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Stranger: ISMo
You: NEEEEJ INTE ISMO IGEN!!!

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Citat från IAMYOURPORNSTAR

Vi pratade om band jag gillar.

Stranger: i love devil wears prada
Stranger: it is funny
Stranger: but a bit stupid
You: Their cover on still fly is awesome. D:
You: Whats funny? D:
Stranger: i donno, she is
Stranger: like the main character
You: OH, you mean the movie? T_T
Stranger: and how she gets in lots of trouble
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol
You: I mean the band, lol.

senare när hon fått veta att jag är tjej:

Stranger: like boys dont like the devil wears prada
You: But i dont like the movie. T__T
You: I like the band.
Stranger: yeah

HAHAH wtf. T__T Hon var trög.
Min engelska suger btw.

Citat från SUZERAIN

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: from?

You: dont know. maybe thrashcan?
Stranger: what?
You: haha. sry! sweden i meant'
You: honest misstake.
Stranger: sweden?

Stranger: why sweden is thrashcan?
You: No.. you've got it all wrong!
You: I am SITTING in a thrascan right now!
Stranger: its a joke?

Stranger: ah~~
You: well no.
You: not joke, sadly
You: i cant get out
Stranger: hahah
You: Its not funny!!!
You: it hurts.


vad kul man kan ha.

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Stranger: no
Stranger: aussie
Stranger: u?
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Det var inte snällt =/

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Fett kul och driva med folk, man kan äga dom så jävla hårt! xD

You: bajs
Stranger: I'm inside the closet
You: me too
Stranger: wait
Stranger: you're not?
Stranger: I can see you from my closet!
You: can u? :o
Stranger: what does your closet look like?
Stranger: only your eyes though
You: u don't see it
You: it's invisible
Stranger: totally awesome dude
You: yeah
Stranger: I still have to rig mine with boosters


jag är ganska dålig på engelska~~

Stranger: yes, i think you should not listen to the adults who tell you to let go and that you should ignore them, bla bla bla
Stranger: Do your best to answer the mockery, to revenge when a person acts rough with you, you will never regret it
You: oh , i shouldn't listen to them? :D
You: But... mommie says that it's bad to make revenges D:::
Stranger: because the only thing you can learn in school is not being shy
You: Oh, ok ! :D Thank you for the advice ! :D
Stranger: yeah buddy, it's your decision. Ask you the question who should i listen to, mom or an anonymous person on the internet telling me the truth
You: Wow... that will be a very hard decision.. D: but i'll give my best ! :D
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Stranger: 嗨~
You: JAG KAN INTE KINESISKA; FÖRFAN :@@
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Stranger: men svenska killar e ur snuskiga på netet ;D
Stranger: nätet
You: många killar är typ snuskiga på nätet! xD
Stranger: aa i allafall svenska killar :P
You:
hey pedofiliapuolueen dudes myös Internetissä <-- ? xD
Stranger: hah
Stranger: sa en finsk så där`?
You: ahha nääe! xD
Stranger: vad var de då``?
You: stämde det? xD
You: jag vet inte! xD
You: *knäpp*
Stranger: jaja men jag far nu farväl ;D
You: NO!
You: :C
You: i will miss you my litte friend
Stranger: hah and i u my darling ;D
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