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"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."
- Homer

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Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.

"Doh! The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!"

Sideshow Bob: Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
KLOCKREN!

Homer: Do'h!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!

Mayor quimbe, ever released Sideshowbob, a man twice comvited of attemted murder, can YOU trust a man like mayor quimbe?
Vote sideshowbob for major

Lisa skriker : Allright Bob, this time its persenal
Bart: Hey ehm, he did try to kill me

Yes guy: Sir , other customers need to use that dressing room.
Homer: Dressing room....? Ohou

"you have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"

Bart: Eh, making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel.

"It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen!"
Tror det var nåt sånt. :3

Bart: Military school? You guys lied to me!
Homer: Well, I'm sorry if you heard 'Disneyland,' but I distinctly said, 'military school!'

"Wow, a plane made of tree, about time tree's started doing something instead of just standing there like JERKS!" - Homer simpson.

Jay Sherman: Your shoes are untied.
Rainier Wolfcastle: From here they appear to be tied, but I shall go in for a closer inspection... On further inspection, these are loafers.