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Aiko Kille, 33 år

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20 juni 2009 kl. 01:26
Aiko Kille, 33 år

Citat från Wimpire



Stranger: JAG BOR I SUNDSVALL
You: Vi med O.O


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! LYCKAT! :D

hdgf Tjej, 30 år

564 forumsinlägg

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20 juni 2009 kl. 01:26
hdgf Tjej, 30 år

Citat från Wimpire


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Hahahahahahahhahahahahah! xD

toucheamore Tjej, 32 år

1 973 forumsinlägg

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20 juni 2009 kl. 01:39
toucheamore Tjej, 32 år

You: im planning a vacation to holland, just so i can by drugs
Stranger: no drugs is bad stuff
You: i know but my mother is an drugaddicted whore :(
Stranger: that's not so good
You: i can't help it. she makes me do stuff that i am not comfortable with
Stranger: maybe she can visit rehab
You: yeah that's where she belong
Stranger: nice
You: does your parents make you do "bad" stuff? i mean holland it's a very filthy country
Stranger: what kind of 'bad' stuff?
You: like, selling your body on the streets?sell drugs, take drugs?sell sex?
Stranger: no i'm a policeofficer
You: then i suppose you never get laid?
Stranger: true:(
Stranger: do you wanna help me
You: ahahaha i am very expensive. people like you cannot afford someone like me
Stranger: i will pay you 6000 dollars
You: omgggggg i am not that CHEAP

HAHAHHAHA FAILMOMENTO

lottasvensson Tjej, 31 år

2 213 forumsinlägg

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20 juni 2009 kl. 11:54
lottasvensson Tjej, 31 år

Citat från Wimpire


Stranger: hi, youre from?
You: Sweden
You: You?
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: sweden
You: Nä?
Stranger: Jo :D
You: Läskigt o.o
You: ec?
Stranger: JA
Stranger: HAHAH
You: Kinky
Stranger: DROPDEADWHORE
You: Ojojoj
You: molybdenum, wimpire
You: xD
Stranger: Hahahhahha
You: coolt jue
Stranger: Ska kolla xD
Stranger: JAG BOR I SUNDSVALL
You: Vi med O.O


HAHAHAHHAHA

DerpHerp Tjej, 31 år

774 forumsinlägg

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20 juni 2009 kl. 12:06
DerpHerp Tjej, 31 år

Citat från Soundfematic


You: im planning a vacation to holland, just so i can by drugs

Stranger: no drugs is bad stuff

You: i know but my mother is an drugaddicted whore :(

Stranger: that's not so good

You: i can't help it. she makes me do stuff that i am not comfortable with

Stranger: maybe she can visit rehab

You: yeah that's where she belong

Stranger: nice

You: does your parents make you do "bad" stuff? i mean holland it's a very filthy country

Stranger: what kind of 'bad' stuff?

You: like, selling your body on the streets?sell drugs, take drugs?sell sex?

Stranger: no i'm a policeofficer

You: then i suppose you never get laid?

Stranger: true:(

Stranger: do you wanna help me

You: ahahaha i am very expensive. people like you cannot afford someone like me

Stranger: i will pay you 6000 dollars

You: omgggggg i am not that CHEAP


HAHAHHAHA FAILMOMENTO


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XXXXXX'DDDDDDD

Naturdiet 32 år

10 024 forumsinlägg

Skrivet:
20 juni 2009 kl. 12:59
Naturdiet 32 år

Stranger: hii
You: hello
Stranger: where u from?
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: holland
Stranger: u?
You: Sweden.
You: Holland eh?
You: Isn't that where you can smoke pot and walk around naked on the streets?
Stranger: haha no
Stranger: it's a beautiful country
You: Just like the sovjet, right?
You: Tell me about holland-
Stranger: no, it's near France, and Germany
You: Schwartzwald! j'amapelle!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:( dissen.

Naturdiet 32 år

10 024 forumsinlägg

Skrivet:
20 juni 2009 kl. 13:40
Naturdiet 32 år

Hittade världens sötis :O fast ni orkar säkert inte läsa... :)


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: moi
You: Johanna(8)
You: oh, hi
Stranger: anteeks?
Stranger: suomesta?
You: greece?
Stranger: no, finland
You: My father's from finland.
Stranger: i'm trying to find finnish people :D
Stranger: no way
You: I'm partfinish!
You: finnish
Stranger: osaat suomea?
You: I don't understand finnish tho.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: if your father is from finladn the why?
Stranger: *then why
You: I'm not seeing my father so much since my parents devorced, and before that I guess he didn't have it in mind.
Stranger: okayyy
Stranger: what's your name
You: Marcus
You: Why?
Stranger: just wanted to know :D
Stranger: i'm Heta
You: heta?
You: You're a girl?
Stranger: yes :D
Stranger: how old are you?
You: nice, first girl i've met here :)
You: I'm 15, but I'll be 16 soon.
Stranger: so you have borned 1993?
You: indeed :)
Stranger: me too :)
You: nice! :D
Stranger: cool, i have met only some 40 year old disgusting men here :'D
You: haha! Yesterday I actually met a nice guy, dunno how old he was but he was sooooo funny!
Stranger: nice :D
You: yh! :D can i ask u a question? :>
Stranger: yes of course
You: Is there a lot of emos in finland, or is that just a myth? :(
Stranger: hahahahah :D no no no
Stranger: some but not many of them :D
You: ah, i see... :o
You: I know one word in finnish!
Stranger: oh what!
You: Can you translate it into english?
You: Maitosuklaa
Stranger: maitosuklaa=chocolate or actually milkchocolate :D
You: hahaha, awesome!
Stranger: maito = milk
suklaa = chocolate
You: So if I go to the grossarystore and like "MAITOSUKLAAAA!!!!!!", will I get milkchocolate then?
Stranger: yes! :D
Stranger: you know what, i'm actually eating maitosuklaa right now :'D
You: You are? I ate it two days ago! :) I tried the new one, with strawberries. It was tasty in the beginning, but the more I ate the more gross it got.. :(
Stranger: not nice :s i like all kind of chocolates, love them!
Stranger: BUT chinese chocolate is disgusting :D
You: Me too, but for some reason I never buy chocolate :/ dunno why.
You: Oh :O I've never tried, what's wrong with it?
Stranger: it tastes like sand or something :D
You: mmmh, sand<3
Stranger: finnish chocolate si best of all!
You: I can imagine some chinese ppl making chocolate out of sand! xD
You: it is?
You: Never tried :(
Stranger: you should!
You: I know that finland has like awesome licorise?
You: I will! :>
Stranger: yes here is
Stranger: u know what, u r very nice boy :)
You: why thank you :D You
You: You're a very nice girl too.
Stranger: have you any hobbies?
You: Like.. weekly activites?
Stranger: something like that :D
You: Uhm, no I don't.. I used to when I was little but then I grew out of it and everything got boring.. y'know? So nowadays I'm just free all the time.
Stranger: oh i see
You: I dunno how it is in Finland, but in Sweden it's like... You go to school for nine years, then you go to another school in three years? Do you understand what I'm talking about? xD
Stranger: yes i think that i understand :D not sure
You: Anyway, I'm going to another school in august, so I don't think I will have time for any activites. :o
Stranger: me too!
Stranger: but i'm still going to carry on with my hobbies. volleyball and hip hop dancing :)
You: Ah, nice! :)
You: Don't you think it's gonna be though with all the homework and such?
Stranger: yes of course but i will find time somehow :D
You: You're so positive about this! :D
You: I like that, cause I'm usally very negative! D:
Stranger: but if it gets too busy then i have to stop dancing or playin volleyball :s
Stranger: i'm usually positive, as u can see ;D
You: Aww, so you're having a hard time deciding which one you like most?
You: That's nice :)
Stranger: yes :l i like both
You: Awww... I always have a hard time to dicide things, i get all anxicty and stuff ><
You: That's why I always ask my friends to decide for me xD
Stranger: i do it sometimes too. actually often :D
You: Then we got something in common!
Stranger: yes!
You: So uhm, did you finish school with good grades? :)
Stranger: yes, im kind a good at school :D
Stranger: u?
You: Uhm, kind of. I used to skip class and stuff before :/ It kinda pays of in the end.
Stranger: oh i see.
You: But I managed to fix it :)
You: I must seem very boring who wants to talk about school, I'm sorry :(
Stranger: no no it doesn't matter :D
You: okay :)
You: So... What kind of music do you like?
Stranger: hmm.. all kind of music. for example i listen Metallica, Justin Timberlake, Mew, Linkin Park, Sentenced, and some finnish artists too. also Lily Allen and really ALL kind of music :D
You: Nice! :) that's really good! I also like all kinds of music. Mostly, there's some things I just can't listen too!
Stranger: haha :D oh no i must go cause i have to go make some food with my mum :(
Stranger: sorry if i ask but do you have msn?
You: ofc u can :) I was going to ask for yours ;)
You: (Min msn fast med stavfel)
You: WAIT
You: (min msn) I MEAN! :D
Stranger: (hennes msn)
Stranger: oh right :D
You: I'll add you rightoway!
Stranger: me too but u did it first ;D
You: haha, I am fast :)
Stranger: so, it was nice to talk and i hope that i can talk to u later too :))
You: It was all lovely :) yeah, anytime :)
Stranger: so, bye bye marcus! :D
You: bye bye heta :D see you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

NiiNen Kille, 34 år

598 forumsinlägg

Skrivet:
20 juni 2009 kl. 14:04
NiiNen Kille, 34 år

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you gay?
Stranger: no, i'm not a gay
You: oh rly?
You: I bet you are
Stranger: yeah
You: gotcha!
Stranger: fuck you)
You: c'mon then <3
You: fuck me
You: you gay faggot
Stranger: shit
You: yah, i bet you'd like that
Stranger: no, i'm not
You: You'd just looove some belgian chocolate, would'nt ya?
Stranger: what?
You: I bet you want me to take a big one on your chest
You: fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl
You: 13 F Sweden
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

FLUKE Kille, 32 år

1 470 forumsinlägg

Skrivet:
20 juni 2009 kl. 14:11
FLUKE Kille, 32 år

littlekuriboh: Jag orka läsa och det var sött :o

Unbeaten Tjej, 31 år

1 018 forumsinlägg

Skrivet:
20 juni 2009 kl. 14:13
Unbeaten Tjej, 31 år

Citat från windian


littlekuriboh: Jag orka läsa och det var sött :o
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malice Tjej, 34 år

1 088 forumsinlägg

Skrivet:
20 juni 2009 kl. 14:24
malice Tjej, 34 år

You: Nej, det är inte jag.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: which language
You: Svenska!
Stranger: do u know english
You: Nej, bara svenska. Svenska är min grej!
Stranger: which country
You: Sverige, ditt kötthuvve.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

malice Tjej, 34 år

1 088 forumsinlägg

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20 juni 2009 kl. 14:25
malice Tjej, 34 år

You: NEJ
You: fattaru? ;@
Stranger: hi
You: nej, inte hej! ;@
You: inte vara trevliga!?
You: vad gör du din jävel? ;@
Stranger: 도랏나

VA? :((((( jag blev ägd.

malice Tjej, 34 år

1 088 forumsinlägg

Skrivet:
20 juni 2009 kl. 14:29
malice Tjej, 34 år

Stranger: hi?
You: HEJ!
Stranger: 뭐래
Stranger: 미친년아
You: är det du igen? :(((

DerpHerp Tjej, 31 år

774 forumsinlägg

Skrivet:
20 juni 2009 kl. 14:32
DerpHerp Tjej, 31 år

Citat från IAMYOURPORNSTAR


Stranger: hi?

You: HEJ!

Stranger: 뭐래

Stranger: 미친년아

You: är det du igen? :(((


Hahahahahaha xD

malice Tjej, 34 år

1 088 forumsinlägg

Skrivet:
20 juni 2009 kl. 14:34
malice Tjej, 34 år

Citat från Blippi


Citat från IAMYOURPORNSTAR
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Stranger: hi?
You: HEJ!
Stranger: 뭐래
Stranger: 미친년아
You: är det du igen? :(((
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Hahahahahaha xD


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