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You: i have a short penis
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Stranger: hello
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Stranger: wtf
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Stranger: jesus christ
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Stranger: hi
You: Tja snyggiiing
Stranger: really?
You: yehhh
Stranger: i thought so
You: vart kommeru ifrån?
Stranger: is that norwegian?
You: thats the languange we speek'd in your mothers pssy
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: can you teach me?
You: yah
You: Jag älskar att suga kuk

means i love you
Stranger: Jag? thats a weird word
You: thats me.
You: jag = me
You: you = du
Stranger: and which one is love?
You: uhm its many words totaly it will be
You: Jag älskar att suga kuk
Stranger: suga kuk... mmm i like the sound of it
Stranger: sounds like chinese noodles
You: HAHAHA DU ÄR FRÅN EC VA?
Stranger: what? me? never!
You: www.emocore.se/karl
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You: What are you waiting for?
Stranger: *drops pants*
You: OHhhh, you have a small penis I se
Stranger: it's not that small!
Stranger: my huge breasts make up for its size
You: Oh, so you're a shemale?
Stranger: i'm also a dragon
You: Me too
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Stranger: you're on, sucker
You: I hate God
You: Bye!
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Stranger: God?
You: No, I'm Jesus
Stranger: NO I AM JESUS You are my father,
You: Ok, I'm god RULER OF THE EARTH :D
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Stranger: It tastes like shit
Stranger: That's why I like it
Stranger: People look at me weird when i eat real shit
You: Want to lick my ass to? :D
Stranger: sure
You: good.
Stranger: i lick the poo nuggets from around your arse
Stranger: prying apart that battleship you call your bum
You: I'm a guy, suck dick too? :D
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i take your in my mouth
Stranger: looking up at you
Stranger: and slowely bite through your dick. blood cum and pus fills my mouth
Stranger: i stand up to be at your level
Stranger: your eyes fill with tears
Stranger: and spit the bloody cummy pus in your face
Stranger: and laugh manically
Stranger: enjoy your day
You: x'D
Stranger: is jack there?
You: Nope, but your mom is. <3
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: i've been looking for her all day
Stranger: she buggered off after I fucked her doggy style and lay a stripe down her back
You: Nice.. She's a He you know... You have been fooled your whole life. :D
Stranger: weird. he must have had trouble in high school wuith a pussy like that
You: operation you know. (:
You: They cut it of when she was 8


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You: hi
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Stranger: =)
You: sx?
Stranger: Ь
Stranger: M
You: communist
Stranger: NO
Stranger: you
You: NO YOU
Stranger: yes you
You: NO
You: YOU
Stranger: WHY
You: I KNOW YOURE A COMMUNIST BASTARD
You: FUCKING CHINESE
You: GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTY
Stranger: jaja
Stranger: I'm from Russia =)
You: see?
You: i knew you were a communist
Stranger: no
You: yes
You: all russians are communists
Stranger: and you stupid
Stranger: where are you from?
You: im swede
You: we have polar bears on the streets
You: kicks ass
Stranger: if you stupid, i dont say, tjat all swede are stupid
You: its a difference
Stranger: no
You: all russians are communists
You: yes
Stranger: why
You: just obey
Stranger: can you say why
You: its just the way of nature
Stranger: haha
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Stranger: How old are you?
You: 15
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You: emocore?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: spain
Stranger: ?

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Stranger: fine
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Stranger: i won't
You: EC?
Stranger: ....
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OMG EPIC!!

Stranger: what you doing on omegle?
You: Well.. the only thing you can do
You: chat with strangers.
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wtf? :(

You: hi
Stranger: HI
You: ASL?
Stranger: M
Stranger: 14
Stranger: AND YOU
You: 16
You: F
Stranger: OK
You: FROM?
Stranger: PASKI
Stranger: YOU
You: SWEDEN
Stranger: You do
You: Yes u_u
Stranger: You aim
You: I what?
Stranger: I LOVE YOU dishy
You: YOU DO? :D
Stranger: yes
You: oh, nice
Stranger: i love you hair
Stranger: you want to make sex with me
Stranger: ??

Så här får man en tjej, säg att ni älskar henne, älskar hennes hår, sen om hon vill ha sex xD
btw; CAPS<3 :D