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You: heyyy
Stranger: i have no arms or legs, i only type with my elbows but i copy and paste this to make things easier
Stranger: ,mcf l,m
Stranger: hi
You: wallabanana
Stranger: huh
You: yo
Stranger: oh yo
Stranger: i suppose
Stranger: =D
You: uhm.. tard?
Stranger: tard?
Stranger: wtf does that mean?
You: AMAGAD YOU SUCK!
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Stranger: kevin?
You: yepp
Stranger: FINALLY
Stranger: god
Stranger: okay
Stranger: did you hook up with kelsea last night?
Stranger: after we three hit the salvia, you two just straight up vanished
Stranger: i mean, we were all tripping pretty hard but
Stranger: did you two do the dirty deed?
You: what do you think?
Stranger: please tell me you didn't
Stranger: dude she's dating alex
Stranger: ...MVP of the football team?
Stranger: he'll kill you!
You: HAHAH You think I'm afraid of that retard?
Stranger: well yeah he's not exactly a straight A student
Stranger: but he's built like Tyson and Schwarzenegger combined
You: haha yeah but I got to hook up with kelsea anyway
Stranger: how good is she
Stranger: i've only heard rumors... haha
You: haha why would I tell you?
Stranger: well shit yo
Stranger: we've only known eachother for like
Stranger: 6 years lol
You: still not telling
Stranger: you're killing me man
You: haha why don't you just ask her?
Stranger: me and kelsea are like best friends
Stranger: we've never stepped over that line before
Stranger: sooo
Stranger: i don't think i'll ask her, "hey do you rock cocks?" lol
You: HAHAHA why not?
Stranger: well you know kelsea
You: If she's your best friend why didn't she tell you that we hooked up..?
Stranger: hedge fund, silver spoon in her mouth
Stranger: ...
Stranger: shit you're right
Stranger: ....
Stay tuned for more! :D
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where from
You: egypt
Stranger: wow
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: and u?
Stranger: australia
Stranger: male
You: nicee :)
Stranger: age?
You: 36
You: u?
Stranger: 32
Stranger: younger
Stranger: how is life?
You: not so good. :(
Stranger: why?
You: found out that my boyfriend was pregnant.
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where from
You: egypt
Stranger: wow
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: and u?
Stranger: australia
Stranger: male
You: nicee :)
Stranger: age?
You: 36
You: u?
Stranger: 32
Stranger: younger
Stranger: how is life?
You: not so good. :(
Stranger: why?
You: found out that my boyfriend was pregnant.
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lol'd irl x)
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Stranger: okay
You: FUCK YOU
Stranger: up the butt tthanks
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jag och 1dancingradio1
Stranger: hey
You: i have a pizza in my butt
You: :D
Stranger: butt of a girl? ^^
You: mmh'yes! :D
Stranger: dont believe you :P
You: you should D:
Stranger: why should i :P
You: CUZ I FEEL PRETTY OOOH SO PRETTY!!!
You: *Singing*
You: :D
Stranger: cool xD
Stranger: how old r u ?
You: i am 15 ;D
You: uu?
Stranger: 17 :)
You: okai!
Stranger: why are u here?
You: CUZ I LOVE YOU!!!
You: T____T
Stranger: sure sure
Stranger: i cant believe that u r a girl
Stranger: xD
You: WHAT D:
You: how can i proof it? :(
You: prove*
You: i have boobiesz :D
Stranger: u got pic ^^ ?
You: YEAH but not for yho my dear ;D
You: you*
Stranger: and why not :P
You: CUZ I DONT KNOW U THAT'S WHY!
You: DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND SHANEYNEY ON U?!
Stranger: i dont mean a pic of your boobs.. i wanna see ur face ^^
You: why my face!? D:
You: IF YOU SEND A PIC OF U!
You: or do u have myspace?
Stranger: i first wanna see u.. cause i still dont think u are a girl
Stranger: no i havent
You: dont you have any pic of urself?
Stranger: only on facebook..
You: then show
Stranger: but i'd like to see yours first
You: you first or nothing :]
Stranger: i show you when i'm convinced that u are a girl
You: then too bad
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: wanna cyber ?! -.-
You: why?
Stranger: why not ? -.-
You: cyber with a guy, huh?
You: OK LISTEN HERE
You: IM GAY!
You: ^^
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spännande sida.. hmm
You: Hi!:D
Stranger: say hi....
Stranger: hi i love u...
You: I love u 2
Stranger: u girl?
You: i am what ever you want me to be ;)
Stranger: im boy... u girl?
You: girl..
Stranger: i love girl...
You: Na just srewing with ya im boy and im after your ass
Stranger: i need u become my girlfriend...
You: oh well why don't you just take your cute ass of yours here?;)
Stranger: hey i just kidding
You: so we can have som gay sex
You: karl
Stranger: karl... are you from england?
You: Buttsecks?
You: How old?
Stranger: 17 years old... u?
You: 15
Stranger: are u gay?
You: yea..Buttsecks?
You: let me take you hard from the poophole;)
Stranger: emm... areu really gay?
You: yea
Stranger: once again.... are.. u... really... gay?
Stranger: what's mean?
You: That u wanna know;)
Stranger: i dont know... what's that?
You: Im gona rape ya
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lite roande var det iaf >:
You: Hellooowh
Stranger: hi
You: Jaahg äähr frååhn Zweerigeh <33 :*
Stranger: jag äär från finland
You: Ajdå. Jag som tänkte leka fjortis så alla kineser inte skulle fatta ett dugg av vad jag sa.... Men det failade nog x)
Jag och knarkarmamma har inget liv :P
You: do u like kebab?
Stranger: aw man
Stranger: I live for kebab
Stranger: he's so funny
You: yeah
You: i am kebab
Stranger: omgomgomgomgomgomg!
Stranger: I can't believe
Stranger: kebab is on omegle
Stranger: and I am the one to talk to him
Stranger: omg
Stranger: I feel like a gushing fanboy
You: and you know another thing?
You: i love you!
Stranger: I'm speechless
You: :D
Stranger: I mean textless
You: kebab is going to make you a kebab!
Stranger: No kebab
Stranger: only you can be kebab
Stranger: I do not want to be a kebab
You: but I can give u how many kebabs you want
You: :]
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: I thought you were going to make me into a kebab
You: oooh no
You: silly
You: XDD
Stranger: well I don't know if you know how the internet works, kebab
You: IM THE EPIC KEBAB MAN ....OF DEATH!
Stranger: but you can't exactly transmit kebabs
You: :D
Stranger: no silly
Stranger: you are the kebab man of life
You: Im a kebab and I can make small kebabs of myself
You: :)
Stranger: that's kinda gross
You: nonono I mean people*
You: You want some?
You: :)
Stranger: My friend once told he would relish the opportunity to autocannabalize
You: and a dr pepper with it
You: GAHHAHAHA
You: NO KEBAB FOR THE WINNER
You: Oh gosh im so hungry
You: -___-
Stranger: yeah you seem it
You: Do you mind if I eat u?
Stranger: well no, but good luck trying
You: I bet your tasty
You: If you like kebab
You: then maybe you have kebab in your stomach
You: :DDD
You: Woaa im so smart
You: HIHIHIHI
You: Not
You: ^^
Stranger: I don't get it, how would you eating me get kebab in my stomach?
You: Cuz I will eat u
You: :O
Stranger: yeah, but then I'll be in your stomach
You: and you have kebab!!
Stranger: not the other way around
Stranger: You're so much stranger in person than I expected, kebab
You: O thank you
You: :)
You: but hey
You: this is omegle ''talk to strangers''
You: I think they mean strange people
Stranger: woah! Good pun!
You: :]
Stranger: You're still just as funny as you are in movies
You: Is that so?
You: Wich movie?
Stranger: oh man all of them
Stranger: like
Stranger: Secret Agent Kebab and Holy Hotdog
Stranger: or
You: OMG!!!
You: :D
Stranger: Kebab's Crazy Trip to the Center of the Black Hole
Stranger: and my personal favorite
Stranger: Kebab's Super Fun Time Awesome Robotmobile
You: harry potter and the half kebab man
You: :D
Stranger: I never saw that one
Stranger: what was it about?
Stranger: the title sounds awfully familiar to this book I read
You: Harry eating kebabs!
You: :D
You: And then Ron and Harry are having a fight
Stranger: oh no
You: cuz of the kebab
You: ;___;
You: and dumbledor died cuz he ate the kebab and it was poizon in it!
Stranger: I thought Snape killed Dumbledore
You: Hmmm
You: Mabye with a kebab in his hand? :O
Stranger: Maybe
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello. im God
Stranger: hi
Stranger: o
You: how are u, Human?
Stranger: finemale
You: You might wonder, why would God be on omegle.
You: But i will tell you, it's just another way for me to look after you humans
You: but i must say, i have seen alot things going on here, that you humans should go thorugh hell for
Stranger: o
Stranger: fine
Stranger: ok
You: Fine you tell me? what is Fine?
Stranger: good or ok
You: I am truly sorry, but i have to go and bless a few people. Good bye
You have disconnected.
D: ja hade tråkit, hata mig inte för de.
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