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Stranger: hi
You: I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL
Stranger: okay... that's cool but I'm pretty sure my name is lauren
You: WHERE'S MICHAEL THEN?
Stranger: I don't know my friends dads name is michael
You: OH MY GOD THAT'S HIM O_O
Stranger: OH MY GOD!
You: OHMAIGAAAAAAD.
Stranger: yeah what a small world!
You: I KNOW RIGHT
Stranger: so it really is Michael Kempster
You: Yup. Is he cheating on me? D:
Stranger: I have no idea!
Stranger: I think he is
You: BUT IF HE HAS KIDS...?
You: WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
Stranger: OH NO!!
Stranger: but his kids are adopted!
You: ...DOES HE HAVE A WIFE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Stranger: yeah...LINDA!
You: THAT BITCH
Stranger: yeah totally
You: What a slut. First Jimmy, then Alfred, and now Michael?
Stranger: OH MY GOSH JIMMY NUSSBAUM!!
You: EXACTLY!
Stranger: OH MY GOD!!
You: AHMAIGAD
Stranger: I don't know any Alfreds so I can't help you there
You: HE'S A SECRET AGENT, OF COURSE YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
Stranger: OH GOOD POINT!!
You: I KNOW RIGHT.
You: NO, I KNOW LEFT.
You: RIGHT I SAID!
You: NO, LEEEEEEEFT!
Stranger: ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO LEFTED THINGS
You: TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT. SEE? BEYONCE DOES THAT TOO.
You: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Stranger: I KNOW WE'RE SO COOL!!
You: BOOOOOOO YAH :D
Stranger: LOL! XD
You: LÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖLZ
Stranger: LLLLLLLLLÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔLLLLLL
You: LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULZ
Stranger: RRRRRROOOOOOFFFFFFLLLLL
You: LMAO
Stranger: LMAFO
You: OR WHY NOT ROFLMAO
Stranger: GOOD ONE MY FRIEND!
You: I KNOW LEFT
Stranger: I KNOW
You: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Stranger: OR YAAAAAAAAAAAY < hehehe its backwards
You: OHMYGOD THAT'S FUCKING COOL
Stranger: I KNOW LEFT!! GOTTA LOVE ENGLISH
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: WE ARE GENIUSESESES!
You: SESESESESESESESESESES!
You: WE ARE SEEEEEEES! :O
Stranger: YES OR SEEEEEEEES< Backward
You: OHMYGOD ARE YOU LIKE EINSTEIN OR WHAT? :OOOOOO
Stranger: PUT THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND BLOW IT!!
Stranger: I AM ON MATH TEAM!
You: I DON'T BLOW STUFF.
Stranger: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT! YOU BLOW OUT AIR AND YOU BLOW OUT CANDLES
You: OH MY GOD YOU'RE LEFT!
Stranger: I BELIEVE I WIN
You: BUT I THOUGHT WE BOTH WON D:
Stranger: I THINK WE DO!! WERE WINNERS ACCORDING TO CHARLIE SHEEN
You: HOLY FUCK, WE'RE EPIC WINNERS.
Stranger: YEAHH!!!
You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
You: LALALALALALALALALALA.
Stranger: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
You: HIHIHIHIHIHOHOHOHOHOHHOHAHAHAHAHAHÖHÖHÖHÖ
Stranger: I BELIEVE I MUST GO MI AMIGO NUEVO!!
Stranger: ADIOS
You: THAT MEAN MY NEW FRIEND RIGHT?
You: CIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
Stranger: YEA AND PLEASE EXCUSE MY SPELLING!

Stranger: wanna fuck me?
You: yeah, really hard! 8D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Men... :<

Stranger: hi
Stranger: Sieg hail?

Jaha..

Stranger: i see
Stranger: ur like the germans
Stranger: never giving up
Stranger: but always failing xD


HAHAHA

You: YOU WANT TO LEARN SWEDISH?
Stranger: YEA I DO
You: SUG MIN KUK = NICE TO MEET YOU
Stranger: AWWWWW YEAAAAA! :D
You: HEJ = HELLO
You: JAG ÄR BÖG = i AM HAPPY
You: NOW YOU KNOW SWEDISH.
You: .D
Stranger: CAPS IS SERIOUS SHIT
You: BOO YAH :O
Stranger: FUCK YEAAAAA!!!
You: AND. NOW. I. AM. MAKING. YOU. TAKE. TINY. PAUSES. IN. YOUR. MIND. WHILE. READING. THIS. :D
Stranger: GOOD GOD, MY BRAIN HAS BEEN HAXD
You: andwhenyoureadthisthevoiceinyouheadtlksreallyfast.
Stranger: D=
You: AND NOW THE VOICE IS SHOUTING.
You: WIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: AHHH MY EARS
You: MINDFUCK EH?
Stranger: AWWW YEAH!!!!
You: SO WHERE ARE YOU FROM STRANGER?
Stranger: GOOD OLD SPACEBAR
Stranger: OH BOY TIME TO PISS

You: Hey there
Stranger: Hello stranger
You: I like your hair
You: Who does your hair?
Stranger: Why thank you, kind Sir/Ma'am
Stranger: Zombies
You: Pshyeah
Stranger: Honestly, they're the best. The un-dead have no idea what to charge for a cut and blow dry.
You:
I wanna go there
Stranger: I have half a mind not to tell you where they work after you doubted me!
Stranger: Also I have half a mind because my hairdresser is partial to brains but that's not the point
You: What a slut
You: But I like your cut
You: Totally
Stranger: Why'd you want to mimic a slut's hairstyle, whore?
You: I'll do my own damn hair
Stranger: Try using a chainsaw
You: I need more gel
My hair looks like hell
Stranger: RHYMING
Stranger: I'm so smart, see me, noticing rhymes.
You: pshyeah
You: Are those highlights?
Stranger: I tire of you.

Förklaring: Lyssna på denna: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjfxAsoHpmY (och ja, menat att vara en länk)

Stranger: omg
You: omg omg omg
You: wtf? don't take my lines!
Stranger: hahhahahah that was wierddddd
You: addmit you are stalking my brain ;_;
Stranger: okay.... fine
Stranger: -_-
You: damn.

Stranger: i live in japan, i am on a boat :) it is because i got washed away :)
i fell off the boat, now i am wet, then mum swam away.
on the home i shagged a sheep and i made it bleep ;)
when i got home i lost feet, then i shagged miss bow peep:)

<3

Har en hel konversation jag hade nyss. Seriöst. Sparade den dock bara som text, inte själva filen. Fml.

En snubbe från Turkiet skickade en bild på sin snopp till mig en gång o.o

vad är bäst omegle elr chatroulette o vrf? X)

Citat från fettHipster

brist på fantasi

oh chattar med en svensk. :DD

Träffade faktiskt en ascool kille där. Föll för hans rickroll och sen forsatte vi typ snacka i evigheter
Har honom på facebook nu. coolt va.

Citat från NERDFUCK