omegle
You: hey
Stranger: heya
You: zup?
Stranger: zup zup
You: zupppp
Stranger: haha
You: zup?
Stranger: zup Oo
Stranger: hahahahha
You: stop zupping around!
Stranger: wats zup?
You: im zup
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: HAAAAAAAAAI
Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
vafan, sa jag något fel?
You: LET'S DO SOMETHING FUN THEN
Stranger: like what?
You: I HAVE NO IDEA, IMPROVISE
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: im not good at wanting
You: WANTING? WHATEHELL YOU TALKING ABOUT?
You: JUST DO IT
You: WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT
Stranger: do what
You: WHATEVER COMES TO MIND
Stranger: nothing comes to mind
You: YOU HAVE NO MIND?
Stranger: no
You: AHAHAHA
Stranger: can you give me a mind
You: GET YOUR OWN MIND, BITCH
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hy
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: AGE SEX LOCATION
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
You: sex, yes plz ;)
You: XD
You: lol
You: :)
You: hello
Stranger: ?
You: :D
Stranger: take some medcine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i was bored :)
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey guy!
Stranger: yea
Stranger: im gay
Stranger: < 3
You: OH REALLY?!
Stranger: yes:)
You: me tooooooooooooo :D <3
Stranger: AMAZING <3
You: HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?
You: WE'RE BOTH GAY?!
Stranger: could u be my virtual boyfriend ?!
You: yes plz! :D
Stranger: amen
You: amen?
You: a man, i would say
så, nu har jag en virtuell pojkvän <3
Stranger: yeo
You: zup ?
Stranger: Nothing really
Stranger: Just talking to a chick i met on omegle on MSN lol
Stranger: you?
You: Snice
You: faping
You: to you
Stranger: Niiice
Stranger: I just finished
Stranger: Fapping
Stranger: to her
Stranger: who was fapping
You: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Stranger: to you
You: to me ?
You: rawr ?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: thats u
Stranger: rawr
You: man, i love you <3
Stranger: I love you too bro <3
Jag snackade med en asgrym kille :( men sen blev mitt internet fuckat.
Stranger: are you blond?
You: yes
Stranger: do you play football?
You: no
Stranger: boring
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:(
Citat från stinacakes
alla tror jag är kille när jag skriver :(
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Stranger: are you blond?
You: yes
Stranger: do you play football?
You: no
Stranger: boring
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:(
hahaha XD stackare då ^_^
You: hey
Stranger: howdy
You: whats up
Stranger: my horse ran away
You: :(
Stranger: with my girlfriend
You: D:
You: i feel for you
Stranger: yeah u just can't compete with that
You: my dog did that with my girlfriend :(
Stranger: sux
You: yeah
Stranger: what was it bout ur dog that stole ur girlfriend's heart?
You: kinda
Stranger: do u like marmalade?
You: yeah
You: do you?
Stranger: depends where u put it
Stranger: can get a bit burny
You: eh...
You: where do you usualy put it?
Stranger: in my pants!
Stranger: the usual place for marmalade
You: ehm, ok....
You: not on a sandwich?
Stranger: not any more, my gf left with the horse
You: yeah, so sad
Stranger: i know
Stranger: if i ever find that horse i'm gonna.....leave my girlfriends head under its pillow!!
You: yeah, you should do that
You: show that horse how is the man
Stranger: im a woman!!!
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You: I WAS MAKIN' OUT WITH JOHN LENNON YEATERDAY!
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
You: how about that?
Stranger: YEATERDAY!
Stranger: I FUCKING LOVE TAHT DAY!
You: CHEATERDAY!
Stranger: BEATERDAY!
You: okay, im lost.
Stranger: TEETERDAY?
You: TREATERDAY!
Stranger: PETERDAY?
You: FEETERDAY!
You: STREETERDAY!
Stranger: TWEETERDAY?
Stranger: NEATERDAY?
You: HEATERDAY!
Stranger: DAMN IT!
<3
Stranger: coz i wanna see if i ever come to sweden thn where i cud find a brunnete wid green eyes and huge boobs..lol
Stranger: ..?
You: hahaha, didn't you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: no incase she dies
Stranger: and dumps me
Stranger: iam funny and cute too..lol
Stranger: iam sure u ll love me
Jag känner mig så speciell :<
jag kåtade upp en 23-årig grek och när han precis skulle cumma skrev jag såhär :)
You: this really turns me on: Lemonparty.org
Stranger: what s taht
You: nice pics ;)
Stranger: shit
You: you dont like it?
Stranger: noo
You: :(
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