omegle
Jag och en tjej på Omegle pratar just nu om att en vagina kan expanderas jävligt mycket.
Länkade henne precis en video om en kvinna som klämmer ut en fotboll.
Stranger: hi
You: Stop looking for someone to fuck. It isn't going to happen!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Men vafan, nu funkar det inte för mig.
Samma som igår.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Stop looking for someone to fuck. It isn't going to happen!
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... Igen
Citat från maddie
Snackade med en 26åring snubbe som bodde i Mexico (?).
Han vägrade gifta sig, och hade drömmar som att åka till Amesterdam(?) och bli författare och något till.
Sorliga var att han var seriös.
Lyckades nästan bestämma möte med en tysk :(
Citat från Killswitch
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Stop looking for someone to fuck. It isn't going to happen!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol det funka
Hahha, ganska underhållande. Fick svaret: "FUCK YOU!" nyss
Stranger: I like cupcakes
You: me 2^^
Stranger: and cookies
You: cookies <3
Stranger: now I'm actually more into cookies
You: isnt cupcake a cookie?
You: kindof
Stranger: no
Stranger: or maybe
Stranger: I don't know
You: depends on how you define cookies :S
Stranger: well yeah
Stranger: I guess my cupcakes aren't cookies
You: hmm, thats a shame
Stranger: not really
You: well, it would be wonderful to eat both cupcakes and cookies at same time
You: now it's a bit harder :(
Stranger: I think it's not
Stranger: and you can always eat both at the same time anyway
You: true, didnt think of that
Stranger: if your mouth is big enough
You: gonna try it someday^^ when i feel for an adrenaline rush
You: maybe it feels something like bungeejump?
Stranger: could be
Stranger: I've never tried it yet
You: no, we leave that to the pro's
You: i mean, just imagine
You: cupcake AND cookie
Stranger: well yeah
You: thats hardcore :S
Stranger: I ate salad and mustard today
You: oh
Stranger: it was kinda awesome
You: sounds cool
You: not really into mustard
You: like mushrooms though^^
Stranger: oh mushrooms are good!
Stranger: Maybe i could eat them with mustard
You: and a cupcake^^
You: ouch, that hurt my brain :(
You: a bit too much
Stranger: haha
Stranger: french fries and hot chocolate is good
You: O.o
You: dude, ur a stuntman!
You: thats awesome!
You: i only eat pasta and ketchup :(
Stranger: I know right
Stranger: ketchup? I hate ketchup with any food
You: Thats a bit racist of you
Stranger: well yeah
Stranger: I don't eat pineapple either
You: why not?
Stranger: I don't like it. Even if there's no ketchup in it
You: thats wierd
Stranger: I guess
<3 på random konversationer^^
HAHA, nån kines som frågade om jag spelar wow! x'D
Bara jag som inte kommer in på sidan nu?
Stranger: heeeeeeeeeey
You: OH HAI THERE
Stranger: you seem exited
You: OFC!
You: I'M ALWAYS THIS EXCITED
Stranger: well that must be terrible
You: KIND OF
You: DO YOU LIKE GERBILS?
You: I LOVE THEM
You: THE ARE SO CUTE
You: AND USEFUL
Stranger: i hate them
Stranger: they poop to much
You: I LIKE POO!
Stranger: wierd.....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Citat från KARL
Bara jag som inte kommer in på sidan nu?
Tror Becci hade problem med det oxå..
skumt.
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