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Stranger: IS IT A LONG STICKY THING
You: I DONT THINK SO
Stranger: BECAUSE THQT MEANS YOURE A GIRL
You: IT DOES?
Stranger: OH THEN YOURE A GUY
You: OH SNAP
Stranger: DAYUMM
You: I LIKE YOU<3
Stranger: I LIKE YOU TOO!&#9829; BUT I MUST GO. I LOVE NYOU, KEEP BEING AWESOME. HAVE A GREAT LIFE
You: YOU TOOO LOV<3<3<3<3

You: Hey Jude
Stranger: Don't be afraid
You: Take a sad song
Stranger: And make it better
You: Remember
Stranger: To let her into your heart
You: Then you begin
Stranger: To make it better
You: :D

Stranger: RACIST!
You: Me? yeah
Stranger: Pshh. You are?!:0
You: Yeah, i am!
Stranger: BYEEEE RACISTTT PERSON!!!
You: Hitler<3
Stranger: F*CKKK YOUU!!!!
*Your conversational partner has disconnected.*

Lol xD

JAG MENADE WIKIHOW EGENTLIGEN

You: Hey!
Stranger: hey asl
You: My name is not asl.....
Stranger: you are m or f?
You: What's a morf?
Sorry.. I'm 7 and from usa.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
you think that Americans (USA) are motherfuckers?

You: Hah

You: no

Stranger: yes

Stranger: fuck america

You: durka durka

Stranger: it's a shithole

You: eurofag

Stranger: no, I'm american

You: america fuck eah

Stranger: but still think it's the worst country in the world

You: how can you even argue with that?

You: land of the free home of the brave

You: yeaaaaah

Stranger: pfft

Stranger: americans aren't brave

You: un-patriotic bastard

Stranger: they're pussies

Stranger: patriotism is a stupid idea

You: my brother is in iraq protecting your freedom

Stranger: haha

You: you owe him your alligiance

Stranger: that's not protecting our freedom

You: yeah

Stranger: how would we be any more free if we weren't fighting in iraq?

You: better defeat them over there than fight them over here

Stranger: people in iraq are doing *nothing* positive for the people

Stranger: they wouldn't come over here

You: if bush hadnt led us into iraq you could be fighting for your liberty on AMERICAN soil right now

You: thats the truth

You: so help me god

Stranger: he's not a hero, he's a shame to his country, and a fucking idiot

You: oh so you're an atheist?

Stranger: yeah

You: bush is backed by our lord

Stranger: of course

You: wow

Stranger: haha

You: then theres just no talking to you

Stranger: lol

You: atheists are evil

You: they want to murder babies

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: no

You: how can you be an atheist?

Stranger: christians are more evil

Stranger: people are killed in god's name

You: you're going to hellah

Stranger: for no good reason

Stranger: there is no hell

You: yeah there is

You: because the bible says so

Stranger: god is a stupid fairytale for little children and retards

You: and the bible is the word of god

Stranger: an imaginary friend that people haven't grown out of

Stranger: the bible is horseshit

You: no, its the word of god

Stranger: a bunch of lies and crap

You: and the best guide to a good life

Stranger: god doesn't exist

You: oh really?

You: then who made the universe?

You: huh?

Stranger: no, it's a guide to a bigoted, horrible life

You: christians 1 atheists 0

Stranger: nobody made it

You: then how did it come into being?

Stranger: it's a stupid idea that someone *made* the universe

You: are you really this thick?

You: only a perfect being, the alpha and the omega could have made it

Stranger: well how did god come into being?

You: hes the infinite being

You: no one did

You: it says so in the bible

You: therefore it must be true

Stranger: if you can believe in god not being created, then surely it doesn't take much of a leap to imagine the universe not being created

You: yeah it does

You: because the universe isnt infinite

You: its 6000 years old

Stranger: if the universe must be created by god, then god must be created by something else, which must be created by something else, etc etc

You: no

Stranger: the universe is 13.7 billion years old

You: hes the alpha an the omege

Stranger: there's proof of that

You: hes the infinite cirlce

You: circle*

You: oh yea? Carbon schlating?

You: no way man

You: you gotta see the trth

Stranger: eurgh, there's no point arguing with someone too stupid to string a proper argument together...

You: give yourself to jesus

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Haters gonna hate.

You: draco?
Stranger: HARRY???
You: omfg i love you
Stranger: know :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Y u do this to me

:')

Framgångsrik omegle konversation
You: we swedes are the master race :P
You: hitler said so!
Stranger: haha
You: that little dark haired austrian fellow
Stranger: I know who hitler fucking is
Stranger: I do go to school and learn
You: YOU DO?
You: HOLY SHIT
You: tell me about it?!
Stranger: tell you about what?? School?
You: women can go to school i usa?
Stranger: yes
You: D:
Stranger: it's the fucking law
You: holy shit
You: in sweden the females never leave the house until they are 13 and ready to be sold to a man
Stranger: holy fuck
You: yep
Stranger: I would fucking hate that
Stranger: lmao
You: my sister was sold two weeks ago
Stranger: WOW!
You: some 28 year old bought her for 4000 kronoe
You: kronor
Stranger: Shit
You: she was 14
Stranger: dayyyyumm
Stranger: do you miss her??
You: nah she made crap sandwiches
Stranger: lol



Jag var fan grymt cool för ett år sedan :D
nu är jag typish jättetråkig känns det som :C

HELVETE VAD KORKADE FOLK ÄR!


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!



Question to discuss:

Heeey! So I´m a girl, 16, and there´s this guy I know whos 2 years older really sweet but I don´t kniw how to talk to him. I wanna get into his interests but it´s rly hard like how do i shot web?


Stranger 1: How do you know the guy ?


Stranger 2: she cant answer lol


Stranger 1: oh yeah...lol my bad


Stranger 2: pretend not to be interested in the guy

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Haaai c:

Stranger: Hello, im jamie, im looking for a girl in england to steal my heart or use my body x

Stranger: Omg abby?

You: :o

Stranger: Is it really u? :D

You: It is, how did you know?! :D

Stranger: The emoticon u put, and the fact i had a tingle down my spine!!!

Stranger: I gave up hope of u emailing me back :'(

Stranger: Btw you are the most beautiful girl ive ever seen, and i mean that x x

You: Awww :( I'm so sorry Jamie... <3

Stranger: Its fine :D x i found u again lol, but all i can remeber is ur name, sorry :/ x x

You: Great! That's no problem, it's my fault since I didn't email you back... :c

Stranger: Haha its fine, lets start again x x

Stranger: Hi im jamie, whats your name?

You: Hi Jamie, pretty name! I'm Abby c:

Stranger: Hi abby, i bet your beautiful just like your name suggests:D x so where are you from abby?

You: LOL I CAN'T DO THIS WHO THE FUCK IS ABBY?!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

<3

You: You may call me Margaret!
Stranger: Ayo Margaret.
Stranger: Wassup gurl.
You: Ayo, random stranger!
You: Nothing much..
You: what about you?
Stranger: Nothing. Just chilling on Omegle.
Stranger: Like y'do.
You: Yep
You: I'm bored
You: entertain me
Stranger: How?
You: I don' know!
Stranger: Where are you from, Margaret?
You: Hell
Stranger: Ominous!
Stranger: How is Hell this time of year?
You: Hot
You: more than you can say about the weather upstairs
Stranger: Quite true.
Stranger: What do you do for a living, Margaret?
You: Torment souls in hell,,
You: hard work
Stranger: I'm curious, how do you get into that field?
You: You see, you have to kill a certain amount of people..
Stranger: On purpose?
You: yes, on purpose!
Stranger: Oh, so a giant accident doesn't count?
You: NO!
Stranger: For how long have you been tormenting souls?
You: 300 years
Stranger: Ah, quite young then.
You: yeah
You: Best in my class
Stranger: Well, it's always good to have aspirations.
You: Yep!
You: You should come visit some time!
Stranger: Y'know, Hell doesn't really seem like a place you visit.
You: Come on, don't be such a wuss!
Stranger: It just seems like I'd never want to leave.
You: Trust me, you won't
You: You can stay for ever and ever
Stranger: That's all well and nice but really I've got some things going on up here that need tending to.
You: like what?
Stranger: Well I'm trying to get more traveling done. Trying to get something going with a friend of mine.
Stranger: Wouldn't want to abandon those things.
You: pfft. Friendship is pointless
Stranger: Indeed. I'd like it to be something more.
You: I see...
You: You should kill her and then you could be together in hell forever
Stranger: I couldn't kill him. He has goals and things that a killing would certainly ruin.
Stranger: Then he would hate me forever.
You: Tricky situation..
Stranger: Indeed.
You: hmm....
You: I'm not really the person you should talk to about this stuff.. I torture people
Stranger: Sorry, sorry.
You: that's fine
Stranger: So, anything been troubling you?
You: Yeah. I have a really sore back
Stranger: Do they have massage parlors in Hell?
You: No they don't. That's too bad
You: I really should get that fixed
Stranger: You should. Do they have any suggestion boxes in Hell? A place where you can talk to management about improvements?
You: Weeell, there is this place...
You: yeah, thank's for the tip!
Stranger: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm awesome xD

"You: I'M FIERIN MA LAZAH!
Stranger: hi
You: Hay.
Stranger: let me guess
Stranger: ur a girl
Stranger: am i right?
You: Why would you guess that?
Stranger: nah im just a curios with ur name
You: You think that's my name...?
Stranger: is it not?
You: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You: No, it's a internet meme.
You: "I'm firing my lazor!"
You: HAHAHAHAH
You: I just died
Stranger: damn\
Stranger: ahahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

För jag hade inte alls tråkigt.

You: Good day.
You: Why don't you have a seat over there?
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: you're a stranger
Stranger: and you look suspicious
You: I'm Chris Hansen.
Why don't you have a seat over there?
Stranger: I would like to remain standing
Stranger: You're still a stranger, I don't know any Chris Hansen
You: Why don't you have a seat over there?
Stranger: Because I don't wanna sit right now
Stranger: ask one more time and I imaginarily punch your throat
You: Why don't you have a seat over there?
Stranger: *punches throat*
You: Chris Hansen will find a way to trap you by any means necessary
Stranger: Chris Hansen can't trap me if he's dead
You: Chris Hansen doesn't take shit from emos.
Stranger: so?
You: Chris Hansen is a master of disguise.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.