Sköna Filmcitat

Från Movie 43, tjej+ kille hånglar och tjejen får sin första mens snubben får panik och ringer 911 !
-"OMG 911 MY FRIEND IS BLEEDING FROM HER VAGINA !!
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?"

Dog ahhahah

*Kick-ass + hans nya gang skall gå in på ett ställe och slå ner några kinesiska hallikar*
Colonel stars and stripes: When you are in there, try to have fun. Otherwise, whats the point?

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels har massor av riktiga guldkorn:

Eddie: "And they're armed."
Soap: "Armed? What do you mean, 'armed'? Armed with what?"
Eddie: "Eh.. bad breath, colourful language, a feather duster.. what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"

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Tom: "Look, it's all completely chicken soup."
Nick the Greek: "It's what?"
Tom: "It's kosher, as Christmas."
Nick the Greek: "The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom."

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Soap: "Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones, the ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use 'em. Shit 'em right up! Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."

Guldkorn.

"Det skulle kunna socialist på tronen, bara han hade samma kroppsbyggnad som majestätet."

- Fritiof Schütt, kådisbellan

" Jag är kristen, döpt och inte omskuren. Vill magistern se min pitt?"

- Roland Schütt, kådisbellan

Det är väl inte direkt "skönt", men ack så himla fint.

Sökarna
-Bor du i skåpet eller?
-Vadå vill du flytta in din jävla kebab?!

Hahaha så bra ^

"Finns det svenskt kaffe på hotellet?"

- You actually were telling the truth
- I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised
Jack Sparrow, you've got to love him