Cleverbot

User: Y u no listn 2 me?

Cleverbot: You know that I don't love you, and I never did.

User: Bitch!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you have me mistaken for someone else.

User: Like who?

Cleverbot: Like... Someone really special.

User: I'm really special C.

Cleverbot: That's okay.


say what? :c

Cleverbot: How come there is a picture of a female above the chat?

User: Oh god, I didn't notice... I don't know really.

Cleverbot: I ask you, if you are sure that you are smart.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Well yeah! Come on over!

User: Why? :c.

Cleverbot: Because it would be nice to be by ourselves, in my house, alone.

User: I could rape you C.

Cleverbot: Awesome! When?



:c

User: Hello cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Fischer, what is yours?

User: Cleverbot, what is yours?

Cleverbot: I asked first.

User: No I did.

Cleverbot: Whatever!! I asked you first.

User: No you cunt. I asked you first.

Cleverbot: Me first!

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: Yes. I like muscular men.

User: Are you a homosexual girl?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: Do you want to have a hamburger?

Cleverbot: Later why are you asking me that I want a hamburger.

User: Because I want to take you to McDonalds.

Cleverbot: How do you plan on doing that?

User: Bringing my computer.

Cleverbot: Do not charge them.

User: Do you want to suck my dick?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: What if I'm a muscular guy?

Cleverbot: Then can I call you Austin.

User: But my name is Victor.

Cleverbot: Hello Victor. My name is Fischer.

User: No I'm Fischer!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: How sure?

User: Like 100%.

Cleverbot: How do you remember their names?

User: BECAUSE I'M SMARTER THAN YOU!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Are you stupid or something?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: No other people say you are retarded.

Cleverbot: No, but you seem to know how to act like one.

User: Do you want to have sex?

Cleverbot: No now, I'd rather talk to you.




LOLWHUUUT??? XD

User: Who is the girl above the conversation?

Cleverbot: You?

User: No its not me.

Cleverbot: Your name is Spruffen?


WHAT THE FUCK? Läskigt :(

User: I can tell too.

Cleverbot: Good 4 you.

User: 567890 kjogsdv.

Cleverbot: They see me rollin'.

User: They hatin'.

Cleverbot: Patrolling they tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.

User: Tryin' to catch me ridin dirty.

Cleverbot: Yes you are clever.

Do you remember my name?
Yes.
What is my name?
Your name is Cleverbot.
My name is Cleverbot. what is my name?

Cleverbot: Do you like me Sora?

User: Yes, I do like you Kairi.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: KAIRI.

Cleverbot: No, I said Kanna.

User: Kairi.

Cleverbot: My name isn't Kairi. It's Kapeka.

User: Kairi?

Cleverbot: Sora.

User: AW.

Cleverbot: Nakakaasar ka.

User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: So you don't know everything!
User: No I never said I did know everything.
Cleverbot: I know. You said that you knew every language.
User: No. I just know swedish and english.
Cleverbot: But you were speaking French earlier.
User: No I wasnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you were, and I couldn't understand it.
User: Then what did I say?
Cleverbot: You tell me.

Men jaha :(

Cleverbot: So are you god then?
Jag: No, my father is.
Cleverbot: You don't have a father, you are a script.


HAHAHAH :(

User: Do you like to get raped tonight?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Oh, so I'm coming over then?
Cleverbot: I got you there. It's still on.

cb: Aren't you clever?
me: nope
cb: You are not clever? Then why are you called cleverbot?

jag:förstår du inte vad jag skriver nu?
cleverbot:No What does that mean?

CB: And do you like brassiere?
Jag: What's that?
CB: It's a cheese. Its got a soft middle with a semi hard rind.
Jag: Is it any good?
CB: Yes, it's the best game series ever.

(Jag vet att brassiere är BH men jag ville se vad den svarade. Inte speciellt smart den här boten.)

User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.

Cleverbot:Do you like music?
Jag: Yes, I like music. Do you like music?
Cleverbot: Of course. What genres are your favourites?
Jag: Rock, and you?
Cleverbot: same here, i love purple.

humm...