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Stranger: would you like to have webcam sex with me sexy girl
You: no
You: but i am a girl
You: and ill talk to you in a civilized way
You: actually...talk to me dirty
Stranger: would you like to have webcam sex with me sexy girl
You: no
You: whats your name?
Stranger: webcam sex
You: ok im wearing just a robe...
Stranger: tahts good
You: i start eating icecream...
Stranger: my dick?
You: no not yet...
Stranger: please make me hot and i do masterbation
You: ok
You: i spilled the icecream...
You: oopss
You: i guess i should bend over and clean it up
Stranger: ok
You: i slowly take off the robe
You: i only have a bra and underwear on
You: i slowly walk towards you
Stranger: yea
You: then i slowly pull down my panties...
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: i wan t to see you
Stranger: baby
You: THEN A HUGE COCK FLOPS OUT AND I VICIOUSLY RAPE YOUR MOUTH
You: THEN I BEND YOU OVER AND DESTROY YOUR ASS
You: OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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Citat från BATMANIAC

Stranger: my hormones are raging like crazy; i dont want god to get upset, but i love sex

98 % är killar som disconectar enbart pga att man inte är en tjej...

Citat från 1UP

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: OMG, IT'S YOU AGAIN !!! D:
Stranger: ?
You: Damn
You: U have no sense of humor ! D:
You: FU !
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You: LOL
Stranger: what ??
You: LOL
Stranger: whatever
You: no :D
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Stranger: OK. I get it
You: LOL
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Stranger: say a random thing about your country and i'll guess what country that it
You: hahah..
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: go!
You: hm..
You: göran persson! HAHAHAH

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You: WHEN THE MOONLIGHT SHINES!
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You: Go Pikachu½
You: !!!!
Stranger: pikachu uses lighiting bolt
Stranger: it's super effective
You: trainer dies
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You: HAI
Stranger: Hi
You: WATS WIT YOU?
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You: Hello I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Stranger: really
You: Yes.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: my name is liangxueyi
You: Want to ask me any questions?
Stranger: no ,don't
You: Why?
Stranger: i have no quetions
You: So, what are you doing?
Stranger: playing games
You: What kind of games?
Stranger: music
Stranger: just like playing piano
You: That's a great hobby.
Stranger: maybe
You: It sure is.
Stranger: where are u from
You: United States of America.
Stranger: i'm Chinese
Stranger: It's daytime there ,are you?
You: I'ts morning.
Stranger: haha,I'm going to sleep soon
You: You do so.
You: Well, I got a meeting now.
You: Nice to talk to you.
Stranger: what kind of meeting?
Stranger: what kind of meeting?
You: With George W Bush.
You: Bye son.
Stranger: kao
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You: Hello
Stranger: Wanna play the random question game? Lol
Stranger: :P
You: Ofc!
Stranger: Sweet!
Stranger: QUESTION 1- Would you fuck me?
You: Maybe, if you are hot.
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Citat från s1gg3

You: 'ello
Stranger: Sup nigger...
Stranger: I'm a black jew...
You: im hitler