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Satt en timme och letade svennar.
När jag väl hittade en, som under hela konversationen verkade helschysst (att snacka med), så råkade jag disconnecta.
FUCK YEA.

Då gav jag upp och skaffade mig ett liv <3

Hittade nån från usa som jag blev vän med på facebook. Hon tyckte att jag var stalkerish när jag kollade på hennes profil och kommenterade att hon fyller år på juldagen.
mystisk människa.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: YO SIMPSON!
Stranger: whats up!
You: Emocore, msn, and things like that.
You: You?
Stranger: nice good observation
You: Lol? ):
Stranger: well its good if your not an emocore person
You: I am not. Haha.
Stranger: well your good
Stranger: f/m
You: F.
You: Btw.. ofcourse I am good :D
You: Haha but thanks
Stranger: lol
You: Agree. Hah.
Stranger: yeah
You: Well... i'll go no i thing. Tss. Bye~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nyss:

You: Hey.
Stranger: heyy
You: o_o
Stranger: people on this website are fucking stupid
Stranger: not you
You: okay o.o what happend? dicks?
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: some guy sent me a pic of his dick.
Stranger: i mean really i dont wanna see that?
Stranger: considering i lived like 938439483498 miles from him
You: *lol* xD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: SHHHH
You: :O
Stranger: youl wake the zombies up
Stranger: please, be quiet
Stranger: thats about our lifes
You: oh snap, why are they here!?
Stranger: whatch your steps
You: I'll be careful
Stranger: is not them, WE are here. is a sort of..cave, i dont know
You: oh man.,.how are we gonna get out of here alive?
Stranger: be quiet
Stranger: and find a light
Stranger: might be the exit of the cave
You: it's so dark that I can't see the light :(
You: cuz there is no light
Stranger: so you are in the deep
Stranger: ooh, i think i see something
Stranger: saw*
You: WHERE!? :O
Stranger: in... in the top
You: in the top of where?
Stranger: right there
Stranger: (pointing)
Stranger: in the top of your head
You: oooh, I think I can feel it
Stranger: feel????
Stranger: I think the air of the cave is driving u insane
You: I think it's the zombies breath that has poison in it and it's starting to get to us
Stranger: OMGGG
Stranger: stop breathing with your nose
Stranger: do it with your mouth
You: but I have no mouth :(
Stranger: WHY?
Stranger: the zombies take it from you?
You: I'm actually half-alien. We alien eat and talk with our ears, so we do not need a mouth.
You: aliens*
Stranger: awesomeee
Stranger: i´m a werewolf
You: Oh..I don't like dogs :(
Stranger: I´M NOT A DOG
Stranger: IM A WEREWOLF
Stranger: I HATE PUPPIES, KIDS AND BALOONS
Stranger: OMG
You: Werewolves are dogs on two feet'
Stranger: i woke the zombies up
Stranger: with my screams
You: NOOO!!
Stranger: RUN FOR YOU LIFEEE
You: GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

You: *ruuuuuuniiiiiiiiing*!!

Stranger: run forest ruuuuun
You: I have no idea where I'm running though
You: opps..
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: what?
You: don't you think we should just stay here and make friends with them instead?
You: If we're lucky, they might like us.
Stranger: i tried once
Stranger: but they ate my hand
Stranger: *paw
You: naaaww...:( I thought they were nice zombies. :(
You: I'mma go back there and fight them
Stranger: i met a nica zombie once
Stranger: *nice
You: reeeeaaaaallly?
Stranger: he told me that the zombies are plannig to destroy everything that breath and every thing wich is green
You: I don't have to worry then... Even though I'm an alien, I'm not green, I'm pink.
Stranger: but u breath
You: through my ears, that doesnt count....So are you a girl or guy werewolf? :O
Stranger: don't you?
Stranger: girl
You: oh, that's what I thought..
Stranger: r u a girl or guy alien?
You: I'm not sure...I think I'm something inbetween.
You: A little of both.
Stranger: Lady Gaga?? is you?
You: Oh god..you've found out my secret...
You: Yes, I am Lady Gaga.
Stranger: : O
Stranger: I LOVE YOUU
You: I love you too sweetie.
Stranger: (or not)
You: :(

End of conversation.

Hihi :O

Stranger: hey
You: Hey.
Stranger: asl
You: HEY, YOU!
You: JUST YOU!
You: HEY!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: IS THIS YOU?
You: YES!
You: IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO!!
Stranger: no waaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Stranger: yeaaaa
You: OMG!
Stranger: ive been looking for you!
You: NO WAY!?
Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAH
You: Finelly!!
Stranger: I MISSED YOU
You: We have life.
LOL.
Stranger: HAHA
You: :D

You: svennebanan? :d
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: who is this
You: lol you're not a svennebanan
Stranger: i am svennebanan
You: prove it!
Stranger: i have 6 fingers on my left hand
Stranger: how am i ment to prove if i dont know who you are
Stranger: i dont have to be treat like this i am svennebanan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

asså HAHA <3

Stranger: I am afraid, afraid that yr sharp wit will break the tapestry of or reality


You: T_T riiiiiight


Stranger: you suck at this


You: lol


Stranger: be a lil more crative


You: okey


Stranger: *creative


You: my face suddenly transformed into a horsecock :c



Your conversational partner has disconnected.

penus i own.

helt stolt hittade man ju sin soulmate, pratade med människan i 2 timmar. Sedan råkade jag trycka av datorn i misstag. Då började jag seriöst gråta över att jag glömt att fråga efter msn eller nåt liknande D:

Stranger: woof woof!
You: oooh! a doggie!
Stranger: woof woof woof!
You: i want YOU!
You: come here!
Stranger: drop it!
Stranger: hey!
You: ill take care of you, your name will be SPARKLIE!
You: i dont wanna drop it
You: u started it
You: -.-
Stranger: so i cease it!
You: ur such a bore
Stranger: woof?
You: YAAAY!
You: sparklie is back
You: <3
Stranger: woof !!
Stranger: sparklie is not a bore!
You: u smell funny, sparklie
You: roll over!
You: prove urself that youre not a bore!
Stranger: *kicks your ass*
You: I SAID ROLL OVER DOG DAMNIT!
You: GOD*
Stranger: *again kicks your ass*
You: bad dog! bad dog!
Stranger: sparklie is not obedient!
Stranger: WOOF WOOF!
You: oh yes she is
You: are you a bore sparklie?
You: cuz i think so
Stranger: sparklie is bored being a dog....now she wants to be a cat!
Stranger: meow!
Stranger: meow!
Stranger: meow!
Stranger: meow!
You: ur an ugly cat
You: bye!
Stranger: MEOW!
You have disconnected.

Jättelång, därför i min blogg: http://www.emocore.se/?sida=blogg&read=490817

Stranger: Hi
You: hey
Stranger: Asl
You: ;@

VARFÖR?! hela tiden. XD

MFGhoulscout: haha för dom har inget annat o säga xD

You: I'm the pope
You: how ya doin'?
Stranger: fantastic
You: that's nice.
You: have u been a good boy today?
Stranger: yes pope
Stranger: i sure tried to be
Stranger: *kisses hand*
You: can u suck on my thumb for a while?
You: i will bless u
You: if u do
Stranger: yes pope
Stranger: *sucks thumb*
You: That is nice.

<3