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I never got why people would kill themselves.
So if you want to die you obviously don't give a shit, like, about anyone. Because if there's anyone who loves you, you don't give a fuck about them, or hurting them, and if there's not there's no one to give a shit about.
So instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the fuck out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the fucking country. Go on an adventure, spend your time doing something awesome like tracking down some terrorists. Go be fucking James Bond, go fuck up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? Fuck that, if you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. Fuck everything man, the world is your oyster.
Sometimes I wish I was suicidal. I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE. Move to Barcelona, hit the bars, band some chicks(or dudes). Who cares about STD's if you were gonna kill yourself anyway?
And then, when I'm done, maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself, because I've seen how beautiful this world is.
-Anonymus

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