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Citat från HappyPill

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ec? :D
Stranger: Raotin poikaystävän persettä...<3
You: Oh, finnish dude.
You: Or girl.
Stranger: girl
You: What does that mean anyway?
Stranger: i open my boyfriend ass
You: Cool.

random.

<3

You: Vill du ha ett stycke kött?
Stranger: du kvinnlig?
You: Japp!
Stranger: över 43?
You: Nej

You: tingaling, tingaling,
Stranger: your
Stranger: werid
Stranger: :D
Stranger: hahah i can't
You: sug och svälj, trevlig helg
Stranger: really understand
Stranger: what your saying
You: Lär dig svenska då ditt efterblivna as
Stranger: idk
Stranger: what your saying
Stranger: T_T
Stranger: *cries*
You: synd för dig
You: slyna

jag tycker om honom <3

jag fick tag i en direkt som är 16 år från sverige (tjej) xD skills lixom?

Stranger: But just before he died he gave all his memories to Harry
You: Then Harry went on a killing spree together with Master Chief and two Chainsaws.
Stranger: No, no
Stranger: That was Duke Nukem
Stranger: There's a difference
You: Oui, oui?
You: Duke Nukem...I got baaaaaaaalls of steel.
Stranger: You know, they've been making that game for 12 years now.
Stranger: Kinda sad, ain't it?
You: Eat shit and die? :o
Stranger: Yeah, it was announced back in 1997
Stranger: Still hasn't come out.
You: Blow it out your ass? :)
Stranger: Actually the company that was making it went bankrupt
You: Rip your head off and shit down your neck?! :O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: har du ec?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


jävla .___. Alla gör så :<

Stranger: bum bum
You: HA EC ELLER DÖ.
Stranger: bum bum
Stranger: bum bum
Stranger: bum bum
Stranger: bum bum
Stranger: bum bum
Stranger: bum bum
Stranger: bum bum
Stranger: bum bum
Stranger: bum bum
You: HA EC ELLER DÖ.
You: HA EC ELLER DÖ.
Stranger: bum bum
You: HA EC ELLER DÖ.
You: HA EC ELLER DÖ.
You: HA EC ELLER DÖ.
You: HA EC ELLER DÖ.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

INGEN VILL HA EC.

HAHA <3

You: EC?
Stranger: what is that
You: :O
You: You don't know?
You: :O :O :O
You: 0_o
Stranger: no
Stranger: can u explain it
You: I've no idea either, I just wrote something.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok
You: *Thumbs up*
You: You got balls of steel? :O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Citat från windian

You: har du ec? :O
Stranger: Hello, Experiment #12.
Stranger: How are you feeling?
You: W-where am I?
Stranger: Don't you remember the procedure? I am Dr. Browski.
You: My eyes hurt...
Stranger: It's the side effect to making you into a "super" solider.
You: s-super soilder...? whadya mean..?
Stranger: You were taken when you were just a kid to train you into a super solider to fight the galatic war. Through this website we communicate with each other as no one will be the wiser. "Just two strangers speaking,ect".
You: oh..
You: ..Wheres my family?
Stranger: They were killed off.
You: oh..
You: but..
You: but...
Stranger: We will be watching you and how things are going. If all goes well, we will continue with the next eperiment.
You: ugh...
You: you BASTARD!!
You: YOU KILLED MY FAMILY!
Stranger: What is it, #12?
Stranger: Yes, it is for the good of mankind. Sacrifice the few for the masses.
You: I cant remember anything..
You: Stop calling me #12! Whats my real name??
Stranger: Of course not. we're constantly erasing your memories. Your real name is #12.
You: Thats not my real name! It's not a human name!
Stranger: You're not human anymore.
You: I..I'm not human...?
You: How could you even.. dare, saying something like that?
Stranger: Not anymore.
You: Then...
You: What am I..?
Stranger: Just a brainless killing machine.
You: But... My feelings... I can still feel...
Stranger: Those will end soon with the next procedure.
You: But...
Stranger: They're just a burden to your fighting ability.
You: So..
You: I will never be able to... feel, again?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: But don't worry, you won't be able to feel sadness nor disappoitment ever again.
You: no... God, no...

HAHA, sånt händer när man letar ec-medlemmar XD

Citat från fuckingVANITY

You: EC?
Stranger: OMG! dude, i just cum!
Stranger: HAHAHHA
You: HAHAHHAHA
You: HAHAH
Stranger: ;>
Stranger: emocore?
You: Ja?
Stranger: coolt ;> va heter du där?
You: HAHA, Säger jag inte :(
You: Vad heter du där? D:
Stranger: why not? ;>
Stranger: du först ! ;>
You: HAHA, Men nej. :(
You: Du får säga först
Stranger: kille eller tjej? ;>
You: Men tjej
You: HAHA
Stranger: HAHA ;>;>
Stranger: du e typ, första med ec här ;O
You: Haha, är jag?
Men vem är du på EC då?
You: säg
You: :/
You: :(*
Stranger: haha, kej då, xdani ;> dudå?
You: HAH, OKej
You: Oreo
You: Lol D:
Stranger: haha xD
You: Hahahhaha D:
Stranger: jag tiep, dissar dej nu .__. min kompis vill chatta med ett.. peddo O.o
You: HAHA, Eh okej. Men hejdå.. D:
Stranger: hejdå ;> hihi