omegle
You: ?
Stranger: what
You: ?
Stranger: penis
You: ?
You: HAHAHAHA
You: PENIS :D
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Stranger: hey
You: 3 niggers in a car, went down a cliff and died... wanna know the sad part?
Stranger: tell me
You: there was 5 seats.
Stranger: l ol
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Stranger: i hold ur hips and i kiss ur
Stranger: neck
Stranger: then
Stranger: i move up to ur
Stranger: lips
Stranger: and then we make out
Stranger: now u go...
You: EHHHHH.
Stranger: wat??
You: Im licks my iPod.
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: wat r u talking about?
You: Its a music player.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: wat about it?
You: Its pink grrrr
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: u wanna fuck me?
You: no. .__.
HAHAHHAAHHAH.
HAHAHA^
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Stranger: hi
You: 11/female/sweden
Stranger: ;*
Stranger: ok that's nice
You: jk
You: 19/male/sweden lol
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HAHH
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You: CAMSEX?
Stranger: fag
You: i like to suck cocks, yes
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You: leave simba. leave. and never come back
Stranger: but damn it there aren't any hot lioness babes out there
Stranger: simba needs to get laid know what im sayin
You: he really does
You: you shuold sleep with him
Stranger: do you think he'd like me?
Stranger: i'm not a lion
Stranger: i mean, i'm open minded
You: it'd be fine
You: i suppose he is too
You: i mean
You: did you see how he looked at zazu?
Stranger: he's pretty gay, you heard his singing voice right
You: Yeah i heard
Stranger: yeah but i;d look at zazu the same way
Stranger: that accent
You: sooo hot
öhh?
ou: Hello
Stranger: WANNA FUCK
You: ANYTIME!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: on the computer
Stranger: r u a girl or boy?
You: cybering isn't really my style..
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D:
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You: D:<
You: PPL R FAGS
You: they disconnect on me all the time
Stranger: my hand smells funny :(
You: faggots
You: Really?
You: Tell me more about it, i'm dying to know why you're hand is covered in spem!
You: sperm
Stranger: i just had sex so yeh :P
You: doing your hand doesn't count, mate.
You: no matter how hard you do it.
Stranger: yeah ut my girlfriend does :)
You: The first thing you do after sex is going on Omegle?
Stranger: no we watched a movie and waiting for comedy roadshow to download
You: You sick freak!
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 17 M US
Stranger: u?
You: 15 f swe
Stranger: im actually 16
Stranger: are you in a horny mood cuz thats all that im think about
You: im actually not
Stranger: could i get you there?
You: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND
Stranger: /b/
You: Is a nice place to /b/
Stranger: i'm more /h/ /e/ myself
EEEW DUDE :(
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