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Stranger: lol wut?
Stranger: do you have any problem?
You: yeah
Stranger: talk me about that
Stranger: maybe i can help u
You: i have a sister ;___; that's a problem
Stranger: awww
Stranger: that's a big problem
Stranger: u can kill her if ur smart enough
You: but if I do that I'm a bad boy D:
Stranger: ur already a bad boy
Stranger: !!
Stranger: everyone hates u
Stranger: well everyone but ur mum
You: my mum is dead
Stranger: but she still love u
Stranger: from the hell ^//^
You: she can't be in hell! she was such an angel..
Stranger: no!
Stranger: u dont know what she did in1989
Stranger: btw u'll die soon too
Stranger: in 3 years
Stranger: :(
You: yeah I know..
Stranger: are u sad?
You: cause guldfisks don't usually get old..
You: no, i'm not sad. i'm a happy guldfisk!
Stranger: oook
Stranger: i'll cry for u
You: aaww...
Stranger: in ur funeral
Stranger: ghghgh
Stranger: and u'll met ur mother
You: unless you're not dead then :)
Stranger: that's all
Stranger: say bye to ur father
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Haha xD
haha jag älskar. det är så sjukt kul.
Stranger: ok im 37 ..talk or go away
You: köttbulle :D
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:(
Stranger: PIE!
You: CUPCAKES!
Stranger: ...mmmh.. yummmy...
You: graaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwl
Stranger: ... i love you cupcakess!
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You: i'm emo :(
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ELAKT >:
Bäst sida.
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You: Are you from 4chan?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: fromwhere?
You: 4chan
You: www.4chan.org
Stranger: no
Stranger: you aer gay
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Stranger: Hi
You: Mom is that you? o:
Stranger: No, it's your father
You: no luke, I'm your father
Stranger: dammit
You: SHI- your mom never told you?!
Stranger: No
Stranger: It can't be true
Stranger: It's all lies
You: sorry to tell you but.. your whole life is a lie..
Stranger: Well fuck
You: me?
Stranger: Um., I'm going to go with no
Stranger: Haha
You: come join Jehovah's Witnesses and your life will be fine again :D
Stranger: No, I follow a different kind of religion
Stranger: The kind where you can marry many wives
You: ooh.. so you're a guy.. MANWHORE!
Stranger: Eh, it can be true
Stranger: Indeed I'm a manwhore
You: So I'll have to pay you?! D:
Stranger: No, I'm the manwhore that takes it without pay
Stranger: it's a tough society in America tse days
Stranger: these
You: ooh you're cheap (and fast)? <--- Har de inte Frank reklamerna i usa? :(
Stranger: Only for women ....fast I don't know
You: ookay awesme
You: awesome
Stranger: If I don't like you I'll throw my cat at you
Stranger: he's ugly
You: All cats love me so HA!
Stranger: and kind of bald
You: hmm.. like you?
Stranger: Yeah well, can you love 2 different colored eyes, pink/ some times green coat
Stranger: black mohawk
Stranger: Uh, no. I have plenty of hair
Stranger: I'm too young for balding
You: so your cat's the one with the mohawk? o.o
Stranger: It's not spikey, it's a line tat forms it on his head
Stranger: that
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: He's my little freak
You: awesome awesome :) I've got a cat with a too small head <:
Stranger: I have 3 cats, the one I told you, a fat round cat with a small head, and another with thumbs....Yeah, I know how to find them somehow
You: HAHAH omg I want your cats
Stranger: HAHA
You: you can have your own little freakshow
You: add my tiny cat with the tinier head and it'll be perfect :D
ooch sen snackade vi aslänge och han har awesome musiksmak :D
Oj vad långt det blev..
Stranger: searching 14 to 18 female. i'm 16 male
You: i'm 15
Stranger: cool
Stranger: :D::D
You: but i'll die soon..
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i want die soon too
Stranger: bye i m cutting my veins
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:)
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You: köttbulle :D
Stranger: Huh
You: potatismos
Stranger: Qhjdmfmdhbd
You: grönsak
Stranger: Awnensjsjsje bshjejsa ave w WBA q w
You: körsbär
xD
You: Knock knock
Stranger: What kind of car do you drive?
You: I drive a spacecar!
Stranger: whos there?
You: A guy
Stranger: a guy who?
You: A guy in a spacecar!
Stranger: 17 / female / Pennsylvania / Amanda / wants a guy to chat with on the phone I'm nice but please only call if you aren't rude / 973 351 4231
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Should I call her? <:
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Stranger: 17 / female / Pennsylvania / Amanda / wants a guy to chat with on the phone I'm nice but please only call if you aren't rude / 973 351 4231
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Should I call her? <:
please waste all your allowance on that call >=D
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