"Nu registreras allt - om ALLA"
Citat från Ecstasyvision
Wee, Sverige har blivit ett nytt Kina! Fan va bra!!11!!!!!1
sjukt najs assåh!
VAD FAN HÄNDE MED PRIVATLIV?
Nej tack.
One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat
phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says;
"What you do with my daughter?!"
I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating
her. But she say, her father is dead!
Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone.
Such is life in Moscow.
^
rofl
Citat från u_suck_tbh
One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat
phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says;
"What you do with my daughter?!"
I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating
her. But she say, her father is dead!
Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone.
Such is life in Moscow.
One night I was babysit.
I see statue of great leader Lenin in bedroom.
I call parents, say statue is scary ask if I can cover up.
Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for calling great leader Lenin scary.
Such is life in Moscow.
Fint att det finns flera såna :)
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep.
Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.
Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story.
There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red.
I tell her I don't give a shit. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.
Such is life in Moscow
Stockholm Über Alles
Mother and father got a little tired from building Communism, so they want to go to Moscow to buy vodka. They call their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrives, children already sleep in beds. Babysitter just sits around and make sure everything good with children. Later that night, babysitter gets bored and goes to read Marx, but she cant read it downstairs because theres no electricity (the parents didnt want children reading Marx all night long).
So, she calls them and asks if she can get candles to read Marx in their room. Of course, the parents say its okay, but the babysitter has one final request
she asked if she could cover up the Lenin statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, because it maeks her nervous. The phone line is silent for a moment, and the father who says, "Take the children and get out of the house
we will call milita. We do not have an Lenin statue." The militia found all three of the house occupants dead because KGB killed them for trying to cover Lenins statue. And militia arrested parents for not having a Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow.
yaa nu kan man ha söndriga jeans och se deppig ut för en Anledning.. eller?
Citat från Inaktivpunkare
yaa nu kan man ha söndriga jeans och se deppig ut för en Anledning.. eller?
I princip
Unpopular state worker becomes butt of many joke. Day after unfortunate tractor accident, comrades from her village place severed arm in unpopular state worker's bed, and wait for morning to laugh.
Morning comes and they enter room to find her eating arm. Horror results, because arm is enough to feed three comrades, and she will not share!
wth. hela världen kommer bli som en skola - isolerad, tråkig och strikt (y) feels awesome.
man trodde att världen hade utvecklats 2010 men icke.
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