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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, i'm 18 male belgium
You: hey im dead, multisexed from mars
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dom gillar alltså inte utomjordingar :<

Citat från igotcrabs

Stranger: I'm a 22 year old American guy looking for a horny girl 18+ with webcam
You: thats my sis
Stranger: how old is she?
You: 21
Stranger: send me a pic
Stranger: i want to look at the pic
You: i dont have pics at my ugly sis
You: dusgusting
Stranger: awesome
You: *disgusting
Stranger: I love ugly chicks
Stranger: i love disgusting chicks
You: yeah me to
You: but not my sis
Stranger: especially ones that are fat and never shower and have pussy zits
Stranger: and pop their zits in public and eat the puss
You: oh yeah
You: now you made me horny
You: ..bastard
Stranger: and that will let you stick it in their ass and then lick it off
You: mmmmh
Stranger: and will have sex with their bro
You: oh god now
You: not my sis
Stranger: how old are you?
You: im 16
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i thought u were 18
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You: Hello :D
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: God here
You: god?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: God.
You: omg!!
Stranger: Yes, thats me
You: im like your biggest fan
Stranger: Are you a priest? Or the pope maybe?
You: no they are just posers
Stranger: Then who are you?
Stranger: Dear child
You: i am the king of the sea
Stranger: Poseidon!?!? :D
You: yes!
Stranger: You suck as a God
You: :(
Stranger: :D
Stranger: n00b God

"Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Do you like Manowar?
Stranger: manoway?
Stranger: what that
You: I hate you!"

"You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Do you like Manowar?
Stranger: no
You: I HATE YOU"

"You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Do you like Manowar?
Stranger: I have no idea
Stranger: what is that?
You: I
You: HATE YOU"


Sen tröttnade jag.

You: Hi, asl?
Stranger: wanna swap naked pics with each other?
You: Sure, send to my email; blaha@blaha.blaha
Stranger: OMFG YOU SICK FUCK DISGUST ME
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Jag tror min mailadress avslöjade mig xD

Stranger: bonjouno
You: yo
Stranger: yo soy padro the talking penguin
You: yes
You: i sense that you are from italy
Stranger: SPANISH
Stranger: i sense that ur from the ghetto
Stranger: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: :(
Stranger: no cry
You: D:
Stranger: plastic surgery tends to work
You: :D
Stranger: then again....u could have a shit load of kids...then theres a better chance one of em will grow up to be famous
Stranger: they go to hollywood
Stranger: then whose paying the bills eh? HOLLYWOOD BABY
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hade ett jätteintressant samtal om mario tills jag råkade stänga sidan </3

Citat från HardenedHeart

Stranger: MOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: MOOO
Stranger: :D
You: LETS MO TOGETHER
You: MOOOO
Stranger: MOOOO
Stranger: MOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: MOOOOOOOOO
You: MOOOOOING IN THE MOONLIGHT
Stranger: MOOO MOOO#
You: IM A COW CANT U SEE AND I LIVE ON THE COUNTRY
You: MOOO, IM A COOOW
You: (8)
Stranger: MOO MOOO
You: MOOMOOO
Stranger: I MOOOOOOOOO AT FARMERS
You: FARMERS MOOOO AT ME
Stranger: OH NO MOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: COWS ARE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD
You: MOOO
Stranger: MOOOOOO I KNOW MOOOOO
Stranger: IM GOING TO SHOOT A FARMER WITH MY MOO MOO UDDERSW
You: MOOO NOONE IS UNDERSTANDING WHAT WERE SAYING MOO, CUZ WE ARE LIKE MOOOO
Stranger: *UDDERS
Stranger: I KNOW MO
Stranger: OHHHH MOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: I LIKE HAY MOOOO
You: DO U LIKE HAY MOOO
Stranger: I LOVE HAY MOOOOO
Stranger: I LOVE GRASS TOOO MOOOOO
You: IM JUST STANDING HERE, EATING SOME GRASS MOOOO
Stranger: WOW MOOOOOO IM EATING... I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS MOOOOOOOO
You: MAYBE ITS A FARMER
You: MOOOO
Stranger: MOOOOO FARMERS TASTE GOOD MOOOO
You: FARMERS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN MOOO
Stranger: YES MOOOO
You: MY MOM WAS A CHICKEN MOOOMOOO
Stranger: WOW MOOOO
Stranger: IF WE EAT STEAK, IS IT CANNIBALISM? MOOOOO
You: MEH, WHO CARES. I DONT MOOOO
Stranger: MOOOOOO YAY
You: I LIKE BELGIAN BLUE COWS
You: WISH I WAS ONE
You: MOOO
Stranger: I LIKE SPOTTY PINK COWS
Stranger: WITH YELLOW STRIPES
You: WOW MOOOO
You: ME TOO MOOO
Stranger: AND BLUE NOSES MOOO
Stranger: WOW MOOO, THATS AMAZING MOO
You: ARE YOU HIGH MOOOO
Stranger: MOOO I THINK SO MOOO
You: IM HIGH AS A HOUSE MOOOOO
Stranger: MOOOOOOOOO YAY
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Citat från BATMANIAC

Citat från Guitartard

You: hellu
Stranger: hiya
You: your a emo? x''D
You: emo emo emo ^^
Stranger: you are emo
Stranger: emo emo emo
Stranger: where are you come from?
You: if you whants it so. Swe you?
Stranger: what
You: your mother ;__; you?
Stranger: you are weird.
Stranger: bet you have some problem






(okej min engeska suuuger!)

You: hi
Stranger: "(n)imenomaa ;----)"
You: ?

wtf:o?