omegle

Citat från PeaVe

You: hi
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: u in the mood for cyber sex?
You: yes :D
Stranger: me too
Stranger: u a girl or boy
Stranger: ?
You: you tell first
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: u
You: i'm male
Stranger: ok good
You: hah
You: age?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: you?
Stranger: haha
You: 16
Stranger: i am actually 15 i just didnt want you to disconnect but now that i know ur 16 it wont be weird to cyber with you haha
You: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so wat do u want to do with me?
Stranger: i like detalis
You: umm.. dont know
Stranger: :)
Stranger: you want to make my pussy wet dont you?
You: yeeeeeeees *happy face*
Stranger: haha good
Stranger: then say something naughty
Stranger: :p
You: want to tutch me?
Stranger: hell yaaaaa
Stranger: want to touch me
Stranger: ?
You: yes
Stranger: i want to grab ur dick and lick it and suck it
Stranger: ahhhh
You: but if its to big? 0.o
Stranger: i want to make out with you
Stranger: i have a big mouth
You: oh
Stranger: then wen u put it in my pussy i might scream :P
You: i want to lick your wet pussy
Stranger: ahhhh i want ur tounge were my finger it
Stranger: is*
You: okey
Stranger: i am sooo wett
You: i'm so hard
Stranger: its so silppery down there
Stranger: i cant even find the hole
Stranger: there it is
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: damnnnn
You: i hold my dick in my hand now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha de va så kul å skriva XD
haha.. i think "stranger" was a dude who were gay S:


och neeej självklart gjorde ja inte de ja skrev XD

Stranger: ARGGHHHH!
You: yoh
Stranger: :)
You: :)
Stranger: :)
You: :D
Stranger: :D
You: what up? ^^
Stranger: the ceiling :D
You: ah god <.<
Stranger: 'sup? :D
You: Hungry as hell D:
Stranger: i just had cheesecake :D
You: :O
You: cheater.
Stranger: i didn't cheat :'(
You: I don't wanna go to the kitchen. it's to far :<
You: no, you did'nt :)
You: kidding ;D
You: uhm
You: i mean..
Stranger: you better be :)
You: :D
Stranger: :D
You: what are you up to then? :)
Stranger: erm, nothing :) wbu?
You: Chating, listen to music and maybe fix my hair soon, and put on some nice chlotes :D
You: clothes*
Stranger: cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool :D
You: i knows.
You: icanhascheezburger.com is like the coolest site ever.
You: right? :D
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: :D
You: where you from btw? D:
Stranger: uk :]
You: HA! awsum.
You: uhm.
You: ^.-
Stranger: wbu? :)
You: sweden ;;__________;;
Stranger: aaaaaaaaah cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ;D
You: if you say so <.<
You: i don't find it cool O__O
You: it's fucking blowing outside, and raining 24/7 D:
Stranger: its sunny here :D
Stranger: kinda.
Stranger: sorta.
Stranger: ish.
You: oh.. that sounds nice ;D
You: here it's.. blowish. time to time.
You: and my cat are retard D:
Stranger: looooolz.
You: i swear, it is retard, how many cat sleeps with it's tounge outside the mouth? O_o
Stranger: Loolz!
Stranger: my dog does that :D
You: My cat will eat your dog :D
You: or not.
You: o.O
Stranger: probs will :L
You: exactly o.o
You: but.. what kind of dog? :D
Stranger: miniature pinscher, she's tiny xD
You: haha xD
You: my ex had a..
You: very odd dog.
You: it was like 19756135 breeds in one dog .__.
Stranger: loolz.
You: and it was smaller then a..
You: yeah, small it was D:
You: i dont know how many times i kicked it by accident xD
Stranger: aha :L
You: Oli is the coolest guy from UK, and you don't come far after, i swear xD
Stranger: woo xD
You: Oli Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon? :D
Stranger: PHWOAAAR!! :o
Stranger: im going now, person from sweden. goodbye xD

Stranger: hey wanna see my dick on msn?
You: I'm harry potter.......
You: are you gay?
Stranger: nah not really
You: do you wanna se MYY dick on msn? 8D
Stranger: sure
You: You are gay! D:


<3

Stranger: cock?
Stranger: biiig cock?
Stranger: :)
You: hahah, yeah, i'm a female!
Stranger: damn
Your conversational partner has disconnected

<3

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: m / f?
You: m
You: you?

Woho :D

Att jävlas med folk är juh bara för kul xD

Jag och min kompis lekta japaner och bytte ut alla L mot R, och vise versa. Folk blev irriterade xD

You: wanna see my tits in cam?
Stranger: i brazilian guy name's René
Stranger: yes
You: oh!
You: you like tits?
Stranger: yes i am
You: horny?
Stranger: yes.. what's your msn?
You: MarwinGay@hotmail.com :*
You have disconnected.

Kände mig tvungen :)

omegle<3

Citat från radkeee

Efter att ha chattat ett tag..

You: yeah, so what's up?
Stranger: Im right behind you

Vänder mig om på skoj, och ser en stor svart man i parallellklassen sitta i fönstret, stirrandes på mig. Fönstret var öppet så solen bakom honom bländade mig. Visserligen var det bara ett sammanträffande, men jag sket nästan på mig. ..No racism.

Citat från Rakurai

Efter att ha snackat med en kille ett tag började han fråga mig om min msn. Jag sa nej, han frågade igen, jag skyllde på att jag inte hade någon.
Men tillslut fick han den iallafall >:

En kille satt och berättade hela sitt liv en gång xD , han berättade om alla sina tåg luffningar och allt han varit med om xD