Why you should let me touch your butt

Why you should let me touch your butt: a presentation

Here is a list of reasons why you should let me touch your butt:
? It looks very soft
? I would like to verify this
? For science
? Butt rubs historically lowers stress
? My hands are soft as silk

What you could be missing:
? Maybe I give killer butt rubs
? You won't know unless you let me try
? If you like it, we Can do it more in the future
? Less stress means you live longer
? I am essentially saving your life
? It is a 100% free of charge

The downsides:
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I think I have made My point.

Now let us review.
Positives of letting me touch your butt:
? You Will enjoy it
? You could live longer
? I might be good at touching your butt
? It is cheaper then free

Negatives:
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http://m.imgur.com/gallery/B8d41 <- originalet (hjälpte till o göra den för några år sen ^~^)