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stanley ipkiss-my ass xD

de e inge jävla mallorca de här

"wear somethin tight" ;-)

Hela scenen är guld, men höjdpunkten:
"Do you think that the amoeba ever dreamed that it would evolve into the frog? Of course it didn't. And when that first frog shimmied out of the water and employed its vocal chords in order to attract a mate or to retard a predator, do you think that that frog ever imagined that that incipient croak would evolve into all the languages of the world, into all the literature of the world? Of course it fucking didn't. And just as that froggy could never possibly have conceived of Shakespeare, so we can never possibly imagine our destiny."

Juliens dikt från Julien Donkey-boy.
Werner Herzogs karaktär var inte lika imponerad.


"Midnight chaos...

Eternity chaos...

Morning chaos,

eternity chaos,

noon chaos, eternity chaos,

evening chaos,

eternity chaos, midnight chaos,

eternity chaos,

morning chaos, eternity chaos,

noon chaos--

evening chaos,

eternity chaos,

midnight chaos,

eternity chaos...

morning chaos,

eternity chaos,

noon chaos,

eternity chaos,

evening chaos,

eternity chaos...

midnight chaos,

eternity chaos,

noon chaos, eternity chaos,

evening chaos, eternity chaos..."

Några gamla favoriter:

"I locked myself out of my apartment...
... and it's so late."
-Eraserhead

"You need some time to grow up a little."
"I finished growing up, Léon. I just get older."
"For me it's the opposite. I'm old enough. I need time to grow up."
-Léon

"I can't shoot ball like Michael Jordan can... but that's alright, though, you know? I'm also gay."
-Gummo

"Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?"
"He said: I can smell your cunt."
"I see. I myself cannot. You use Evyan skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today."
-Silence of the Lambs

Citat från lasagnes:

- Are you sure you're ready for this?
- I'll do my best.
- Your "best"? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

"Peer pressure, im far too sensitive"
"She looked dead still does"
"Ill be right back"
"My mom and dad are going to be soooo mad at me"

"Hhhhhhhh!! En maskros!"

And rohan will AAAAANSWER

Fan jävla oflyt hela tiden

Det är ganska kyligt ute tycker jag... Menneeee.. Det är varmt också!

hehe skojj den .. adam sandler say whaaaat

"Okay, thanks, "Handyman"."

"I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something."

"Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Um, let me give you a "hand.""

"Why, that's awful kind of you. Why don't you give me a "standing ovation?""

"Why don't you "lift me up?""

"Ha, ok, I see where you're going with this one. You look familiar to me. Were you in "STOMP"?"

"Hey you can kiss my grits."

"I think I'll be the bigger man, now, and walk away. "Walk" away."