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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where u u from
You: sweden
Stranger: hej då
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hahahah
You: ERU SVENSK?
Stranger: baby
Stranger: ja jeg er en svensk flicka
You: du är norsk
You: erkänn
You: eller dansk
Stranger: Nej jag är svenska
You: nej
You: :)
Stranger: jo!
Stranger: jäg är!
You: hahah
Stranger: okay..¨
You: vilken stad bor du i då?
Stranger: ¨Åland!
Stranger: Det er da sverige, er det ikke?
Stranger: do u wanna have sex on the internet?
You: sry, im gay
Stranger: poor guy
Stranger: i let u do everything with me in your mind
Stranger: im blond
Stranger: and i have a beautifull, sex and hot body
You: I SAID IM GAY
Stranger: yeah i know but maybe i can change with u.
You: wut?
Stranger: sorry, i type wrong things. *MAYBE I CAN CHANGE U. DONT U WANNA FUCK ME?
You: No thanks.
Stranger: so, do u wanna fuck your sexy brother?
Men vafan D:
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You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: hello again
Stranger: hi stranger
You: no
You: you are the stranger
You: O__O
Stranger: thats confusing
You: hm... perhaps thats what this site wanted all along O.O
You: to start a diversion so they can steal our pillows D:
Stranger: yeah confusing the people on its way to world domination
You: omg!!!!
You: worl domination AND pillows!!!!!!
You: yes, that must be the plan
Stranger: we should spread the word
You: and I! I WILL STOP THEM
Stranger: yeah through twitter
You: I WILL SAVE THE CIVILISATION!
Stranger: like an iranian dictatorship
You: OMEGLE WILL NOT TAKE MY PILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: mine neither
You: I SWEAR ON THE SACRED SOCKS OF JIMAHALA
Stranger: i dont care about the world domination thing but not my pillow
You: yeah.... its the pillow thing that boders me
Stranger: i mean what if a pillow fight breaks out
Stranger: omg
Stranger: now its fitting all togeteher
You: O.O
Stranger: they take your pillow to disarm you
Stranger: and then
Stranger: they start a pillow fight
You: omg!!!! there will be featjer everywhere O.O
You: fethears*
Stranger: yeah the streets will be flooded with fethers
You: OMG!!! WE CANT LET THAT HAPPEN!
Stranger: no way
You: D:
Stranger: ( i think this is the deepest conversation i ever had on omegle)
You: E-E M-M O-O
Stranger: oh fuck off downsyndrome
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Stranger: i'm a cow
You: im a goat
Stranger: cool
You: yes
You: what do you eat for dinner?
Stranger: grass duh
Stranger: you
You: weed
Stranger: oh we don't have that here
You: thats hot
Stranger: where can you eat weed for dinner?
Stranger: i wanne graze there too
You: well..
You: i do live under the water
Stranger: damn i'll drown
You: no no no
You: its like spongebob
Stranger: o
Stranger: is spongebob ur neigbour
You: yes!
You: how did you know?
Stranger: he's my sisters boyfriend
You: omg wait
You: whats your sisters name?
Stranger: bella the cow
You: oh shes hot
Stranger: yeh i know
You: i want her... you know
Stranger: she thinks spongebob is hotter
You: damn
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You: hi
Stranger: HI
You: asl? (:
Stranger: 19/TRAP/REDCAR
You: men yugioh på dig med!
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Stranger: i have 3 penis
You: omg, cool
You: i've got a frog
You: in my ass
Stranger: me too!
You: oh, nice!
Stranger: i can braid my pubes into swords
Stranger: one time i killed my grandma
You: that's not nice my dear child :(
Stranger: oh nigga preas
You: I'M JESUS
You: HALLELUJAH
Stranger: one time i shit so hard it killed my neighbor
You: one time i ate a cucumber infront of my cousin greger
You: beat that!
Stranger: ill shove a banana up ur pooper pal
You: nooo, you will not.
Stranger: my owner beats me
You: i'm ur owner
You: you're my hamster
Stranger: im not a hamster
Stranger: im a reaL BOY
You: isn't u? :O
Stranger: A REAL BOY I TELL U
You: a real hamsterboy
You: yes
Stranger: DOUCHE BAG'
You: HANDBAG :@
Stranger: DONT MAKE FUN OF MY JUDIASM
Stranger: ITS A BAD DISABILITY
You: UR A BAD HAMSTERBOY
Stranger: I HAVE A WHEEL CHAIR AND EVERYTHING
You: SHAME ON YOU
You: I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR CARROTS WHEN UR SLEEPING
Stranger: I LIKE MY 3 PENIS'S
You: I DON'T
Stranger: I ALSO HAVE 72 HOLES
You: OMG
You: YOU'RE SCARY
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Stranger: hey 19 m california, pics, webcam?
You: 18, fm, fittja, köttbulle, yugioh
Stranger: cool
Stranger: cam?
You: nej tack, men gärna en jordgubbe till kaffet!
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: my name is very serious babbi
Stranger: brasuca ?
You: nej tack, jag dricker inte bröstmjölk
Stranger: vc eh troxa ou quer 1 real ?
You: 42
You: (H)
Stranger: 42 oq ?
You: yup. utan händer!
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 15 m usa
Stranger: u?
You: 14 fm iraq
Stranger: iraq? wow thats a first
You: that's br00tal
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: so, how u doing
You: not good
You: and u?
Stranger: y not.
Stranger: im good, but sunburnt
You: shall i blow?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why are u not good. i can talk
You: i can't find my doll
Stranger: wat kindof doll is it?
You: a log-ddoll
Stranger: i have no idea wat that is, but im sorry u lost it
Stranger: so, i am in no way trying to upset you, but wat does your family think about america
You: derka derka derka
Stranger: wat does that mean
You: derka allah mohammed jihad
Stranger: so u dont like us?
You: baka cherpa cherpa derka mohammed jihab
You: MOHAMMED JIHAB
Stranger: so are you about to go on a suicide mission
You: aaaaah, derka derka derka
Stranger: i guess so. have fun with you "virgins"
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har människan inte sett team america?
Ameeeriicaaaaa (8)
You: Wanna pretend that i put my gigantic peg-leg inside your anus?
Stranger: That's what I always wanted. <3
Stranger: (_o_)
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: Goatse'd out for you.
You: You would be my perfect sexpartner.
Stranger: I'll do whatever you please, master.
Stranger: I'll even play The Game.
You: ....
You: I don't want to play anymore.
Stranger: Tsk squared.
I got own'd.
Stranger: hey
You: TAKE MY HAND
Stranger: okay
You: I WILL RESCUE U
You: FROM THE EVIL.. PANDAS
You: OR EMOS
You: GRAB IT!!!!!!!!
Stranger: well we do have a big evil panda problem and im not a fan of emos
Stranger: SO OKAY!
You: SAY: *grab*
OR I WILL NOT RESCUE U
Stranger: *grab*
You: AND NOW.. WE SHALL FLY
TO ETERNITY AND FURTHER!
You: *swosch*
You: WOOOH
You: HIGHSPEED
You: isnt this great fun!
Stranger: magnificent!
You: I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE
You: CAN U SEE UR HOUSE?
Stranger: sad to say its infested with emos and pandas
You: :(
You: true
You: can see that
You: WELL ATLEAST I CAN SEE MY HOUSE
Stranger: no im really jealous
Stranger: like serail killers stalker jealous
You: AND THERES FRITZL WHO IS RAPING ELISABETH
You: WAVE!
You: *wave*
Stranger: *grab*
You: OMG HES SHOOTING AT US
You: WERE GONNA CRASH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHGREGTRHGTRUHYT
You: *bam*
You: where are we
Stranger: how is he shooting us while raping elizabeth
You: where are we?!
You: OMG A PANDA
You: RUUUN
You: GRAB MY HAND
You: QUICK
Stranger: eh, i'll fall
You: WERE ON A FUCKING ISLAND, U CANT FALL
Stranger: cant stop me
Stranger: i do as i please
You: ..no?!
You: U CANT SAY THAT I CANT STOP U
You: then i'll grab u
You: *grab*
You: *run*
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Ameeeriicaaaaa (8)
FUCK YEAH
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah
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