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"You're a vampire, Michael. My own brother a Goddamn shit-sucking vampire! Well you wait til Mom finds out buddy!"
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
*fniss*
Citat från RobzInadEz
HAHAHAHA Många sjukt roliga sms här :P
http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things of the Day: The Smoking Gun goes two-for-two this week with myth debunking.
Now, with a bit of sleuthing, it discovered that “Bennett” — the wannabe gangstar of overnight-sensation site “Texts From Bennett” — is a fabrication of the site’s creator, 30-year-old Internet celebrity David Sheldon BKA Mac Lethal.
This, despite the fact that Sheldon says on the Tumblr blog that hosts the texts that Bennett exists and the exchanges are “100% real.”
TSG spoke with Sheldon’s dad, who said there was no Bennett, and the texts were made up by his son with the help of malapropisms borrowed from a friend.
When confronted with this, Sheldon stuck to his guns, insisting Bennett was real, but that “Bennett” was not his legal name. “You try to ruin the fun for everyone,” Sheldon told the TSG reporter behind the detective work. “We’re trying to protect the storyline.”
So Bennett is probably fake. Do you care?
^ haha wtf?!
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EDIT: Englagrejen
Dont be bad fuckers!
syrran: pappa jag är lesbisk
pappan: aha okej
* 1 månad senare *
2 dottern: pappa jag är oxo lesbisk
pappan: MEN ÄR DET INGEN SOM GILLAR KUK I DEN HÄR FAMILJEN ELLER!?
sonen: Jo jag
hahah C'= kawwaiiit
eh
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