Trötthumor
WHATS BROWN AND RHYMES WITH SNOOP?
DR.DRE hahahahahahahahaha
Citat från PrayForPlagues
Inte mitt problem.
Se ovan för illustration av vad jag menar.
Citat från CharliesName
Citat från Quidproquo
1. Handen
2. Kolla porr
3. 1on1
4. 1on2
5. Ligga med en katt... funkar det med
Vad är det jag har missat? :P
Det är en gammal meme. Det var från en manga, en pedofil ville våldta en demon i barnform så demonen förvandlade sig till en katt för att rädda sig från våldtäkten varvid pedofilen rycker på axlarna och säger "A cat is fine too".
Whats long and hard on a black man? The first grade.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a barn? Obsolete farming equipment.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be open when the woman brings it to you.
"A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest.
Somehow the professor heard about the plan.
In the next lecture, in the beginning of the lecture he said: "In Sweden a prostitute makes $2000 per night."
All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them: "Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn't take off until the day after tomorrow."
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to exclaim that the light-bulb has violated the socket, and the other to secretly wish that she was the socket.
What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing.
Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.
What's the first thing a woman does after getting out of a battered wives shelter?
The washing up if she knows what's good for her.
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's already been told twice
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
En sån här går alltid hem;
A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
jag lovar att jag ska ladda upp en bild på detta när jag orkar!
kl är 02:30 och 2 tjejjer sitter på nattbussen påväg hem.
dom är fulla och hungriga.
vad äter dom?
brudarna drar upp 2 jävla morötter ur handväskan, skalade å klara.
äter sina morötter å däckar på bussen.
WTF?!
carrots!
cuz chicks fking love carrots!
Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big orange head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" And the bartender says, "It's an interesting story. Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell it to you."
So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a round. The guy with the big orange head says, "Yeah, I'll bet you want to know the story, huh?" To which the man replies, "Sure, if you don't mind."
The man with the big orange head sighs and says, "You know, I've gone over it in my mind a million times. Basically, it's like this: I was walking along the beach one day, when I stubbed my toe on something. I looked down, and there was an antique brass lamp. I picked it up and dusted it off a little -- when all of a sudden this enormous genie pops out!
"The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand year imprisonment, and I am in your debt. I will grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude.'
The man at the bar is agape. The guy with the big orange head continues: "So I said, 'Wow, okay. Well, my first wish is to be fantastically wealthy.'
"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And all of a sudden I have rings on my fingers and a crown on my head, and my wallet is full of money and a dozen ATM cards and the deed to a mansion in the hills -- I mean, I was loaded!
"So I said, 'Amazing! Okay, for my next wish , I want to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world.'
"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And the ocean parts, and out walks this gorgeous woman in this beautiful dress, and she takes my hand and we fall in love and the genie marries us right there. It was incredible.
"The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'"
The man with the big orange head pauses and sips his beer. He says, "Now, you know, this may be where I went wrong. I wished for a big orange head.
C:
^han är ju så himla charmig!
''I have a boyfriend!''
''well you look like the kind of girl that can use two''
aah barnprogram alltså
Citat från Terrorstorm
En sån här går alltid hem;
A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
hahaha
Föredrar den svenska versionen av Johnny Bravo.
Johnny Bravo <3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ7Ww3rd06c
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