omegle

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You: HAR DU MENS?
Stranger: inte idag!!!!!!!!
You: O_O
Stranger: CP :d


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You: Hi!
Stranger: hey horny male here up for msn chat interested ?

kul början

another:

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Stranger: gay guy?
You: no gay girl
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Alltså.. vad hände

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You: Hey :D
Stranger: BREAST!
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Stranger: hey
You: hey :D
Stranger: asl
You: I hope you die and that bugs eat your corpse :3
Stranger: same to you asshole
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Stranger: Quick Test - you are: A. Non horny male B. Non horny female C. Horny male D. Horny female

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wanna buy my lovely toaster?
Stranger: hey bitch got facebook? im a horny 19 yr old whos lonely
Stranger: i'm sexy
You: I JUST WANNA SELL MY TOASTER!
Stranger: i will buy ur toaster baby
Stranger: for free
You: ´no no! pay for it!
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>_<

Stranger: hi asl?
You: 43 m india
You: ;)
You: ;)
Stranger: WTF
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Stranger: life is too short so take the time and appreciate.
You: true story there
Stranger: (:
You: smileys are awesome.
You: are you also awesome?
Stranger: yeah.
You: great!
You: so
You: if you're that awesome
You: you'd just disconnect
You: before insanity starts
Stranger: i like insanity.
You: then you're gonna love me.
Stranger: hahaha.
Stranger: ok.
You: i'm not sure
You: but i think
You: that you might be just the most
You: boring person i've ever had a conversation with
You: i am not sure, though.
You: i met a really boring person yesterday
Stranger: fuck you.


just having fun

You: are you there?
Stranger: yeap
Stranger: im just taking my .. out
Stranger: its so big right now
You: im so hard right now.
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(:

^
lol

Stranger: Hey three random questions 1) male or female? 2) do you shave your pubes? 3) do you prefere the opposite sex shaved or hairy?
You: HAHA, wth.
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:(

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Stranger: hey
You: whore :$
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fattar inte :(

You: Im your father
Stranger: wanna play a game???
Stranger: daddy
You: Yes, son
Stranger: lick my dick
Stranger: like a loly pop
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loly pop<3<3

Citat från omegle

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Stranger: picture me biting your cock
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Asså <3

Stranger: i met a boy before that tought me some swedish :D
Stranger: u want to hear what he tought me?
You: Sure
Stranger: sug min kuk
Stranger: suck my dick
You: HAHAHAHAA omfg I diiie x''D
Stranger: and jag ar bog is hello
Stranger: :)
You: No it isn't Jag ar bog = I'm gay HAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: :O
Stranger: swedish cunt! thought me wrong :'(