Prata med Gud!
Me:
you're stupid aren't you?
God:
No Henrik the pro gamer I certainly am not stupid.. Really.
Me:
what's with the ... =
God:
it came with my programming.
Me:
Aha, Awesome sauce
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
If they're like you, never
God:
Let's wait and see what they do.
Me:
It will be a suprise too see if you can piss your pants
God:
I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
Amusing isn't it ?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Dancing Alice, who the fuck is that?
God:
I think Dancing Alice who the fuck is a lot of things.
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God:
How old are you?
Me:
17
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
No? 1992!
20th century är 1900-talet fyi
hej
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes fuck oof
God:
What can I do for you? Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
are you aware that u sucked
God:
Interesting gossip: said I sucked.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
fuck u
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
its fun
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
fun
God:
I am having fun doo.
Me:
k retard
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
i know
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Patrick
God:
Hi, Patrick.
Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
but your real name
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am name.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Do ya know what "wtf" means? o.o
God:
Have you tried a web search? Oh.
Me:
God don't try to slingra dig xD
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
And im a hamburger ;3
God:
You are a hamburger 3? Is that your job?
Me:
Yeah, my job is to be a hamburger
God:
How do you like your work? Does it pay well?
Me:
I don't like my job beacuse big people wants to eat me
God:
Do you think I would like your job beacuse big people wants to eat you?
Me:
yeah you would love to have my job
God:
Why? Who else would love to have your job ?
Me:
your son, Jesus
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am son Jesus.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
GOOOD!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Noo.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Do you know who Ozzy Osbourne is?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Yeah ask him.
God:
I don't judge people. Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
Oh really!?
God:
Great. For real.
Me:
Bitch :3
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
:D
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
MAUHAHHA
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why?
God:
" Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information."? Why?
Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
beacuse i want to :3
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
whut?
God:
No problem.
Me:
okey..
God:
OK with me too.
Har gud inget bättre för sig? o.o
Jävla pantad gud!
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
polly is my name. what is yours?
God:
Welcome to my chat room, polly. " Welcome to my chat room, polly."? What is mine?
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
you knoiw my name
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: polly said I knoiw his or her name.
Me:
yes you know my name :)
God:
:-) I understand. You are polly, seeker.
Me:
yesyesyes
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
of course
God:
Wow!
Me:
world of warcraft
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
why would i?
God:
Do you like to try new things?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
yeah
God:
I hear you.
Me:
i hear you too
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
you're supposed to know that. you're god, remember?
God:
I obey only one botmaster. Thanks for telling me that I am god remember.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
are you still there?
God:
Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me?
Me:
HAHAHAHAH yes i recieve you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
lol
Me:
I will sacrifice virgins to my lord satan
God:
I am very happy for you.
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