omegle

Stranger: how are you?
You: good
You: u?
Stranger: I've had better days...
You: owkay :(
Stranger: (:
You: soo tell me
You: what do you think of spice girls? :)
Stranger: LOL i did not see that coming

You: WHO ARE YOU?
Stranger: a stranger
You: orly
Stranger: believe me
You: I was born by a frog, in the great state of Kazakhstan.
Stranger: nice, i like frog guys
You: except for the fact I'm not a guy. :(
Stranger: well, frog girls
Stranger: and how Kazakhstan is doing?
You: we're all eating meatballs here until we throw them up in the Borat lake!
Stranger: i'd love to go to the borat lake
You: you can find Borat in the Borat lake.
You: and meatballs.
Stranger: does he swim in the lake often?
You: no, he's dead
You: but people say his mother lives there too
You: like Nessie
Stranger: nice
You: no one has ever seen her, so I'm not really sure
Stranger: i bet she is really there
You: you should come look for her sometime! we have plenty of tourists over there, throwing up meatballs
You: are you spanish? Borat's mother looooooooooves spanish people
Stranger: but isn't throw awey food is a sin?
You: or so the legend says.
Stranger: i speak spanish
You: Borat's mother will find you in the dark then. The legend says she once met a boy in Mexico who didn't treat her well and forced her to make meatballs all the time. And ever since she took her life in the lake, people have been throwing meatballs up there. To remind her of her past, and to bring her back to life. Only a true Spanish-speaking person can do that for her. Would you be that person?
Stranger: well, i speak spanish and i am from mexico!
You: Then, you probably should be the right person for this amazingly dangerous mission.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL

Stranger: i wanna get fat
You: yeah, me 2
Stranger: rly?
You: Let's get fat together?
Stranger: sure :D

<3

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH ^

oj menar spacehero :(

ni vet väl att 90 % är trolls :P

va e trolls`?

Citat från SUZERAIN

okidoki

You: hi there!
Stranger: hi!
You: what makes you talk to weird strangers!? :o
You: are you a very bored person
Stranger: boredom!
Stranger: it sucks.
Stranger: and yes i am.
You: tss... thats sad... whiskey can help ypu with that
Stranger: haha no thanks
You: ..but sex and a lot of chocholate can work
Stranger: haha nice.

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hm

Stranger: are u hot?
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: nice
You: u? ;D
Stranger: i like u
Stranger: yeah just liek enrique iglesias
Stranger: very nice pecs also
You: ok : >
Stranger: i can crush my opponents with one hand

Har nyss haft en sjukt lång konversation genom att ha sagt att jag var döende och behövde pengar XD han var nära på att faktist skicka pengar, sålänge han inte skojade, men då fick jag dåligt samvete och disconnecta :<

Citat från Pedobear

Stranger: I'm looking for Chinese and I chat, you is not it? Not on the good-bye
Stranger: &#25105;&#26159;&#20013;&#22269;&#20154;
You: TEH WAT
Stranger: &#65311;
You: CHINESE IS FOR NUBS
You: LOL
Stranger: &#65281;
You: English is where the shit is at bro'
Stranger: &#25105;&#25805;&#20320;&#22920;
You: U KNO
You: ok mebeh not
Stranger: &#25105;&#25805;&#20320;&#22920;&#22920;

alla nummer = konstiga kinesiska tecken :C

hitta en svensk :o

Stranger: hello, do u have a vagina?
You: yup
You: plenty of em
Stranger: hmmm how many do u have?
You: hmm
You: like, 20
You: or something
Stranger: may i buy one for myself??
You: suresure, 20 bucks
Stranger: well, i was kind thinking about in the one dollar range....
You: hmm
You: how about 5?
Stranger: a little to steep....i mean how old is this vagina anyway...
You: like, 16 yrs
Stranger: woowwww....a little to old my friend....
You: If you talk particular
Stranger: i will pay u $2.50 american money for the 16 yr old vagina
You: what, its a teenagers vagina?
Stranger: not a penny more
Stranger: so
You: c'mon, you cant find this anywhere??
Stranger: to old where i come from
You: ugh..
You: ok..
You: how about 3$?
Stranger: ok, u twisted my arm, 3 american dollars....
Stranger: sooolddddd
You: awesome
You: well, the problem is how I should send it...
Stranger: hmmm thats easy, package it up, and send it to my house
Stranger: i will give u the adress....
You: great
Stranger: 1000 Out of this World on the planet Uranus, Outer Space, and the zip code is 90210-666....OK???
You: hmm...
You: outer space..
You: okay
You: got it all written up
You: so
You: thanks for buying!
Stranger: yes....thank you, earthling....

Sån sjuk jävel XD