hot
Stranger: sometimes i taste it
Stranger: then i orgasm wildly
You: wow
Stranger: its not my own blood... i don't believe in masturbation
Stranger: don't worry
Stranger: i love jesus
You: i love you
Stranger: i think you're rushing into things too fast
Stranger: let's take it slower, okay? i've been hurt in the past.
You: but.. :(
You: :'(
well, okey
You: i guess
Stranger: thanks for being so understanding!
Stranger: thanks for giving me time
Stranger: i think i'm in love with you.
Stranger: TRUEEE LOVE <3333
You: FOR EVAAH <333
Stranger: awwwwww we should put little boxes on our myspaces about each other <3
You: that would be soooo cute <3
Stranger: *{stranger.from.omegle}* && [ME
Stranger: [ME]*
Stranger: 4EVAH!
You: ANDEVAH!
Stranger: we were meant 2 b =0
You: yeah, i know! o:
Stranger: ooooh why don't you tell me all the things you would do to me with your elephant trunk ;)
You: i would blow boogywater all over you
You: in the shape of a heart <3
Stranger: ooooooooooohhhh
Stranger: if you ever got hurt
Stranger: i would quench the bleeding with all the strength i possess
Stranger: i would do that for you babe
You: aawww! <3
Stranger: i would soak up your sweet dark blood with a fresh pillowcase and treasure it close 2 my <3
You: i love you more and more for every second <33
Stranger: We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a balcony in summer air
See the lights
See the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
And say hello, little did I know
Stranger: That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don't go, and I said
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes
Stranger: We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a balcony in summer air
See the lights
See the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
And say hello, little did I know
That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don't go, and I said
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes
So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while
'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please don't go and I said
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes
Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh oh
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said
Romeo save me I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said, marry me Juliet
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause we were both young when I first saw you
You: I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT!
Stranger: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?/???
You: i love you moooar! :(
You: hunibun?<3
Stranger: i'll forgive you this time sugar muffin but if you can't shape up then get out!
You: :(
Stranger: i forgive you sweetheart i can never resist those puppy dog eyes
You: EVERYTHING FOR YOU MY LOVE <3
You: OuO
You: *wink wink*
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: our child will be part elephantttt
Stranger: i love mixed-race children, they are always the most beautiful
You: yeeeaah, so wonderful!
Stranger: i'm so eager to begin a family with youu
You: same here, i can't wait!
Stranger: awesome bro
You: bro 8C
You: ?
Stranger: i love youuuuu
You: i love you toooo
Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there?
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: disco nnect
Stranger: <3
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Haha, den är lång, men så jävla random.
You: hello
Stranger: ray appears
Stranger: ray uses teloport
You: ralts appears*
You: ralts uses Sweet cent*
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Så jävla ägd
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