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Stranger: hii
You: hi.
Stranger: how are you
You: bad sad n kad...n....uhh......yad....mad.. n everything
Stranger: i'm sorry. why?
You: Have you ever been raped, robbed, got alcoholic poison and fellt down stairs AT THE SAME DAY?
Stranger: i can't say i have
You: Then dun ask.
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Stranger: Hi
You: Uppenbart att du är kåt
Stranger: ah no, not turkish

wtf¨^

blåste nån igår om att jag var kungen av turkland, ahahah

han undrade vart det låg, då sa jag på månen, han bah no shit O.O

Stranger: hey
Stranger: im Emily
You: Wow, that's such a gay thing to say
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Stranger: hi
You: heheheh
You: hey*

Stranger: asl plz
You: 8 male scwäden
Stranger: 8?
You: Yes.
Stranger: your age is 8?
Stranger: not 18?
You: .... yes
You: 8
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool
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You: sveeeeeeeeeeeeeeerige :D
Stranger: NO BITCH!
You: YES BITCH!
Stranger: =(
You: OH YEEEEEEEEEEA
Stranger: =''(
You: :D
Stranger: You are bad man =(
You: im not a bad man :'(
You: you made me cry
Stranger: sorry(
You: fuck you
Stranger: fuck who
You: fuck me ;)

heh...

Citat från InYourArms

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You: dudew
You: why did u do it.....
You: I JUST BOUGHT THAT FKING CAT
You: IM 8 YEARS OLD GET MY FIRST PET
You: AND U SHOOT IT
Stranger: anything else?
You: yes
You: Where did you put my keys -.-

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Stranger: hi
You: John... where did you put my keys?
You: and why did u rape my magic talking cat?
You: seriously
You: thats low dude
You: LOW
You: LOWER THAN...GLOCALNET
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You: hey, im joey
Stranger: hey, im nomad
Stranger: how's life?
You: bad... i hate everything.
Stranger: fuck that sucks
You: my gf left me this morning
Stranger: go find her and kill the bitch
You: i will..
You: youll se...
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: where are you so i can check the papers
You: minnesota
Stranger: how you going to do it?
You: im thinking about using a saw
You: chainsaw maybe
Stranger: nice
You: yes.
Stranger: like in scarface
You: ofc.
Stranger: it will be messy
You: i love it messy
Stranger: be ready for serious cleanup if you dont want to go to prison
You: i dont care about prison.
Stranger: you really need to think your cleanup through if you want to succeed
Stranger: i would recommend using a hammer
You: ill make sure to stand in a lake
Stranger: then bleeding out in the tub
You: hm... hammer. thats nice
Stranger: so you run all the blood down the tub
Stranger: bleach it out
You: yea.
Stranger: take the body and cut it up into six peices
You: or i'll just kill her in the woods and then burn the whole shit.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but no body no crime
Stranger: remember these steps for success
You: yea...
Stranger: my anonymous minnesotian friend
You: yes... gotta go for some killing now, seya.

Seriöst, oja

HAHAHAH

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Stranger: hii
You: Hello
You: i love you
Stranger: asl?
You: lol soz i was talking to my magic cat,

8 male sweden
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Citat från Jenny

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Stranger: iyaaaa sexy
You: Oh hello there
Stranger: asl
You: I am an angel, so you figure the rest out kk
Stranger: okay :S
Stranger: well im off to go have sex now brb :L
You: without me?!
Stranger: u can come if ya want
You: Oh I want. Where? D;
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Asshole :<

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You: Ya wanna know a thing?
Stranger: heyyyyyy hotto
Stranger: know what?
You: i have a magic baloon, it can talk
Stranger: man get off that acid
You: Seriously
You: he just said kaboom
Stranger: told ya to stop on those shrooms
You: ... its for real
You: he said kaboom ;o
You: then... he died:(
Stranger: pretty gay balloon
You: he took suicide
You: and said he's last word...
You: kaboom
You: :'(