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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: wassup homo
You: nothin for shizzle
You: so bout you straight?
Stranger: i lose...
Stranger: well played

fatta i stort sett inget...

Stranger: hiii
Stranger: there
Stranger: here female 17
Stranger: greece
Stranger: asl ple ?
You: hai, rotsky, male, 72, russia
Stranger: how are u,,? :D
You: im preti good. but my leg is damn sick
You: how a pout yu?=
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: hellooo~
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: im fine, im shaving my pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Röllipeikko here
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: im a troll, i stink wood and swetty socks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: hai hai old frog
Stranger: wut
You: froggy 8)
Stranger: ahuh
You: do you have rats? =)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: sieg heil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Baboon
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: baboon???????
You: you are a red arsed baboon 8)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: Baboon
Stranger: hey baboom
You: you are a red arsed baboon 8)
Stranger: and u figured all tht out with a hey
Stranger: brilliant
Stranger: whos the baboon
You: YOUUU <3 ^^ All baboons say that word ya know
Stranger: im impressed
Stranger: by your love
Stranger: for baboons
You: Well if you not love baboons. then your not a human 8)
Stranger: i love animals
Stranger: but u said im a baboon
Stranger: and now u say im not human
Stranger: ha, got u
You: its you that is dingdong here. you are a baboon, then u cant be a human if youre a baboon 8)
Stranger: how very intelligent
Stranger: u shud get a banana
Stranger: for tht
Stranger: one
You: its you that should eat it my dear baboon 8)
Stranger: and you would be??
You: im a human that loves baboons. you now, baboons like you need more food than humans like me 8)
Stranger: so ur fat
You: Noo, its you that is fat. You eat more.
Stranger: dude
Stranger: im enchanted by this chat
Stranger: but i gtg
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: helloo baboon
Stranger: what's wrong with u? lol
You: you are a red arsed baboon mate 8)
Stranger: sure
You: you want a banana? =)
Stranger: yeaaaaaaaaaah
You: *gives a huge chiquita banana* :3 good baboon
Stranger: I'll put that banana in ur ass
Stranger: u_u
You: No no, you are in a zoo mate 8) you cant touch in us humans =)
Stranger: They can make an exception for you baby
You: No they wont. I just love to throw bananas to you baboons 8)
Stranger: And we just love to put the damn banana in your ass
You: that i will press into your baboon mouth after. and you will feel the nice taste in your mouth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle har blivit förstört av spam bots.

Citat från Orks

Jag fick lite folk att le i frågesektionen av Omegle med den här "frågan":

If I had a vagina for every penis I have, I would have one vagina, and one penis, and I wouldn't be here typing this, that isn't even a question.

:)

Fler frågor:

Have you seen my question? I lost it.

I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I took a cock to the ass, and I am now OP.

^ internskämt. OP = opening poster. OP is always a faggot.

Som jag borde sparat grejer jag gjorde igår. Och spelat in videochatterna... Tror aldrig så många killar har runkat till mina ihoptryckta manboobs...

^ <3

You: hi
Stranger: im in love with you
You: too bad
Stranger: omg you get beautifuler every second
You: I know
Stranger: please send more
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
You: :)
Stranger: you wish honey
You: don't need too
Stranger: DAVID IS THAT YOU?
You: OMG HOW DID U KNOW
Stranger: I THOUGHT I RECOGNISED THE COCKINESS
You: :D
Stranger: BACK TO BUSINESS
Stranger: ASL
Stranger: ?

You: Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Stranger: Doth Pepper know thou fuckth the Captain?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: No i do not want to have sex with you
Stranger: good X
You: Hi!
Stranger: i dont want to have sex with you to ha! hey asl?(:
You: Why do you need to know that?
Stranger: was just wondering chill outtt
You: no.
Stranger: well ye you cheeky cunt
You: Mind your languige. I might be a kid
Stranger: ye you act like a kid you sket ha!
Stranger: and its language babe?
You: You spell like one
Stranger: shut the fuck up
You: Lol, darling, in a bad mood today?
Stranger: yeah mylove!
You: I noticed. Go take a cup of chocolate and you will feel better.
Stranger: go drink a cup of shut the fuck up and you will feel better
Stranger: Assholeee
You: Im sorry to inform you that that did not make any sense.
You: Yes i do have one. Thou mine is empty. You seem to have something stuck up yours.
Stranger: ye well maybe not from where your from dickhead.
You: Not in any english speaking country
Stranger: im from uk i bet your like from fucking africa or something
You: Thats racist
Stranger: your mums racist bye dick
You: No shes not. Shes brittish
You: And, i must correct you. Im female
You have disconnected.

Ursäkta stavningen.. Men, eh

so close :(


What will Rick Astley never do?
You: give you up
Stranger: give you up
You: let you down
Stranger: let you down
You: desert you
Stranger: run around and desert you
You: xD
Stranger: awesome stranger is awesome

Question to discuss:
Snape's penis <3
You: My father will hear about this!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Börja ju så bra :( fing nuubs

You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sup?
Stranger: u tell me
You: the sky I guess?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ru m?
You: nope
You: are you?
Stranger: i,m m43 u?
You: I have no gender
You: I am 56
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but u r m/f?
You: neighter
Stranger: or both?
Stranger: ?
You: I don't think so
You: I'm missing genetalia u see
Stranger: how??????????
You: born that way
Stranger: really?
You: yea
Stranger: u have nothing?
You: depends on what you mean with "nothing"
Stranger: breasts or dick vagina?
You: no breasts, balls, vagina, uturus
You: I don't think I have a penis eighter, but I'm not sure
Stranger: that sucks man
You: u learn to live with it
Stranger: i feel sorry for u
You: no need to
Stranger: ok
Stranger: it isn,t just the kind of chat i wanted to
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You: can you be sexually attracted to a man?
You: can a man turn you on?
Stranger: maybe i had once an affair with a boy many years ago we jerked off eachother cock
Stranger: and i enjoyed it
You: that's not gay, men enjoying sex with other men aren't necessarily homos
You: men turning eachother on while doing it are
Stranger: i know but i gonna search now for someone who can help me cum ok?
You: allright, have fun :)

As kul att driva med folk där :)
Speciellt när vissa e så sjukt seriösa att de inte tål något xD

OK, jag blir så jävla irriterad. Om man säger m drar dem. Och om man säger f drar de för att de inte tror på en !?

Wtf? Varför ens fråga?