omegle

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Stranger: FRED?!?!
You: MUM?!
Stranger: FRED?!?!
Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
You: GREECE!
Stranger: YOUR FATHERS BEEN WORRIED SICK
You: YEAH, ME TOO
Stranger: YOU LIAR
Stranger: COME BACK TO AFRICA WHERE YOU BELONG
Stranger: WITH YOUR FAMILY
You: BUT I HATE THE MONKEYS :(
Stranger: AND WITH MAGOGOO
Stranger: YOUR
Stranger: GIRLFRIEND
You: WE BROKE UP!
Stranger: SHE MASTURBATES VERY NIGHT BECAUSE YOURE NT HERE
Stranger: YOU BASTARD
Stranger: HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO A GIRL?!?!?
You: I'M A BAD BOY
Stranger: YOU\
You: BUT I LIKE IT!
Stranger: BITCH
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Lol, det va ju kul :(

Citat från turkos

omegle är skumt, ngn som frågade varjag kom ifrån. och när jag sa att jag var från sverige skrev han "YOU MOTHERFUCKER" xD

Stranger: hi
You: TOM!!!!
Stranger: What... HOW DID OYU KNOW!?
Stranger: Homy shit!
Stranger: How you know my name is Tom@?@!?!?!
You: did just know that
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: I bow to you
You: pretty cool huh? ;);)


jag borde bli spådam :$$$
...eller sluta chatta på omegle :(

MHM ALTSÅ ÄLSKAR DEN SIFDA:

You: the game
Stranger: hey
You: lol
You: u justr lost it
Stranger: im 12 and what is this
You: oh, go to google and search for KUK in images
Stranger: um okay
You: yeah
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meningslöst så det bara smäller om det?

Jag hade inte alls tråkigt.

Stranger: hi
You: OH MY GOD MY BRAIN CAN'T TAKE THIS!
You: Jag är svensk hurr.
You: are you motherfucking dead? ):
You: var sån då.
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):

Stranger: RESPECT THE BADGE!
You: WTH?
Stranger: RESPECT THE BADGE
Stranger: I EARNED WITH MY BLOOD!
You: WoW, right?
Stranger: FEAR THE GUN!!!*aims*
You: Omg, a GTA-addict
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: Some dude
Stranger: With TOO MUCH
Stranger: FREE TIME
You: NO SHIT MOFOCKAH?
Stranger: No shit.
Stranger: GET TO COVER!
You: GET DOWN
Stranger: *boom *
You: THEY'RE COMING FOR US!
You: THERE!
You: A TRASH CAN!
You: LET'S HIDE!
Stranger: CALL SOME REINCOFREMENNS!
Stranger: *hides*
Stranger: REINFORCEMENTS!
You: /CALLS FOR /B/ACKUP
You: /B/LACKUP*
Stranger: *looks at toy tank*
Stranger: Mwahahah
Stranger: *plays with it*
Stranger: I am the general of this army
Stranger: *plays with army men too*
You: LETS MELT 'EM!
Stranger: Noooes :c
Stranger: I want to play with them :c
You: Nah
You: Let's melt em mofockah!
Stranger: I wanna plaaay :c
Stranger: Ok sure
Stranger: *melts them*
Stranger: Mwahahhaha
Stranger: I am evil!
You: OMG YOU DID IT
You: FUCK YOU MAN

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: no, im not a horny girl with a webcam!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: still wanna talk?
You: yes
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 male sweden
Stranger: 20 m ger
Stranger: so
Stranger: you play dotaß
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ^^
You: nope :D
Stranger: what a pity
Stranger: its a nice game
Stranger: i thought all sweden guys play dota
You: its not a game its a map
You: XD
Stranger: so you know it
You: yea
Stranger: but dont like it?!
You: nope
Stranger: why are you on this page?
You: i am bored :D
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: there is a solution
Stranger: play dota
Stranger: XD
You: dats not a solution XD
Stranger: well
Stranger: im a little horny
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: cya

You: THIS
You: WAR
You: IS
You: OURS
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: ARE
Stranger: GAY
You: *guitar solo*

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a guy still wanna talk :P
You: yes
You: but i'm a guy to ;)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY
Stranger: hey... bored and horny f 18. wanna cyber? like being dominated
You: Omg, that sounds so hot
You: Can i ask u something?
You: Do u like crazy sex?
Stranger: yeah, i like being raped
You: awesome, well.. i was wondering.. do u wanna shot fire out of ur ass?
Stranger: yeah, sur
Stranger: *sure, you serious?
You: yes
You: then i can masterbate INSIDE ur ass :o
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Citat från P0JKE

;D