Varför gillar inte tjejer snälla killar?

I know I should get next to you
You've got a look that made me think you're cool
But it's just sexual attraction
Not something real so I'd rather keep wackin'

Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
Won't happen to me anymore

I've known a lot of girls before
What's the harm in knowing one more?
Maybe we could even get together
Maybe you could break my heart next summer

Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
Won't happen to me anymore

It's a crying shame I'm all alone
Not with you, nor her, nor anyone
Won't you knock me on my head?
Crack it open let me out of here

Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
Won't happen to me anymore

Why bother (why bother)
It's gonna hurt me (it's gonna hurt me)
It's gonna kill when (why bother)
You desert me (it's gonna hurt me)
Why bother (why bother)
It's gonna hurt me (it's gonna hurt me)
Why bother?
It's gonna hurt me

I had another nightmare
Go back to sleep honey
Everything will be alright in the end
Rock is dead, guitars are dead
In the where are they now category
The Astronauts, with their first big hit Ain't Got Nobody

Ain't got nobody

Ain't got nobody, ain't got nobody
Ain't got no one to really love me
Ain't got nobody, ain't got nobody
Ain't got no one to kiss and hug me

I've been so patient, all around the nation
There ain't no one in all creation

I'm living all alone, nobody at home
I try to fall asleep, I really start to freak

My daddy loved me, no one could touch me
Until he went up and left me lonely
That's human nature, we fail each other
We keep on searching for another

I thought I had a friend, but she was just pretend
She didn't have a soul, nothing I could hold

Ain't got nobody, ain't got nobody
Ain't got no one to really love me

Someone I could greet when I come home from work
Someone who would smile and take away the hurt

Ain't got nobody, ain't got nobody
Could you be the one to really love me?
Ain't got nobody, ain't got nobody
Ain't got no one to kiss and hug me

Mom made my sex
She knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is
A family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said
?Gosh dang, this is great!?
But now I?m like a prehistoric screwball
Walking ?round with no sex at all, I said

Where?s my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn?t there
I?ve got no idea where it disappeared to
I?m running late, I can?t be late
I can?t go out without my sex
It?s cold outside if my toes get wet
And people will think that I?m an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend

Meg likes to hide it
She says that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug
Or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine
She?s always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and Bounce to eliminate static cling
It?s gonna be another hour or more
Till I am ready to walk out the door, I said

Where?s my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn?t there
I?ve got no idea where it disappeared to
I?m running late, I can?t be late
I can?t go out without my sex
It?s cold outside if my toes get wet
And people will think that I?m an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend

People can you hear me talking
I know you all are happy, rawking
Could you lend me a dime ... pretty please?
Brother, sister got time? I got no
Sex on my feet
Sex in my drawer
Sex in my shoes
Or sex on the floor, I said

Where?s my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn?t there
I?ve got no idea where it disappeared to
I?m running late, I can?t be late
I can?t go out without my sex
It?s cold outside if my toes get wet
And people will think that I?m an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend