omegle

Stranger: jævla bimbo
You: Här var man trevlig ser jag.
Stranger: faens jævla svenske

:<

HAHA

Till dom flesta som skriver "hi" till mig skriver jag:
"Why do you write hi? Is it because it says you should?"
Dom brukar disconnecta.

Citat från LOCOMOTION

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: sweden, u?
Stranger: are you blond?
You: yes :P (halvblond iaf.... haha xD)
You: u?
Stranger: girl?
You: where are u from
You: yes
Stranger: finland
Stranger: i love you

så jävla underbart <3<3<3


Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: age 19
You: sex girl
You: location sweden
You: and you??
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 17/m/canada
Stranger: sex girl eh?
Stranger: can i sex u girl?
Stranger: :P
You: just come here :D
You: i'm kinda horny right now...
You: or
You: all the time
You: lol
Stranger: :P
Stranger: got a webcam?
You: sry
You: its broken =(
Stranger: ):
Stranger: well
Stranger: cyber?
You: sure
You: you start :P
Stranger: k
Stranger: well
Stranger: where r we?
You: u decide ^^
Stranger: k
Stranger: the roof of a building
You: okej ^^
You: thats nice ^^
You: never tested a roof before
Stranger: :P
You: tried*
You: gotta ty sometime^^
Stranger: okay, i pull out my machete and tell you to shut up and suck my dick
You: pulling down your pants and begin to suck it :D
You: mm its so big and hard <3
Stranger: i pull your hair and shout deeper bitch
You: take your balls in mu mouth
You: and bite then
You: :D
Stranger: i hit you, and start screaming at you, then pull out handcuffs and handcuff your hands behind your back
You: ask tou to fuck me
Stranger: i use my machete and cut off your clothes, then spit in your face and start slapping and pulling at your ass and tits
You: you see that i'm a guy...
You: when you tuch my cunt...
Stranger: well
Stranger: good thing youre handcuffed
Stranger: i stick the abrbed wire i brought into your ass, then tear it out
Stranger: i shove a pencil into your urethra, then smash it with a hammer
You: i take my enormus dick at 25 meters and hit ypu whith it :D
Stranger: i start masturbating as you cry and whimper in pain, then ejaculate in your eyes, before spitting on you and disemboweling you with my machete
You: im dead
You: but i will come back and haunt you in the feature :D
Stranger: and ill masturbate when you do

^ HAHAHA, LOLWTF? xD

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: jag vet att du älskar mig <3
Stranger: 21 bisex guy here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

<3

You: yo dawg
Stranger: yo pimp
You: that's my name alright
Stranger: how many bitches you pull tonight?
You: 16 so far
Stranger: damnnn man
You: still going strong
Stranger: your shits gonna fall off
You: no man
Stranger: dont grow a fin
You: sure hope not
Stranger: if it aint pink dont go there
You: it's a deal
Stranger: good luck
You: thank you man
Stranger: stay away from the tuna
You: i promise
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

vafan betyer gfys ?
typ 7 stycken som frågat det nu.

Citat från Electrict0rture

Citat från bjorne

Stranger: hello
You: WHO'S YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
Stranger: my daddy is the devil...
Stranger: and about yourself?
You: SHIT HE'S ON TO ME. I MUST HURRY.
You: TO THE BATMOBILE!
Stranger: so... GOGOGO!
You: COME ROBIN, WE MUST GET AWAY!
Stranger: Oh... Child!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:c

Hahha, stötte på en svensk. Hade skit kul när jag chatta med han.. dom.. det visade sig att dom hade fest.
Ringde dom också :D

Stranger: hi, youre from?
You: Sweden
You: You?
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: sweden
You: Nä?
Stranger: Jo :D
You: Läskigt o.o
You: ec?
Stranger: JA
Stranger: HAHAH
You: Kinky
Stranger: DROPDEADWHORE
You: Ojojoj
You: molybdenum, wimpire
You: xD
Stranger: Hahahhahha
You: coolt jue
Stranger: Ska kolla xD
Stranger: JAG BOR I SUNDSVALL
You: Vi med O.O