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Stranger: i am a nerd, i love manga and am good at math.
Stranger: i'm only 13...
Stranger: T^T
Stranger: =^w^=
You: haha jävlar
Stranger: ur spanish>?


HAHAHA

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Stranger: Hello
You: Hi honey!
Stranger: hey baby
You: How are you?
Stranger: quite fine thanks
Stranger: and yourself?
You: Very good :)
Stranger: nice, what made you feel very good?
You: Your mom :)
Stranger: mum's dead
You: Oh.. sorry
You: Now I feel bad :(
Stranger: so i dont see how a dead person can make you feel good
Stranger: maybe you're the one that killed her
Stranger: murderer
You: Noo :(
Stranger: calling the cops on you now
You: Stop! :(
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: 20 m you?
You: Do you have a penis??
Stranger: yep
You: nice;)
You: me to
Stranger: sexy?
You: My penis is very sexy, yes
Stranger: fuck
You: Yeh i love to<3
You: Guy on guy action<3
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You: dude..... you killd my cat.
Stranger: do you wanna snifff my unicorn
Stranger: Jokes
You: Do you wanna shoot my other cat? -.-
Stranger: and yes i did kill your cat
You: hate you bitch
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You: hewwllooooo ^=^
Stranger: fire!!!
Stranger: help fire!!!
You: WHUTW
You: WHERE
You: CALL 911 / 122
You: 112*
You: call 112 and say sug min kuk
Stranger: in your heart, sailor
You: Aint burning for you atleast
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Stranger: Hi there, Male 32 sweden here. I wanna chat with you if you are a girl :) asl
You: Jag är svensk
Stranger: okej!
Stranger: Tjej ?
You: Ja
Stranger: Nämen så trevligt
Stranger: ålder ? =)
You: 20
Stranger: Fint det :)
Stranger: så laddar du inför midsommar nu då ?
You: Ja
Stranger: jag också
Stranger: sitter och sippar på ett glas vin
Stranger: :)
You: Jag är homosexuell
Stranger: ok
Stranger: så tjejer är din grejj
Stranger: :)
You: Ja, det är dom
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You: EC?
Stranger: Eric Cartman?

HAHA XD

HAHAHAHA^

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You: BÄVER
You: TILL ATTAK
Stranger: hi
You: ATTACK
You: /SPLASH
Stranger: asl?
You: /ATK
You: /AUTOATTK
You: /bearform
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You: Helloooooooooooooeeee
You: i've haad a strooooooooooooooooooke
Stranger: ohh i see
Stranger: keep cool man
You: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzz
Stranger: easy
Stranger: just relax
You: relaaaaaaaaax up your peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: how old r u?
Stranger: and where r u from?
You: fååårtiiooootwoooooo
You: sweeeeeeeeeden
Stranger: kannst du deutsch vertshen?
You: SIEG HEIL
You: DAS AUTO!!!!
Stranger: ahahah
You: yes i can.
Stranger: ok ok es ist genug
You: gnägggg yihha häst häst
You: SIEG HEIL
You: DAS AUTO
You: GEERMAAAN SIEG HEIL!
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: DASS AUTO
You: MY NAME IS
You: HITLER
You: ADOLF
You: HITLER
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Blandade ihop orden lite där elelr? ^

You: I want to die
Stranger: why? :D
You: Cuz I'm emo
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: Do you cut yourself?
You: Yes
Stranger: where? haha
You: Everywhere
Stranger: in your legs?
You: Yes
You: And on my penis
Stranger: oh, you have a penis?
Stranger: I wish you would have a cut between your legs
You: Yeees
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: are you gay?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and marko marin is too!
Stranger: :(
Stranger: :(((((((((((((((((((
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i'm drunk and depressed
Stranger: buuhuu
You: Oh lawd
You: feel so sorry for ya matey!
Stranger: it's not funny
Stranger: do you like the miss malmi 2002?
Stranger: i canä't even cry
You: The wat to the wat wat?
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: i wish icould!
Stranger: now i fell just emptyy
Stranger: :((((((((((((((((
Stranger: wut
Stranger: perpa
Stranger: i think i'm in love with him
You: They see me rolling
the caring
WAIT, NO THEY DON'T
You: they caring*
Stranger: oh
You:
▲
▲ ▲
Stranger: viva el puki
Stranger: woo
Stranger: :*(
Stranger: *
Stranger: '
You: Triforce
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: i don't know whaT IT IS
Stranger: sorry
You: Played zelda?
Stranger: i want to start a secret society
Stranger: wnanna join?
Stranger: our name is penis pals
Stranger: and we watch gay porn and fotball
You: I'm a girl...
Stranger: yes
Stranger: :(
Stranger: oh
You: www.meatspin.com
Stranger: ew
Stranger: no!
Stranger: i know what it is
You: u r gay
Stranger: you fool
You: u like that
Stranger: no i'm a slut
You: LESBIAN!?
Stranger: nioooo
You: I AM
Stranger: i'm a boy
You: Darn it all!
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: why don't yopu like boys?
Stranger: they're pretty!
Stranger: you*
You: Ever heard of boobs and pussy?
Stranger: yes
You: You silly bot
You: boy*
You: Dicks sick
You: BOOBS
You: sucks*
Stranger: no dicks rule
Stranger: don't make fun of my drunkenness
Stranger: >:(
Stranger: okay fine
Stranger: do it if you want
You: What have you been drinking?
Stranger: wine
You: pussy
You: vodka
Stranger: no vodka
Stranger: i can't buy vodka
Stranger: i'm just 18
You: Sucks to be you!
Stranger: mayenbe
Stranger: oh lol
Stranger: are you german?
Stranger: hope not!
You: No
You: ser
You: swe*
Stranger: goo
Stranger: swe?!?!?!?!+
Stranger: omg
You: Yes
Stranger: :'''((((((((((((((((
You: What?
Stranger: i'll come sweden next monday
You: Wanna see me? : D
Stranger: to watch those fuckers
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: are you from göteborg?
Stranger: damn i talk too much
You: Live in stockholm
Stranger: oh good
Stranger: do you like football?
Stranger: i need more wine
Stranger: brb
You: see me at sergels torg 4 PM?
:)
Stranger: what is sergels torg?
Stranger: and i'm not yet in sweden then
You: I mean next monday!
Stranger: my plane arrives later
You: oh
Stranger: yesh. next monday
You: 8 PM?
Stranger: yeah*
Stranger: no, i need to go to see the game
You: Sergels torg is the center of stockholm
Stranger: finland - spain
You: Oh
Stranger: do you understand me now?
You: When can we meet up?
Stranger: ummmm
Stranger: tuesday
Stranger: but only if you come to göteborg
You: Oh
Stranger: i have no money to go to stockhol
Stranger: m
You: Not gonna happen
Stranger: okay fine
Stranger: i'll go to seen the game and then i'll cry
Stranger: :(((((((((((((((((((
You: HAHAHAHA
You: why?
Stranger: it's not funny you fool!
Stranger: why don't you have any sympahty?
You: Why should i?
Stranger: because finland is the best
Stranger: right?
You: No
You: they are fags
You: finfags
Stranger: and our players arew the purdiest
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but all swedes are lesbians!
You: No
Stranger: yes
You: haven't meet so many
You: met*
Stranger: bad for you
You: i know
You: can't get so much sex :(
Stranger: my cat is fat
Stranger: another cat is skinny
You: i lol'd
Stranger: poor you
Stranger: why?
Stranger: i'm not funny
Stranger: i'm depresseed!
You: /care
You: gotta go now!
Stranger: :(((((
Stranger: bye then you s
Stranger: swedish lesbian*
Stranger: buuhuu perpa
Stranger: :(
Stranger: why aren't you going?
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