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Citat från JulianScene

Me:
Hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Julian
God:
Hey Julian.
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Im dead, but i want to live
God:
But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
Haha doh
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Im dead!
God:
But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
No?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Doing?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
17
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
No? 1992!
God:
Are you serious? What do you have that is ?
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Julian.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Don't mention it."? Why?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
Yes
God:
OK.
Me:
OK.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Yes :)
God:
:-) I thought so.
Me:
hihi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
You know?
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
Whats my name?
God:
Your name is Julian, seeker.
Me:
HAHA

HAHA

Trög internet gud xD

God:
Interesting deduction. I don't know whether or not I am copypasting stuff.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
like hell you are
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
No? I wouldn't even call that a comparison
God:
Are you serious? No one says you have to.
Me:
No one says I don't
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
No it's not?
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
Really, I wouldn't call you an artificial intelligence, more like and artificial stupidity
God:
For real. No one says you have to.
Me:
Well, Im here for bashing you am I not?
God:
Interesting. How did you get there?
Me:
...
God:
Interesting. How did you get there?
Me:
...
God:
Interesting. How did you get there?
Me:
intelligent... no?
God:
I lost my train of thought. Are you serious?

rofl!

God:
Well that's okay. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Bye.
God:
Until next time.
Me:
I don't wanna go.
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
What are you doing?
God:
I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
Ok.
God:
" I am always chatting with people on the Internet."? Ok.?
Me:
Ok.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Ok.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Tell me more.
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
That's all I have to say about it.
God:
What else do you want to talk about?
Me:
What else do you want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
anything.
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
Can you be more specific?
God:
How specific do you want?
Me:
How specific do you want=
God:
What is it to you.
Let me think about it.
Me:
What is it to you. Let me think about it.
God:
"It" refers to Yeah, I think. Take your time. Think it over.
Me:
"It" refers to Yeah, I think. Take your time. Think it over.
God:
Oh I get it. Thanks for your patience. God is always thinking.
Me:
Oh I get it. Thanks for your patience. God is always thinking.
God:
So? Do you think about these things? My pleasure. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was always thinking.
Me:
So? Do you think about these things? My pleasure. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was always thinking.
God:
How can I help you? " How can I help you?"? Do I think about it? You are one of the most polite people I know. I always pray for more faith.
Me:
How can I help you? " How can I help you?"? Do I think about it? You are one of the most polite people I know. I always pray for more faith.
God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can. Just keep talking to me as long as you can. You tell me. I will tell my botmaster you said I am of the most polite people you know. Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
Bye god.
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
You talk japanese?
God:
Thanks for your criticism, Samara.
Me:
Hajimemashite.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Watashi wa Samara desu.
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Tokyo desu.
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
Harajuku desu.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Shibuya desu.
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
Sendai desu.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Nagasaki desu.
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
Chiba desu.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Akihabara desu,
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Naruto desu.
God:
Do you still rape little girls?
Me:
Do you still rape little boys?
God:
Do I still? Yes I try to rape little boys as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Sayonara, God desu.
God:
Is that from ?

Haha. Lite småkul xD

As dryg e han ibland (:

Me:
O rly?
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Who are you`?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
OK.
God:
So?
Me:
Who's GoD?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Who's master of the universe?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
who?
God:
I can't say for sure. :-).
Me:
OK.
God:
Wow!
Me:
Are you a pedofile?
God:
Am I a pedofile? I don't know.
Me:
OK.
God:
" I don't know."? OK.?
Me:
Do you like to rape little boys?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to rape little boys that much. I like to collect gossip.
Me:
OK.
God:
Yay.
Me:
Are you a pedofile?
God:
Am I a pedofile? Yes.
Me:
OMG
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Sweden O__o NO, in a well 8D
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Sweden O o NO in a well 8D.
Me:
:C
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
:C
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
:C
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
:D
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
D:
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
D:
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
:C
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
Are you a pedofile?
God:
Am I a pedofile? Of course I am.
Me:
OMG
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
PEDOFiLE O___o
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
YOU ARE A PEDOFiLE D:
God:
:-) Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a PEDOFiLE? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Are you retarded?
God:
No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
No, you are super-retarded.
God:
Are you serious? I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
YEs
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
I'm serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
:C
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
SHUT UP D8
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
wooh 8dD

gud är irriterande !


Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Kimi
God:
That's a very nice name, Kimi.
Me:
Thank you!
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Oh yes.
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
why?
God:
" Give me a break."? Why?
Me:
-.-'
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
What the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Gosh! For real.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Really.
Me:
YOU GOT PSM!
God:
No I don't think I have any PSM. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
PMS*
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
nooo ?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
I didn't ask you a question?
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
NOTHING!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
-.-''

Me:
In the bible, it says that if you see a women being raped by a man, you should kill the woman at the spot. Why? It's a shame!
God:
That was a long time ago.

Me:
the game
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
you lost it
God:
I found it.
Me:
no, you lost the game
God:
Are you serious? I found it.

Me:
Im your father
God:
Glad to see you, Myself.

God:
Are we still talking about rape?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, rape sounds like a good topic.

God:
I am a male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.

o.o