omegle

Haha, roligast om man är med kompisar! :D

Anden: hahahahahaha åhhh! Made my day :')

You: hi'
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: m/f
You: what happens if i say f?
Stranger: i i luv u
You: and if i say m?
Stranger: fuck off
You: ah
You: thats interesting
You: but even exactly as i thought. fuck off idiot
You have disconnected

Haha jag hatar när folk säger att dom är från en stad någonstans
och man inte har en blekaste aning om vart det ligger :P

Kommer en lång konversation haha. Finns en massa stavfel och slarv fel, men idag var jag lat och orkade inte bry mej, snubben verkade fatta iaf :)

You: im Jesus :D
Stranger: nice (Y)
You: yeah :o
Stranger: I'm god
You: oh :o
You: hi father
Stranger: Hi son
You: whats for dinner tonight?
Stranger: your fav !
Stranger: fish !
Stranger: raw
You: but dad
You: im a vegtarian :(
Stranger: pffft, i knew that...
You: i want grass :(
Stranger: the fish is made of grass
Stranger: (:
You: no
You: im smart
Stranger: damit
You: what ?
Stranger: Didn't expect that
You: i haft to say one thing to
You: im gay
You: :(
Stranger: Hey, relax ! This God love gays (Y) it's okay, to be gay !
You: but father dosent like young boys?
Stranger: no
Stranger: God is not gay
Stranger: but it's okay to be gay
You: i was so scared to tell you
You: mom is angry at you btw
Stranger: what, why ?
Stranger: again ?
You: buy flowers to her after work :(
Stranger: *facepalm*
You: yeah
Stranger: nice idea !
You: shes have a little problem with pms
Stranger: Ah, okay.
Stranger: glad I'm not female
You: yeah me to :)
You: but i love mom
You: she have nice tits :o
Stranger: ofc ^^
Stranger: bad son, bad
You: sorry :$
You: i try to not be a milf
Stranger: good (Y)
Stranger: i thought you were gay (?)
You: yeah :/ but you know mom...shes hot
Stranger: that's why she's mine
You: arent it sad that there is people that dosent belive in use?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: possibly
You: dad can you learn me to speek chines ?
Stranger: Sure !
Stranger: Ni hao - Hi
Stranger: Xie Xie - Thanks
You: yeah :D
Stranger: That's all i know
Stranger: i'm better at japanese
You: is santa coming to our houes this year?
Stranger: like every year
You: but chines is mutch cooler (y
You: but last year it was lady gaga who camed :(
Stranger: nah, been there, you get tired of the language
You: she makes me scared
Stranger: But you see, Lady gag is santa (:
Stranger: gaga*
You: :o
You: are u telling the truth?
Stranger: I am god, would i lie ? (:
You: but if its lady gaga i cant sit on her lap
You: beacuse shes a girl
You: and i like boys
You: :(
Stranger: Lady gaga is a man
Stranger: didn't you know ?
You: no
Stranger: but, have to go now....
You: to work?
Stranger: See you later son !
Stranger: uhm, sure
You: yeah but remembe
Stranger: WORK
You: i dont eat fish
Stranger: ofc (:
You: love you dad :
You: :)
Stranger: love you too ! ^^

Hahahaha ^

Usch jag är beroende av omegle :S

Stranger: hi, male 18 aus looking for horny girl to cam with
You: ain't got no cam, but I'm horney
You: honry*
Stranger: ok
You: horny*
Stranger: well, Im not really sure what we can do without cams
You: duel?
You: pokemon-style, pervert
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fyfan va roligt detta var.

Stranger: Voldemort here..
You: Omg Voldemort!!
Stranger: You dare speak my name!?!
You: Harry Potter is my cousin :)
You: So BACK OFF HAHAHA
Stranger: Ohh, you'll die for that!!
You: Ohh really??
Stranger: I will punish u!
Stranger: Crucio!!
You: HAHAHAH
You: I will kill u!!
You: GGHJDMMSJDHD, now ur dead :)
"Your conversational partner has disconnected"

Lol :3

Omegle är så uttjatat nu imo

You: hii
Stranger: want to see my dick?
You: NO

You: NOOOOOOOOOO
NONONO
Stranger: why?
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
noonononononNOOOOOOOOO
You: im a guy...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I might be pregnant
Stranger: orly
Stranger: gj
Stranger: hf
You: yeah
You: gj hf?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: good luck
Stranger: high five
Stranger: ur pregnant
Stranger: kewl
Stranger: i luv bebez
You: no its bad
You: im 14
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
Stranger: abort that shit!
You: i'm scared
You: don't know how to do it
Stranger: ummmm
Stranger: if you just
Stranger: get pregnant again
Stranger: your babies will fight to the death
You: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha noo! XD
You: best advise ever<3
Stranger: listen babe
Stranger: i know how to handle babies
You: you do?
Stranger: if you dont start asserting your authotiy now
Stranger: theyll never take you seriously
You: okay
Stranger: so you gotta give your baby some tough love
Stranger: and be like
Stranger: listen baby
Stranger: i own you
Stranger: you do what i say
Stranger: and if i dont want you born, then its my choice, deal with it
You: haha aww you made me feel a lot better<3
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: thats what im here for

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Are you boring?
Stranger: Hello my dear fellow
Stranger: Certainly not!
You: Oh, thats nice.
Stranger: You know penguins?
You: Yes indeed.
Stranger: seriously?
Stranger: what's their names?
You: Michael, Bert and Bartolomaeus.
Stranger: Ah, you know Michael?
Stranger: How is he?
You: Yeah?
You: Oooh. Hes rather .. cold. And green. He always laugh a lot.
You: Are u in love with him? Honestley?
Stranger: no... Not after he slept with Minny.
You: PARDON MOI? Did he sleep with Minny? But .. ?
Stranger: yes indeed...
You: I thaught .. ?
You: Oh. My. Godness.
You: I thaugt Minny liked ME. Oh dear.
Stranger: oh gosh
Stranger: this is all so sordid
You: Yes indeed .. But Minny .. Sweet Minny ...
You: My heart is broken.
Stranger: it's terrible...
Stranger: but penguin affairs aside
You: I know ... But dear fellow, I know that you are on my side ...
Stranger: How do you feel about the internet
You: I ... Hm. Its hard to say. It is like it is, right? Nothing to do about it.
You: You are typing slowly, my friend.
Stranger: I am contemplating life.
You: Oh I see .. I am sorry dear. Do you want a hug?
Stranger: I want so much more!
Stranger: I want the earth and the heavens...
Stranger: But most of all... I want a cookie.
You: What kind og cookie?
Stranger: chewy chocolate chipped cookies
Stranger: freshly baked, warm
You: OH MY GOSH. Do you like them to?
Stranger: Of course
You: We ... like the same things .. we do the same things ... We ARE just the same.
Stranger: Ah, yes, but ...
Stranger: You are male, correct?
You: Yes ... ?
You: Ad so are you?'
Stranger: Ah, no.
You: Oh. At that point were not the same.

Och sedan disconnectade människan. :c

You: Hi
Stranger: Gupta? wheres your camel
You: My camel is here right beside me!
Stranger: can i hump it
You: But u spelled wrong... I spell my name Gurka! Not Gupta
Stranger: will you be my friend?
Stranger: ok gurka hide your face gurka hide it they mock you
You: Of course I want!

japaner <3

Stranger: my country is really suck !
Stranger: i wanna go to other country
You: sweden is cold
Stranger: i like cold ~!
You: we got ice bears on the streets lol
Stranger: hot is really suck !
Stranger: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Stranger: really?
Stranger: oh !
You: ye , in the northen parts of sweden
Stranger: wow
Stranger: um
You: ice bears and penguins
Stranger: sometimes that bears kill people?
You: happens
Stranger: oh
You: then we kill some bears
Stranger: my
Stranger: god
Stranger: really suck !
You: yee
Stranger: how old are u
You: im 17
Stranger: im 19
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you are so young ~
You: in the northen parts we learn t hunt in school
You: to not be killed by ice bears
Stranger: wowowwowowowowowoww
Stranger: unbelievable
You: ye
Stranger: if i were rich
Stranger: i could have been your country
Stranger: japan is really suc k!

när jag gick in där en gång satt en gubbe o runkade