omegle
Citat från HappyPill
http://stranger.se/ <---- Svensk ripoff på omegle. Max 3 pers inne, typ. :D
Provade, men hittade EN kaxig person.
Haha, människor från andra länder fattar ju inte heller vad som är tjej/killnamn så jag och en kompis gick in och chattade med en Australiensare.
Australian guy = AG
Vi = US
AG - Hello
US - Hello, ASL
AG - 16, Male, Australia
US - I looooooooooove kangaroos!
xD Sen skrev vi att vi var en sjunttonårig tjej från Sverige som hette Bengt... Udda,, I Know
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
Stranger: Well isn't that nice, I kinda thought you where talking about yourself
Stranger: But good joke :L
You: Your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered and fucked down an alley 20 times a night, for 5 dollars an hour.
Stranger: hahaha
You: I have lots
You: Wanna hear the rest :D
You: ?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: Fire away
You: Your momma is so ugly the doctor spanked her face when she was born.
Stranger: hahaha
You: your momma is so nasty she had to be fed with a slingshot as a kid
You: your momma is so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach.
Jag älskar att bli uppskattad!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hnnngg
Stranger: hnnnnnng!
Stranger: HAHA YES
Stranger: url?
You: yoursweet666
Stranger: kellysfreshhh
Stranger: i followed ya
You: followed you too c:
Stranger: (: bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.'
hahah åh jag älskar att tumblr tar över omegle <3
Det är jävligt kul med Omegle. Man kan både få nya vänner och skratta åt pervos!
omegle e fett skönt.
Random - Where are you from?
Jag - Afghanistan
Random - oh, *pratar arabiska*
-.-'
You: Hi
Stranger: yo
You: How do you know your sister has her period?
Stranger: cause there's blood all over my dick
Stranger: right answer?
You: Nope. Your fathers dick tastes blood
Stranger: well if my fathers dick tastes blood won't u in turn taste my fathers dick tasting blood?
You: Kind of
Stranger: so u like the daddy dick huh?
You: ofc i do
Stranger: well here comes daddy.....
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: too late
Stranger: GET OVER HERE
You: NOOOO NOT IN THE ASS
Stranger: oh it's goin in, with NO LUBE
You: OWWWW IT HURTS PLEASE STOP
Stranger: FUCK THAT, U'LL TAKE IT ALL AND LIKE IT
Stranger: NOW WHAT'S MY NAME BITCH?@!
You: YES I DO, I LIKE IT HARS
You: DADDY! I LOVE YOU
Stranger: I DESPISE U
Stranger: NOW TAKE THIS CUM
Stranger: OPEN UP
You: OH YES CUM IN MY THROAT
Stranger: SWALLOW IT ALL
Stranger: NO DRIBBLE
You: MGLURFFFHFHF
Stranger: FINISH THE JOB
You: MGLRFRFRAHRHHHAR. Oh it tasted good...
Stranger: FUCK YEA IT DOES, U BETTER ENJOY THAT SHIT
Stranger: THAT'S HIGH QUALITY SPERM
You: Yes i do, i enjoy it! I want more pleeeaseee
Stranger: LOL this was epic
You: Yeah it was!
Stranger: a/s/l by the way i gotta know
You: 15, male, Sweden. And you?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: can i ask u something?
You: sure
Stranger: what are u wearing?
You: why dont you guess
Stranger: well, i have a cam in ur room
You.: rly? then what am i wearing?
Stranger: u wear a black shirt
You: thats true xD
Stranger: i know, cuz i see you, and ur looking good.
You: thanks :) but i cant see the cam
Stranger: i look through your window
You: what window?
Stranger: to your left
You: ...... ..... .. your scaring me! i have a window to my left!
Stranger: ... oh shit. xD
Citat från Tofu
Dom flesta där är något så helskotta störande, men har träffat flera trevliga människor där från andra länder jag brukar chatta med :)
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LOLOLOL
ARNOLD: epic konversation xD
Stranger: STAR
You: shines bright in the night
Stranger: RAMIREZ, TAKE POINT
You: *running away*
Stranger: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: TANGO DOWN
Stranger: WE'RE OSCAR MIKE
Stranger: GO GO GO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
asså FAN! jävla tråd, jag gick in på www.omegle.com nu, skulle testa videochatten, folk sitter ju för fan o runkar! HELVETE!
jävla tråd igen asså! pervesa svin de finns på omegle. ÅÅÅÅÅÅH
de finns en hel del perversa svin ja, så jag är faktiskt glad att jag inte har någon cam :P
haha, sidan är ju cp, kommit fram till ett ANTAL personer som onanerar.
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