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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 m Swe
Stranger: 19 m jap
Stranger: I HATE THE DAMN SWEDES
You: lol why?
Stranger: damn cheese
Stranger: and pocket knives
You: no your thinking about switzerland
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
Stranger: damn pot

HAHAHAHAHA <3

Citat från HowHigh

Citat från HowHigh

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello!
Stranger: I am new, is this okay?
You: yes
You: i am new to
Stranger: okay :)
Stranger: are you here?
Stranger: where*
You: yes
You: im in sweden
You: .....actualy i am in my room...
You: do you see that wonderfull pink elephant?
Stranger: What is your point?
You: i don't have one...
Stranger: okay?
You: i am a no life
You: thats why i am here.
You: not there.
You: ....
Stranger: what is this?
You: it is a computer you retard!
Stranger: sorry sorry
You: don't you see the wings of it?
You: they are big and wonderfull.
Stranger: good night lovely

<3 att starta weird convensasioner som ingen fattar!

Stranger: Hey
You: Are you a elephant?
Stranger: Yes
You: OMG!
You: are you pink too?
Stranger: No I'm green
You: aww... but green is nice to!
Stranger: Neon green
You: neon green is nice
Stranger: Yup
You: do you have wings?
Stranger: Yes and a very large peins
You: that is scary.
You: so you are Mr.elephant?
Stranger: Yes I am
You: oh, nice to meet you!
Stranger: Yup so what are you
You: i am a happy cookie eating yellow bunny
Stranger: Whats your fav cookie
You: choklate cookies with demon wings and horns.
Stranger: Fun
You: yes very
You: are you from the land far away?
Stranger: You know that room in bed bath and beyond I'm from the beyond part
You: nice!
You: so you like food from McDonalds in other words?
Connection asploded.


var bara tvungen att kopiera in den, XD

Stranger: -gives you a little frog-
You: *takes frog*
You: Cute frog!
Stranger: i know ^^
You: *kisses frog*
Stranger: :O
You: *frog turns into prince*
Stranger: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: Awesome frog!
You: *makes out with prince*
Stranger: :O
Stranger: -convinces prince to have gay sex with me-
Stranger: muhahahhahahahahaa
You: *makes prince want a threesome with us*
Stranger: yay
You: Hot
Stranger: heeehee

Citat från brainwascht

You: Hi!¨
Stranger: asl?
You: 13 f sweden
Stranger: Oh hell fucking no

...Nähä.

You: Hi!
Stranger: Ich bin hast!
You: ich bin emo1
You: !
Stranger: Oh, sorry. I don't speak German.

Citat från Pedobear

haha typ alla frågar asl, hatar den frågan :)

Är det bara jag eller finns det bara 16åriga Finnländskor or Koreaner där?

jag har aldrig blivit frågad asl