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Citat från Agent Smith i Matrix, fett värt att läsa.



"I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, You move to an area and you multiply... and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we … are the cure."


Kritik mot mänskligheten at its finest.

"I'm too old för this shit" - Bad Boys, en klassiker.

Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Boondock Saints

- quick, quick, wish for something outrages. Say I want an isle, wish for an isle, try that.

- uuhh, I wish for an isle.

- NO WAY!.




sedan från ice age 4 så: we are, we are... ham and cheese

"I'm Batman!"

"Go ahead, make my day" - Harry Callahan / Clint Eastwood.

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." Don Vito Corleone / Marlon Brando.

"A boy's best friend is his mother." - Norman Bates / Anthony Perkins.

"I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS MICKEY-MOUSE BULLSHIT" - Léon (1994)

Gary Oldman är så jävla het, till och med när han är psyko.

''- Surely you can't be serious?''
''- I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.''
älskar Airplane! :x

Citat från oneplayer

"I have to return some videotapes." - American Psycho

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: Hate what?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit? In order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you found somebody really special, when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.

- Pulp Fiction

"Fina killar, arbetarklass killar.. Fast dom har inga arbeten längre då men... Så nu är dom bara fina killar"

- Pölsa i Smala Sussie

Jeff Kohlver: You were coming on to me!
Hayley Stark: Oh, come on. That's what they always say, Jeff.
Jeff Kohlver: Who?
Hayley Stark: Who? The pedophiles! 'Oh, she was so sexy. She was asking for it.' 'She was only technically a girl, she acted like a woman.' It's just so easy to blame a kid, isn't it! Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman, does NOT mean she's ready to do what a woman does!

Det värmer i själen.