omegle

Stranger: asl
You: ...........
Stranger: age/sex/loction duh
Stranger: location
Stranger: im talking to an idiot
You: yeah, i know.
You: but i just think that that question just miss, like.
You: ......personality?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: Hello.
You: Hey you.
Stranger: How gay...

Sen disconnecta han :(

Stranger: hi
You: SHA MANNEN
Stranger: mana s
Stranger: nai k egw stin gamaw tin mama s
Stranger: :)
You: VAAAAA :(
Stranger: te qifsha mamin mun ne pidh
Stranger: :)
You: ....... that didn't make any sense.

You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: I like short people.
Stranger: well I'm not short
You have disconnected.

You: emooo
Stranger: :( i'm not emo!?
Stranger: wuuuuut?lol
You: yes you are :)
Stranger: wwuuuut, how?
You: in every way. I've been watching you for years!
Stranger: your creeping me out :(
You: I know ;)
You: I'm watching you right now!
Stranger: you literally just made me turn around. god,hahaha
You: u didn't see me, right? I'm invisible!
Stranger: no :| gahhh. haha
Stranger: whats my name stranger?
Stranger: oh na na. whats my name xD
You: oh... I've just been watching you, I don't add names in my mind :/
Stranger: hahaha. nicee.
Stranger: ._.
You: yeah 8D
Ur from the us?
Stranger: you shud know ;) hahaha.
Stranger: lol, but yea :)
You: Haha, I just wanted to be sure (:
Stranger: haha, alritey.
You: now I have to go home to sweden again, it's a quite long way to go every day u know :(
Stranger: hahahahaha, i love how ur still sticking with the "you watch me everyday" thing xD
You: yeah, i watch you every day sooo.. :(
Stranger: ha, omg.
You: ur scared?
Stranger: idnt know.
You: you should be.
Stranger: what kind of school do i go? :O
You: a normal school... I guess :c
I use to watch you after school.
Stranger: -___-" i meant. lol, no i go to a private school :P
Stranger: lol, enough abt this! hahaha. how old r you? O-o
You: yeah... first (?) fault c:
You: 15 (y'
Stranger: oh, haha. i'm 14 xD
You: I know ;)
Stranger: O-o
You: I have to know things like that c:
Stranger: lol, woooow.
You: but I have to go now, see you c;
Stranger: hahaha, k'bye stalker xD
You have disconnected.

Failade efter ett tag, men aa...

Folk är ganska tröga där.

<33333333333333333333 ska in dit nu

You: italia? pizza, pasta!!! RAVIOLI
Stranger: yeah............. XD XD
You: sweden , meatballs and polarbears

mcr-fans tog över omegle idag, det var kaos
WELL ARE YOU READY RAY?

Träffade en tysk tjej som lär sig svenska i skolan idag. :D

försökte få en indisk kille skaffa emocore, men han kunde inte¨komma in därifrån, och han blev ledsen xD

You: hi.
Stranger: Hey
You: do you like ducks?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

GUESS NOT^

brist på fantasi

You: I AM YOUR FATHER.
Stranger: WOOOW
Stranger: Tell me about yourself o mighty father!
You: ARE YOU READY TO COMPLETE YOUR MISSION AS MY SON?
Stranger: NO
You: THERE IS NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT ME.
You: YES YOU ARE.
You: TAKE IT!
Stranger: NO, I CAN'T BE YOUR SON
You: YES, YOU CAN. I SCREWED YOUR MOTHER.
Stranger: BUT I'M YOUR DAUGHTER
You: NO, YOU HAD A SEX CHANGE AT THE AGE OF TWO.
Stranger: SO I WAS BORN A BOY?
You: YES, MY SON.
Stranger: NOOOOOO
Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO BE A BOY
You: ARE YOU FEELING MASCULINE?
Stranger: NOT REALLY
Stranger: ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE
You: WELL THEN YOU ARE A FEMININE BOY.
Stranger: I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACCEPT
You: AND THAT IS YOU MISSION; TO KILL PEOPLE!
Stranger: THEN I ACCEPT
Stranger: WITH PLEASURE
You: EXCELLENT.
You: NOW KILL SOME PEOPLE.
Stranger: WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL FATHER?
You: ANYONE.
Stranger: ALRIGHT
You: EXCEPT FOR VOLDEMORT. HE'S ON OUR SIDE.
Stranger: OK I'LL SPARE HIM
You: DO SO.
You: NOW RUN FREE, MY SON.
Stranger: I WON'T BE BACK UNTIL I'VE KILLED ALOT OF PEOPLE
Stranger: GOODBYE FATHER
You: FAREWELL, SON.

Uttråkad :D

Stranger: and im from new york
You: cool ;)
Stranger: yeah and you should send me a pic of you to my email so i can see what you look like you sound really adorible:)
You: BUT SRSLY, STOP BEING A PERV ON OMEGLE. YOU'RE CHATTING WITH A 14 YEAR-OLD SWEDISH CHICK YOU BASTARD :D
Stranger: well yanno what they say the younger the better lmao jk
You: Hahaha x)
Stranger: you should send me pics tho
You: ... haha, seriously?

(Följt av ett '' sweetie, age is just a number ;))