Sagas passive aggressive recipe for swedish fkn meatballs

"1 yellow onion (if its bigger the ur fucking head put it down and stop the gmo thing, I've seen american onions, it gave me nightmares)

500 g minced beef (the meaty equivalent of sillystring)

1 egg (u know, the hens period)

3 tablespoons of breadcrumbs (if u take the crumbs from the table after breakfast, then i hope u fucking choke on these meatballs)

1/2 dl whipping cream (convert it yourself fuckers)

salt and blackpepper

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Dice the onion put in the frying pan and fry it untill it becomes soft and translucent.

Add egg, cream, salt, pepper and onions to the meat and knead it together (ya do it with ya hands, but we're not baking fucking bread here dude, we're making meatballs so don't go overboard u dense) until everything is mixed together. Now for the fun part the making of the balls?
Meat balls that is, *ba dum tss*

Okay so I know in america everything has to be bigger and better and Ive seen the size some americans make their fucking meatballs, pls don't. It's ridiculous and ruins the experience. Reminder; WE'RE MAKING SWEDISH FKN MEATBALLS

So take enough meat to roll into a BITE SIZED balls, meatballs. Fry it in a pan with butter or vegetable oil if u want to pretend ur healthy, but you're really not.

For the full swedish experience serve it with cooked potatoes, gravy and lingonberries (sorry u have to go to ikea anyways //:)

For the lazy swedish experience serve it with pasta and ketchup.

You're welcome nimrods.

My moms secret recipe translated by yours truly

and don't u fucking dare to forget the bluberries"

Jag är ganska stolt över min insats, they better fucking eat meatballs today för annars har jag spenderat typ 5 timmar på det här i onödan (själva skrivandet och översättandet tog typ 10 min, men mitt attentionspan har ej existerat idag)

Edit: Kommer de kasta ut mig ur chatten för typ 7 gången den här veckan??? stay tuned