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"Stranger: ok, this thing is acting gay, lol, mary if this is still you, msg me on my yahoo my screen name is joannalopez121" det var inte roligt den 18384 gången :/

Stranger: hi,im male and you?
You: dead?
You: no I dunno


nej men varför D: det är väl cool att chatta med en död person? Eller..?

Stranger: horny boy ?
You: yeees
Stranger: can i see you ?
You: no way
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Can I shaft you with my 2inch penis?!
You: ehm
You: i dont know about that
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: You fucking cunt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TALK DIRTY TO ME
You: OH UR SO SEXY
You: I WANT TO RIP THOSE UNDERWEAR OFF YOU AND SUCK YOUR BIG DICK
Stranger: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/12oct12-down-blouse-hotness.jpg
Stranger: THIS IS MEEE
You: EEEWWWWW
You have disconnected.

Citat från Silver

Stranger: hi
You: cock
Stranger: country
You: vagina
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you like cake?
Stranger: why?
You: because i have a big cake :)
You: its very tasty
Stranger: I dont understand what you mean with this cake
You: well, the cake represent life it self, so with the question do you like cake i ment do you like life
Stranger: :):):)
Stranger: Then I like cake:)
You: good :D
You: cake is awsome

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey! :D
Stranger: HI !
You: How are you? :D
Stranger: better now
Stranger: your smile has cheered me up
You: Oh, great! :D
Stranger: i cut myself
You: Hahaha, fucking emo. Kill yourself, please?
Stranger: wat
You: Kill yourself. Please.
Stranger: im 12
You: KILL YOURSELF!
Stranger: u r just like my dad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"u r just like my dad" ^
ROFL

You: Gillar du Alexander Rybak?
Stranger: nei
You: Vad bra!
Stranger: jeg hater han
You: Jag med.
You: :)
Stranger: sangen hans er på radioen hele tiden!
You: Japp, här med.
Stranger: går den i sverige også?
You: Japp, hela tiden på radion.
Stranger: jøss, det trodde jeg ikke
You: Men så är fallet.

Så detta har kommit till EC också...oh shi-

Citat från SnappleBapple

You: yo dawg
Stranger: sug
Stranger: *sup
You: gör det själv
Stranger: Tu Hables espanol?
You: nej, yo hablo sueco
You: eller nåt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jag satt nyss och porrade mig med en 40 årig gubbe från sthlm. Han förväntar sig att han ska få knulla lilla 15 åriga frida från sthlm nu!