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You: dont you just hate it when your trying to cross the road and get raped by a polar bear?
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: dont copy past
Stranger: mother fucker

haha någon blev sur >:

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Lama
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fyfan :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BLARG :D
Stranger: HUHH?
You: i dunno XD
Stranger: loool
Stranger: go to bread.
Stranger: blarg.
Stranger: keep saying that.
Stranger: AHAHAH HOWNFOONY.
You: :D
Stranger: you're an alien
Stranger: arentcha?
You: ofc^^
You: are you a alien ? :D
Stranger: urrr, im a monster.
You: cooooooooooooooooool :D
Stranger: aliens vs monsters?
Stranger: yeah? yah gets?
Stranger: yeah that's dry.
You: hell ya :D
Stranger: lulz.
Stranger: hmm, spiderman or batman?
You: spiderbat :D
Stranger: ooooft.
Stranger: spiderman owns.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: SWEDEN FTW!!!!!
You: you :D
Stranger: australiAHHHHH
You: awsummm
Stranger: lulz.
Stranger: snapp
Stranger: i gtg.
Stranger: 12:12am here
Stranger: ><
Stranger: byee

pratar med en från brasilien nu.

Stranger: u is nice

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: hows it going?
Stranger: noit baaaad
Stranger: before you ask 20/m/uk
Stranger: u
You: lol, ok
You: im 43/m/australia <3
You: im doing good 2
You: do u hav msn? <3
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Vilken jävla bitch han dc'a!

You: when i was in the military, one day i woke up with only one hand.
Stranger: what happened to the other one?
You: stranger that doesn't make any sense i got both of my hands!
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: I get confused sometimes
Stranger: English is my 17th language
You: well thats not very nice.
Stranger: why?
You: surprise :D
Stranger: you are a bad bad man
Your conversational partner has disconnected

det var kul<3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Our ring on here has been found! get as much as you can then get off in 5 mins!
Stranger: hi
You: they have found out, dont worry about the password either
Stranger: i have no idea what you re talking about
You: The porn ring stupid!
Stranger: what was it?
You: they know what we do on here its over!
Stranger: oh.
You: do you have anymore links?
Stranger: perv ass hole
Your conversational partner has disconnected


Hahahahahaha ^^

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: is this tommy
You: yes...
Stranger: hi tommy!!!!!!!
You: hi! :D
Stranger: whats it like in new york
You: 'i've just moved
Stranger: omg!! we havent had sex in a while so u wanna have cyber
You: you know i have a boyfriend
Stranger: tommy no ur my boyfriend
Stranger: r u cheating on me with a guy
You: no i'm not! PERVERT!
Stranger: tommy im calling u right now
Stranger: r u tommy batchelor
You: no :D
Stranger: omg ur weird
You: hahaha
You: u 2
Stranger: no im not??how am i weird
You: there's 3742 users right now, and you think you get to talk with tommy?
Stranger: yes
You: lool
Stranger: we have cyber sex at this time every day
Stranger: and we have been for 2 weels
Stranger: weeks
You: sadly for you, tommy has a boyfriend called tim
Stranger: no he dosent u dnt even know him
You: u sure?
Stranger: fuck mr miss daisy


Jag älskar omegle ^^

Stranger: Merry Christmas
Stranger: asl?
You: Hello :)
Merru christmas to you to :)
You: 14, m , swe
You: hbu?
Stranger: 14 m usa
Stranger: ...
Stranger: awkward
You: merry*
Stranger: llolz
You: lol, why?
Stranger: we're guys
Stranger: lolol
You: Are you a pervert that is looking for girls to cybersex? -.-

han dissade då :(

Citat från SPERM

You: Im eating one of those candynecklaces, yum
Stranger: They rock. They remind me of being a kid
Stranger: I'm eating shortbread
You: Awesome
Stranger: I feel like a fatty though
You: I understand you
You: When it's christmas you eat like a pig
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Alltså, jag menade ju inte att H*N åt som en gris :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hiii
You: knock knock
Stranger: Who's there?
You: Disco
Stranger: Disco who?
You: Disconnect
You: HAHA
You have disconnected


Den blir aldrig gammal<3 ^^

You: do you like madonna?
Stranger: i love her boobs
Stranger: do u have of that kind?
You: no i don't have old woman boobs
Stranger: okk
You: I have
You: ....
You: MANBOOBS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

Stranger: i
Stranger: asl
You: are you that typical horny man from USA who wants nice girls but never gets it?
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You: hi!
You: bitch
You: nigger
You: ass
You: fuck
You: <3
Stranger: turkey ?
You: yeah, happy thanksgiving on u to!
Stranger: sus lan embesil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.