Bästa Simpsons-citatet

'Doh'

Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen <3

I found a moonrock in my noose!

"Principal Skinner and mrs Krabapel were making babies in the closet and one of the babies looked att me<33

Gah, älskar Ralph c:

Ralph är ju bäst!

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
DEN är bäst<3

Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Texas guy: How many stars you think are up there?
Homer: Two :)

Doh!

Homer: (Looking at a globe map, country being Uruguay) Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

Homer: I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

HMMMM DONUTS GHAAAARAAAGAHAGAA

U R GAY hehehehe

There is one thing Mr burns cant buy with his filthy money! *håller om familjen*
A DINOSAUR!

Marge: This disasterette was a real wake up call, we need to find a way to protect our irreplaceables.
Firefighter: You could buy a fire-proof safe.
Homer: Or we could just resolve to be more careful with our open flames.
Firefighter: Sir we've been here six times this month.
Homer: Yeah but, uhm, one of those I dialled 911 by mistake but I was too embarassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire. Feels good to tell the truth... no I'm lying again it feels bad.

Eat my shorts

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick" - Bart