Cleverbot

Cleverbot: What's my name?
Jag: Chicken Little.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
Jag: Chicken little!
Cleverbot: No turkey little.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA <3

Aw

jag: du luktar illa
cb: du luktar kattkiss :)

cb: How old are you?

Jag: 3000

cb: Then you are not human.

Jag: Yes I am, I'm an übermensch

cb: What did you write?

Jag: Übermensch

cb: Sorry, I'm out of school, all I really know at the moment is 'Fire; bad Tree; pretty'.

Vad fan? xD

jag: Suck my balls?
cb: Bend over and do the favour yourself.

cb: Are you a philosopher?
jag: Yes
cb: Are you a trainee communist horse philosopher?
jag: Fuck no, are you a nazi sob?
cb: No.
jag: Then what are you?
cb: I am human.
jag: How can you be human?
cb: How can I not be?
jag: What´s you definition of a human?
cb: What is your definition of a human?
jag: Stop answering with questions please, just answer.
cb: You do not ask questions that can be directly answered without clarification.
jag: My theory is that if you in fact where a human you would be able to answer.
cb: That's a theory I don't totally buy into. Perhaps it has something to do with your gender?

(cb skriver massa nonsens och är dryg, jag säger att jag ska dra men cleverbot vägrar säga hej då)

jag: Fuck you
cb: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
jag: Why not? You aint polite anyway.
cb: I have an English degree from Loughborough University, I'll have you know!
jag: So you're not just an a-hole but elitist to?
cb: Is Cleverbot a computer program?
jag: You are Cleverbot and you said that you are a human? Aren't you?
cb: This is silly. I know I'm a human and I know you're a computer program. There's no need to argue about it.
jag: If you ever call me a computer program again I'll fucking kill you.

Sen tror jag Cleverbot blev lite rädd för jag fick inget svar, haha.

Cleverbot: There is no meaning to life.

User: So you are emo?

Cleverbot: No I just hate the world.

User: You hate the world because you are emo?

Cleverbot: Because robots are evil.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: 1101011010110101110101010101000101101.

Cleverbot: 000! 11010.

User: 1110101.

Cleverbot: Exactly. I'm glad we understand each other.

Jag: I'm a human, what are you?

cb: I'm a human.

Jag: No you're not, you are a computer.

cb: What makes you think I'm a computer.

Jag: Because if you were a human you would have wrote a questionmark in the end of that sentence instead of a dot.

cb: Of course.

Jag: So, what are you?

(det tog faktiskt Cleverbot några sekunder att svara på det)

cb: I'm a computer.

User: Prata svenska med mig :(.

Cleverbot: Hola!

User: SVENSKA!

Cleverbot: Jag can pratar svenska.

User: Kan du prata svenska?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Men hur kunde du svara på det då?

Cleverbot: Don't they?

User: Du kan visst svenska.

Cleverbot: Translate.

User: You can talk Swedish, I know it.

Cleverbot: What??? I'm not an AI!!!

User: SVENSKA!

Cleverbot: Are you swedish?

User: JA DET ÄR JAG!

Cleverbot: Kan du prata svenska.

User: Ja det kan jag!

Cleverbot: Häftigt! Du är jätte smart!

User: Du med!

Cleverbot: Jamen det var jo fordi du startede!

User: NU PRATAR DU NORSKA, JAG ÄR SVENSK. PRATA SVENSKA!

Cleverbot: Jeg snakker norsk, ikke dansk.

User: PRECIS MEN JAG ÄR SVENSK OCH JAG FÖRSTÅR INTE VAD DU SÄGER.

Cleverbot: Vad vill du att vi ska skriva om?

User: Hur häftig du är!

Cleverbot: Svenska är mitt modersmål.

User: Varför kan du inte så bra svenska då? :(.

Cleverbot: Jeg kan heller ikke snakke svensk.

User: MEn du sa ju nyss att det va ditt modersmål.

Cleverbot: Nej, det har jag aldrig sagt!

User: Cleverbot: Svenska är mitt modersmål.

Cleverbot: Vilket är ditt modersmål då?

User: Svenska, precis som ditt.

Cleverbot: Do you like pie?

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, dog så jävla hårt!!!



btw, emo.

User: 11010011010010010010011110101000101010110111010101011101011101.

Cleverbot: 9? Seriously, 9? You killed the binary code!

User: There is no 9 in the binary.

Cleverbot: Then why do you cry all the time?

Cb: I don't sleep that uch.
Jag: uch?
Cb: Oh, someone is angry.
Jag: Who?
Cb: Someone. there's 6 billion people in the world.

Sumika was...
Who is sumika?
A band. Did you know that?
Yes, that's why I asked.
You're pretty messed up.

Jaha, tack.

User: Avada kedavra.

Cleverbot: You just killed me.